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Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: fscott on July 19, 2001, 03:01:00 PM
Breaking news. Someone killed OJ.
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Pongo on July 19, 2001, 03:12:00 PM
No verification on the net yet.
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: fscott on July 19, 2001, 03:20:00 PM
The ladies at my local pet grooming shop were talking about it 30 min ago when I went to pick up my dog.
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Wanker on July 19, 2001, 03:24:00 PM
Anyone have a TV handy?
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Nash on July 19, 2001, 03:26:00 PM
Not Associated Press nor Reuters nor CNN has this story.

I find it impossible to believe some women in a pet grooming shop know of this and these news orgs don't.
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Eagler on July 19, 2001, 03:29:00 PM
He was trying to fly the 109 in WW2online, got so frustated he blew his brains out  :)
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: fscott on July 19, 2001, 03:34:00 PM
Ok.. perhaps he aint.
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: mietla on July 19, 2001, 03:37:00 PM
hey, ladies at the local pet grooming shop should know.
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: mietla on July 19, 2001, 05:49:00 PM
Is OJ still "dead"?
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Nifty on July 20, 2001, 10:59:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mietla:
Is OJ still "dead"?

Negative, it was discovered that the ladies in the pet shop were only PLANNING OJ's death.  It was some bizarre scheme involving using their pets as carriers of a new biogenetic weapon which targets former athletes who are connected to murder cases in some way (this would also affect Rae Carruth and Ray Lewis.) They (the ladies in the pet store, not the football players) have been summarily flogged and their pets confiscated.   :D
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Creamo on July 21, 2001, 01:59:00 AM
Oh geez, this has to be the funniest, retarded thread ever.

Made my day.  :)
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Nash on July 21, 2001, 07:47:00 AM
And nobody has asked fscott what the hell he was doing in a pet gooming shop in the first place!
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Animal on July 21, 2001, 08:04:00 AM
Maybe he took his beaver for a groom
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 21, 2001, 10:35:00 AM
I bet he was taking his monkey in to have it groomed.  I have it, on good authority, that fscott has never actually seen a beaver before.

AKDejaVu
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: Cobra on July 21, 2001, 06:50:00 PM
No Circus tonight, the monkey has a bloody nose!

Cobra
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: SOB on July 22, 2001, 04:09:00 PM
After listening to Fscott's channel 1 banter form months, I'm not sure he's even interested in beavers.  Seems to lean the other direction.


SOB
Title: OJ Simpson KILLED.
Post by: AKDejaVu on July 22, 2001, 04:36:00 PM
Right SOB.. monkeys!

AKDejaVu

[ 07-22-2001: Message edited by: AKDejaVu ]