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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: nirvana on January 03, 2006, 06:47:03 PM
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Without turning this into another one of my stupid, ignorant, naieve....etc etc posts I continue. My friend has recently told me that her boyfriend of a year has cheated on her 4 times and she is "hurt". I have offered her all the help I can possibly lend. She acts as if she has been brain washed by a Nazi. She says she is too weak to do anything including see any of her friends. Here's the kicker, she fears that if she broke up with him he would kill her. I told her to break up with him and get a gun, then if he tried anything to blow his brains out, but I know that's no way to approach this. And since this was an online conversation I can't be sure as to whether she's telling the truth or not. It's just really disturbing, sounds like she wants to off herself. I have no way to get to her house, whether she would even open the door is questionable, and I highly doubt she'd answer her phone. The first time he cheated I told her to drop him like a bad habit, but she didn't listen. I'm plain flat out of ideas. I can't help her if she doesn't want me to help.:(
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Originally posted by nirvana
I can't help her if she doesn't want me to help.:(
There's your answer.
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What you need to do is convince her to cheat on him .... Tell her the best sex is revenge sex... and then be there for her.
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:aok I'd hit it.
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When she tells you she's hit bottom, and wants to finally meet you face-to-face so that you can "console her", make sure you bring plenty of lube with you. That is, if you're in to 50-year-old men named "Tiffani".
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Speaking from experience SOB? ;)
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It only happened twice, and I was pretty drunk both times, so it could have just been a couple of hairy Greek chicks. Yeah, it was Greek chicks...definitely.
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How old are they? Are they your age (aren't you 16-17)? How much "cheating" was he actually doing if they are 16? I mean is cheating at 16 kissing, dancing, or going out on a date with another?
BUT NO MATTER WHAT...if she feels he is that dangerous, then she needs to get the hell out of that relationship.
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
What you need to do is convince her to cheat on him .... Tell her the best sex is revenge sex... and then be there for her.
Brilliant! :aok
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I'm going to tell you guys something that you probably don't want to know. 15 year olds are having sex. When I say cheating, I mean full fledged, hot steamy sexual encounters of the 3rd kind. SHe seems happy now though.
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see.. revenge sex solves everything....
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I'm going to tell you something that I'm sure you don't know.
Twenty years from now, the friends that are around you today won't be the least bit important to you.
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I don't think you understand the seriousness of the situation Nirvana.
If you have the opportunity for hot revenge sex, you must expend all efforts to engineer the situation to maximize the chance for a successful encounter, or you are in direct violation of The Code, as long as these efforts do not come in conflict with any other section of The Code.
Subsection 12 of The Code also requires that if one is internet literate, pictures and updates must be posted.
I'm sure Crow will back me up on this.
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Originally posted by nirvana
I'm going to tell you guys something that you probably don't want to know. 15 year olds are having sex. When I say cheating, I mean full fledged, hot steamy sexual encounters of the 3rd kind. SHe seems happy now though.
LA LA LA LA LA...can't hear you...LA LA LA LA LA :O
LOL...what we want are details...full fledged hot steamy details of the 3rd kind! :aok
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Originally posted by crowMAW
LA LA LA LA LA...can't hear you...LA LA LA LA LA :O
LOL...what we want are details...full fledged hot steamy details of the 3rd kind! :aok
...but no pictures, I repeat... NO pictures.
We could go to jail. ;)
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Subsection 12 of The Code also requires that if one is internet literate, pictures and updates must be posted.
I'm sure Crow will back me up on this.
Or video...netmeeting sex...yeah yeah!:cool:
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I have no details but if The Code goes into effect I may let you all in...but probably not.
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You must hit that if shes doable.
I leveraged a burnt Liz Phair CD into a 2 year relationship with 'the' coffee shop girl who turned down all suiters... it was just after her BF left, I played her like a deck of cards.. just like this.
It was my responsibility as a man to insure this hot 110lb waif (her body is exactly like that Milla Jojovich chick) had a noodle to use and enjoy. NEVER let a chick with a smokin body and cute face feel down, shes craving some quality attention minus the overt "I want to eat you like a ham sandwich" look every guy gives her. Yes, you have the same agenda as they do, but because youre different... she'll notice.
Pretend to listen, it will be like torture but keep in mind youre on a mission to land your heat seeking moisture missile at forrest zero, gather intelligence, nod accordingly and take mental notes.
"Hurt" girls are easy. They're not looking for help or advice, they're suffering a huge "I'm fat, ugly and nobody will love me" type self esteem hit... they want a "take charge confident MAN", think not father type, but more like a perverted uncle with a sex agenda.
Use your big boy voice, take charge and reassure her "Ok stop being silly, you're an attractive smart and fun person"... then add a aloof comment about how nice she looks, then leave or hang up, "I've got a few things to do, I promise we'll talk later".. being too eager will alarm her. Dismiss any notion shes "not good enough" for him and offer her a small gift, nothing romantic like flowers, huge mistake as it tips your hand.
Burn a CD she might like or something that lets her know you listen... "Awwwe he remembered my favorite band..", the added bonus is she'll think of you every time she plays it. (hint be sure to play this cd while having sex for added mind share value)
Add alcohol a little later and you'll be ramming that shoulder she cried on into her Jaw as you pound away. The next step is VITAL, YOU MUST LEAVE SOON AFTER SEX... if even to 7-11 or a 15 min walk around the block, you want her sitting alone, freshly done and satisfied reflecting on how great sex was and how nice you are.
Dont stay away too long, after thinking of you she'll start thinking of the other noodle, ie HIM, feeling guilt, a sense of revenge, even a rush that she got even... just then you return and exploit that rush into more sex. If shes dressed when you return, abort mission.. you took too long.
Your efforts will probably not steal her away from him, some girls as just psycho and repeatedly touch fire... then look for comfort after being burned, and that's your "in”'... if you work it right, you can make a career of banging other dudes GF's after each fight...and be too busy getting laid to worry about the morality of it all. Epically if you do them right, they'll cling to the security of having a boyfriend and lust for the guy who has no interest in "making love" or "sleeping", animal lust, manufactured concern and no desire for a relationship make you safe.
One important note, depending on your fighting skills.. you might brush up on a few defensive / counter strike tactics, or get some high grade pepper spray. Girls just love to tell their BF's how you F her better, are nicer and cooler, and the WORST.. "He listens to me!". guys hate that!!!... you could find yourself facing some poor dude who knows you got his GF to do all the nasty things he's always wanted to do.
And hey, if the dude sucker punches you and administers a beating, she'll feel huge guilt and you'll get a sympathy lay.... be sure to act too sore to do much in bed, just lay there and let her do all the work...
If you kick his junk to the dirt, I promise she'll run to him and you'll lose leverage.
Its easy to talk your way out of fighting, think Jedi "This is not the fight you're looking for" (wave hand). Remind him you're abiding by the man rules of not turning down trim, "Bros before hos'"..you're not interested in stealing away his girl, just using her for sex... surely he can relate to that.
The best part is that its not all that important that you be a handsome stud since its your "care" and "understanding" thats being leveraged... a decent movie on this is "The tao of steve" (I think), hes a fat slob that plays this game to his advantage and eventhough hes gained 30lbs, all the old flames still jump into bed with him.
Be sure you are father like confident, have clean trimmed nails, and not smell like ass. Clean & TRIMMED nails are one of the 1st 5 things girls notice, would you want nasty filty jagged fingers up your vagina?
Be aware that you are not getting played, girls are crafty, they'll run you ragged with favors (which are really tests)...things a boyfriend, which you are not, should be doing. The #1 rule is never ever ever take care of another guys GF, be useful but not her crutch. Hot girls are used to guys tripping over thier boners to do them favors, then go home to masterbate after getting a hug. Of course this is silly, if youre not getting laid... there is no point... dont be a typical errand boy, she'll think you weak.
I made a massive error in playing this game, it ended my career...hung out with one of them too long and after a 3 day drunken stupor I was married... so keep a loaded gun around with 1 in the chamber with strict instructions you are to be killed in case a wedding breaks out.... else; null, game over.
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:rofl Marine, that's horribly good. I've nevr been with a female like that before, so you could probably leave out the "freshly done and satisfied reflecting on how great sex was and how nice you are." part. Good story anyway:lol
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invite them both to a deep backwoods area, pull out a gun and tell them to cut the crap and knock it off or your gonna put em both out of your misery.
Then get in your car drive off making them walk out by themselves
Works every time:cool:
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
invite them both to a deep backwoods area, pull out a gun and tell them to cut the crap and knock it off or your gonna put em both out of your misery.
Then get in your car drive off making them walk out by themselves
Works every time:cool:
But he'd made her leave and then he'd start out with "Squal like a pig."
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Originally posted by nirvana
I'm going to tell you guys something that you probably don't want to know. 15 year olds are having sex. When I say cheating, I mean full fledged, hot steamy sexual encounters of the 3rd kind. SHe seems happy now though.
Well, considering my school district has the distinct honor of being rated #1 for sexually active and #2 for drug use in all of Western NY. ( The suburbs are worse then the "city") Anyway, 15 is old for around dhere. Just had a article in the paper the other day a 12 year old pregnant girl was beaten up by her 13 year old boyfriend. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by x0847Marine
You must hit that if shes doable.
if youre not getting laid... there is no point... dont be a typical errand boy, she'll think you weak.
I made a massive error in playing this game, it ended my career...hung out with one of them too long and after a 3 day drunken stupor I was married... so keep a loaded gun around with 1 in the chamber with strict instructions you are to be killed in case a wedding breaks out.... else; null, game over.
Marine seems to be quite familiar with The Code.
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I would make him squeel like a pig. Everyone that knows him says he is a major a**hole. In fact I might find a nice gentleman named Bubba to take him on a date to a nice restraunt....i'm thinking McDonald's, but them a nice bottle of Crown Royal, and let them be.