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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: loser on April 16, 2001, 12:10:00 PM
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awhile back they had this wicked beer commercial with some guy named joe canadian ranting on in a presedential type speech:
>>-I AM CANADIAN
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >(clears throat)
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >Hey.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
>> >>> >>>> > > >and I don't live in an igloo, or eat
>> >>> >>>>blubber, or own a dogsled...
>> >>> >>>> > > >and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from
>> >>> >>>>Canada,
>> >>> >>>> > > >although I'm certain they're really, really
>> >>> >>>>nice.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
>> >>> >>>> > > >I speak English and French, NOT American.
>> >>> >>>> > > >and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
>> >>> >>>>backpack.
>> >>> >>>> > > >I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
>> >>> >>>> > > >DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND
>> >>> >>>>NOBLE ANIMAL.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE',
>> >>> >>>>'ZED'!!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
>> >>> >>>> > > >THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >MY NAME IS JOE!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
and now, especially for wobble: (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I AM AMERICAN
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >Wassup...
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm not particularly intelligent,
>> >>> >>>>open-minded, or well-liked.
>> >>> >>>> > > >And I don't live in a safe place, eat a
>> >>> >>>>balanced diet, or drive very
>> >>> >>>> >well.
>> >>> >>>> > > >I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or
>> >>> >>>>Gutenberg, Although
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm pretty sure they weren't American.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I drink beer, not water,
>> >>> >>>> > > >I am outspoken, not opinionated,
>> >>> >>>> > > >Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
>> >>> >>>> > > >Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY
>> >>> >>>>thing,
>> >>> >>>> > > >And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
>> >>> >>>>backpack, unless I go
>> >>> >>>> >somewhere.
>> >>> >>>> > > >Burger King IS fine dining.
>> >>> >>>> > > >Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
>> >>> >>>> > > >Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for
>> >>> >>>>breakfast,
>> >>> >>>> > > >I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE,
>> >>> >>>> > > >and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY
>> >>> >>>>country in the world,
>> >>> >>>> > > >The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
>> >>> >>>> > > >And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >MY NAME IS JIMMY-JIM-BOB-JOE-RAY, I'm married to my
>> >>> >>>>sister,
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>>
and guys, before you flame...this is just a JOKE, so laugh, call me an idiot, and go back to flying (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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how do we know clams are really happy?
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What's Up Canuck?
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or
>> >>> >>>>Gutenberg, Although
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm pretty sure they weren't American.
Umm wasnt guttenberg an american actor played in that whose talking to someone?
<-- scratches head grab's wife by hair drags her back to loft. Picks up a small canadian and throws him on the fire to make room warm. UUUMMMMMMM canadian bacon.
You know there crazy in canada they named a freaking coin a loony.
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Sturm6 StaffelKapitän
JV44 Platzschutzstaffel
Airfield Defense Squadron
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Sounds like the author has been watching "Cops" too much. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by Sturm:
What's Up Canuck?
You know there crazy in canada they named a freaking coin a loony.
I voted for calling it the barely, as in barely worth a dollar (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Hey, did anybody else get those Bob & Doug McKenzie figures by Todd McFarlane?
Man, they're a hoot!
Mk
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Ironic that Canadians can be summed up by a beer commercial (http://www.adcritic.com/content/molson-canadian-i-am.html), then turn around and say Americans would rather be drinking beer than water.
Also, the first part was clever and incredibly plagerized. The second part looks like it was written by a jr high student that learned everything he needed to know about the US by watching FOX.
AKDejaVu
[This message has been edited by AKDejaVu (edited 04-17-2001).]
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Not to mention a lot of cops, here it is popular up there.
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Sturm6 StaffelKapitän
JV44 Platzschutzstaffel
Airfield Defense Squadron
"The soup nazi"
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Originally posted by loser:
awhile back they had this wicked beer commercial with some guy named joe canadian ranting on in a presedential type speech:
>>-I AM CANADIAN
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >(clears throat)
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >Hey.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
>> >>> >>>> > > >and I don't live in an igloo, or eat
>> >>> >>>>blubber, or own a dogsled...
>> >>> >>>> > > >and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from
>> >>> >>>>Canada,
>> >>> >>>> > > >although I'm certain they're really, really
>> >>> >>>>nice.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
>> >>> >>>> > > >I speak English and French, NOT American.
>> >>> >>>> > > >and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
>> >>> >>>>backpack.
>> >>> >>>> > > >I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
>> >>> >>>> > > >DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND
>> >>> >>>>NOBLE ANIMAL.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, >>>>>no its a cigeret
>> >>> >>>>
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE',
>> >>> >>>>'ZED'!!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
>> >>> >>>> > > >THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >MY NAME IS JOE!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
and now, especially for wobble: (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I AM AMERICAN
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >Wassup... yo hommie G
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm not particularly intelligent,
>> >>> >>>>open-minded, or well-liked.
>> >>> >>>> > > >And I don't live in a safe place, eat a
>> >>> >>>>balanced diet, or drive very
>> >>> >>>> >well.
>> >>> >>>> > > >I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or
>> >>> >>>>Gutenberg, Although
>> >>> >>>> > > >I'm pretty sure they weren't American.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I drink beer, not water, and coffie and coka cola
>> >>> >>>> > > >I am outspoken, not opinionated,
>> >>> >>>> > > >Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
>> >>> >>>> > > >Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY
>> >>> >>>>thing,
>> >>> >>>> > > >And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >I can proudly sew my country's flag on my
>> >>> >>>>backpack, unless I go
>> >>> >>>> >somewhere.
>> >>> >>>> > > >Burger King IS fine dining.
>> >>> >>>> > > >Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
>> >>> >>>> > > >Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for
>> >>> >>>>breakfast,
>> >>> >>>> > > >I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE,
>> >>> >>>> > > >and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY
>> >>> >>>>country in the world,
>> >>> >>>> > > >The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
>> >>> >>>> > > >And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>> >>> >>>> > > >MY NAME IS JIMMY-JIM-BOB-JOE-RAY, I'm married to my
>> >>> >>>>sister,
>> >>> >>>> > > >AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!!
>> >>> >>>> > > >
>>
and guys, before you flame...this is just a JOKE, so laugh, call me an idiot, and go back to flying (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
yea thats prity funny (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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We really have to get around to annexing Canada one of these days.
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Annex? I say nuke 'em but they make me laugh too much, guess we'll have to keep 'em (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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Have to have someone close by to whoop in Hockey every year. Could say Football but they got those goofy fields, and besides are they that bad I mean Doug Flutie did take them to the rider cup or was it the gray cup?
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Sturm6 StaffelKapitän
JV44 Platzschutzstaffel
Airfield Defense Squadron
"The soup nazi"