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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: 2bighorn on January 06, 2006, 06:02:34 PM
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How many O'Club Posters does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that O'Club is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to the O'Club saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to the forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light blbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to the O'Club which makes light bulbs relevant to the forum
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all images and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
3 to tell a funny story about their beagle and a light bulb
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post
...6 months from now and start it all over again.
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And don't forget
6 'true believers' that sarcastically post that it's Bush's fault the light burned out in the first place.. since they're so tired of everthing being blamed on him.
and
3 Antagonists that agree it IS Bush's fault.. and believe it.
and
3 who question the maternal heritage of the light bulb itself.
:rofl
Good one, 2Big..
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You forgot how someone would post about the french surrendering to the lightbulb.
post would probably get deleted, but it's posted in jest.
NUTTZ
Originally posted by APDrone
And don't forget
6 'true believers' that sarcastically post that it's Bush's fault the light burned out in the first place.. since they're so tired of everthing being blamed on him.
and
3 Antagonists that agree it IS Bush's fault.. and believe it.
and
3 who question the maternal heritage of the light bulb itself.
:rofl
Good one, 2Big..
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and dont forget the
20 from the rest of europe telling how you should never have tried to turn the light on in the first place and that if you hadnt. You wouldnt have needed to change the lightbulb
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This one time I had a light bulb and it didnt work. So I changed it and then when I turned it on, it came on!
Its like, MAGIC man! :)
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dont forget the one perv that would post
"I'd Hit it!" to a picture of a nice lamp.
:p
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dont leave out the poster that would only posts emoticons because its easier than actually typing out the words
:D
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haha, or the one guy like me who would just say, I LOVE LAMP!
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to that 1st guy
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and one to post a blue state/red state map thinking it's a map of England, Scotland and Ireland showing dim lightbulbs.
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:D
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Haha!
I just read on IMDb that Pierre Bernard guest starred on "Stargate-1" as Master Sergeant O'Brien.
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Originally posted by 2bighorn
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
...6 months from now and start it all over again.
I'll be number 1, and its 6 months later for this joke....
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and one poster to punt it after a few days
*punt* :D
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do they have lamps in russia, or do the change candle's?
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Ah, but in Soviet Russia the LAMP CHANGES YOU!
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You forgot one. 3 members to check http://www.snopes.com to verify that the light bulb is the cause.
Karaya
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1 to philosophise on why the bulb needs changing in the first place.
Les
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Originally posted by Mustaine
do they have lamps in russia, or do the change candle's?
Russians *invented* lamps.....
"The Silence of the Lamps"
PS: Never saw a more accurate one word description of the O'Club....
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Forgot another one:
The "l33T SpEeKEr" who'll post "111oneoneon1one11!!!!11one!! - QUAH!"
Whatever the hell that gibberish is supposed to mean...
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See Rule #16
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1 to blame global warming on the use of light bulbs and call for the US to stop use immediately.
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Originally posted by Schatzi
PS: Never saw a more accurate one word description of the O'Club....
sorry, ya lost me there... what 1 word describes this place?
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1 to remind everyone it'll be "in 2 weeks".
:D
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6 to use the word "IN"
IN every sentence prior to Skuzzy lockINg thread!
:D
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
dont forget the one perv that would post
"I'd Hit it!" to a picture of a nice lamp.
:p
(http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny10/retard.jpg) :rofl
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
See Rule #16
Yep, that was missing too.
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Originally posted by Mustaine
sorry, ya lost me there... what 1 word describes this place?
I was talking about our dear bovines post. Slight irony.