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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: SMIDSY on January 03, 2006, 09:11:36 AM
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just a couple days ago it was declassified that winston churchill wanted to execute hitler in the electric chair if he was captured. which begs the question: what would have happened if he was captured?
i think if he was captured by the soviets he wouldnt make it even to the battalion HQ. he would be beaten to death as soon as the first kremlin joe realized who he was. that soldier would not have been punnished. but on the off chance that some idealist NCO or officer got him ALIVE to the HQ he would probably be beaten to death by the first grand marshal of the soviet union to get a hold of him for killing all his boys. but on the near impossible chance that he was transferred to moscow, he would probably be slowly tortured over a period of weeks (for some reason i am holding restraint on the exact methods) then his still alive body would be tied to a post in red square where he would be pelted with rocks untill he was dead. then his rotten corpse would be the main attraction in the victory parade.
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"just kidding" followed by a well timed "Waaaasssszzzzaaapppppp!??!?" & he walks
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
just a couple days ago it was declassified that winston churchill wanted to execute hitler in the electric chair if he was captured. which begs the question: what would have happened if he was captured?
i think if he was captured by the soviets he wouldnt make it even to the battalion HQ. he would be beaten to death as soon as the first kremlin joe realized who he was. that soldier would not have been punnished. but on the off chance that some idealist NCO or officer got him ALIVE to the HQ he would probably be beaten to death by the first grand marshal of the soviet union to get a hold of him for killing all his boys. but on the near impossible chance that he was transferred to moscow, he would probably be slowly tortured over a period of weeks (for some reason i am holding restraint on the exact methods) then his still alive body would be tied to a post in red square where he would be pelted with rocks untill he was dead. then his rotten corpse would be the main attraction in the victory parade.
Or perhaps he would have been shot in the head and his body burned in a shallow grave behind the chancellery...:noid
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
just a couple days ago it was declassified that winston churchill wanted to execute hitler in the electric chair if he was captured. which begs the question: what would have happened if he was captured?
i think if he was captured by the soviets he wouldnt make it even to the battalion HQ. he would be beaten to death as soon as the first kremlin joe realized who he was. that soldier would not have been punnished. but on the off chance that some idealist NCO or officer got him ALIVE to the HQ he would probably be beaten to death by the first grand marshal of the soviet union to get a hold of him for killing all his boys. but on the near impossible chance that he was transferred to moscow, he would probably be slowly tortured over a period of weeks (for some reason i am holding restraint on the exact methods) then his still alive body would be tied to a post in red square where he would be pelted with rocks untill he was dead. then his rotten corpse would be the main attraction in the victory parade.
Damn...I thought you where apposed to Capitol Punishment. Here in the States we can't even put a pair of ladies bloomers on a terrorists head or play loud rap music without bringing worldwide condemnation about how cruel we are. Better keep this to yourself you'll upset a lot of euro's. The first thing you must do his guarantee his civil rights.
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I doubt he would have survived the first few minutes of his capture. IF he survived the commies probally would have used him for propoganda for the few years he had left in his life.
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Originally posted by Skilless
Or perhaps he would have been shot in the head and his body burned in a shallow grave behind the chancellery...:noid
ding ding ding
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Originally posted by Skilless
Or perhaps he would have been shot in the head and his body burned in a shallow grave behind the chancellery...:noid
He fooled everyone. That was his double. He escaped, moved to Kansas City and opened a hardware store with a Jewish partner. It was a gigantic success. He retired at 90 and lived to over 100. You ever heard of Home Depot. Strange.... after shaveing that stupid moustache off, no one recognized him.
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"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' ****** to go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hitler boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ***"
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Another thing. If I was a Russian and found him alive or dead I would burn him. He had VD. Im not touching that.
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Originally posted by BlueJ1
Another thing. If I was a Russian and found him alive or dead I would burn him. He had VD. Im not touching that.
From what I understand he also had a problem with flatulance, (Gas) or to be frank, he fart alot. OK that clinched it...Hitler was full of S**t!!!!
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Originally posted by weaselsan
From what I understand he also had a problem with flatulance, (Gas) or to be frank, he fart alot. OK that clinched it...Hitler was full of S**t!!!!
And flamable.
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"Damn...I thought you where apposed to Capitol Punishment."
i am, i live by the idea of "if you kill em, they wont learn nothin." besides, being raped daily by your wife named bubba is worse than death.:aok i just made up that scenario from a logical conclusion.
PS
Vespucciland=United States
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I`m sure the NKVD was hunting him down and all russian soldiers were given special orders in case they`d run into him.
Stalin would have loved to parade him down Red square. Allmost as we saw Julius Caesar with the gaul chief in Rome.
Than he would have been tried in Nurenberg with the rest of the lot and executed.
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I would've kept the mustache as souvenir.
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Russia would of paraded him just as they paraded his finger.
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Originally posted by weaselsan
He fooled everyone. That was his double. He escaped, moved to Kansas City and opened a hardware store with a Jewish partner. It was a gigantic success. He retired at 90 and lived to over 100. You ever heard of Home Depot. Strange.... after shaveing that stupid moustache off, no one recognized him.
Well for crying out loud. For a second there I thought you were going to say he started WalMart........ :rolleyes: :p
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well, that would make sence: making use of a race that is percieved by some as inferior as cheap labor for an empire. sounds a lot like wall-mart.
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If Red Army captured Hitler - he could be guarded as the most precious treasure in the world.
Western "allies" had to do almost anything to kill him. Things that he could tell in court could be lethal for some of them.
The idea for the Soviet troops was to capture him and keep him alive at any cost. Many times people who looked like Hitler got captured and then released without any harm. A legend about Cossacks who almost captured Napoleon in 1812 was used to explain that he had to be kept alive.
Strange that even in the 80s we have been told that Hitler's body wasn't found, while there were publications in the 1960s in USSR about people who examined his body and took in to USSR, one girl who served in that unit became a writer, I saw her interview on TV recently. His jaw was shown in Kremlin in 1995 before 50th anniversary of Victory, before that I didn't know he was found and identified.
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:rofl :rofl
Boroda, just what the heck DO they put in the vodka or water where you live?????
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Originally posted by WMLute
"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' ****** to go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hitler boy? I ain't through with you by damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ***"
Well, they could use such techniques to shut him down, not make him speak.
Politics is a dirty business. He had too many dirt that he could confess in court. Maybe he understood that and committed suicide to avoid what you suggested.
If he could be in Soviet hands - he could become the most deadly weapon before A-bomb.
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Originally posted by Maverick
:rofl :rofl
Boroda, just what the heck DO they put in the vodka or water where you live?????
What's wrong? We have a 10-days nation-wide vacation between New Year and Christmas, but I thougt that I got rid of alcohol intoxication already (didn't drink seriously since Jan, 1st)... Now I'm on beer. Most of the Russians will probably be back in reality after Old New Year, maybe on Jan, 15th, unfortunately - I have some work to do, so I am sober now, no more then 3 liters of beer daily. :rolleyes:
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I am sure Ramsey Clark would be there in a heartbeat.