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Title: A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 05:48:41 PM: Possums arent welcome around here, so's I grab my gun and......

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/possum.jpg)

Around 2 feet long or more from snout to tail, weight somewhere around 20 pounds
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Post by: BlueJ1 on January 08, 2006, 05:52:46 PM: Ever come face to face with a badger? Them are scary little (big) buggers. Mean also.
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Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 05:57:28 PM: Cant say I have seen one around here. Id probally shoot that too
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Post by: Holden McGroin on January 08, 2006, 06:06:54 PM: My grandaddy once told me, "Holden, there are three things that'll put a good man down; Losing a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."
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Post by: midnight Target on January 08, 2006, 06:16:12 PM: I seen bigger.
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Post by: Henrique Jitsu on January 08, 2006, 07:38:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by midnight Target
I seen bigger.

I seen an elephant
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Post by: Pei on January 08, 2006, 08:27:43 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Henrique Jitsu
I seen an elephant

But I ain't seen no elephant fly.
Title: A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
Post by: SOB on January 08, 2006, 08:29:04 PM: You're obviously an animal lover. Saved the poor little guy the agony of getting run over by a car. PETA should give you a metal!
Title: Re: A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
Post by: Sandman on January 08, 2006, 09:17:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Possums arent welcome around here,

We rarely saw them when I was a kid, but they were around.

Are they pests?
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Post by: Henrique Jitsu on January 08, 2006, 09:25:58 PM: Why is it head all bloody?
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Post by: Shaky on January 08, 2006, 09:35:49 PM: Cause Meats a good shot?
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Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 09:50:13 PM: Its head is bloody because I shot it in the head, otherwise it kept trying to live

Think I should post it in the peta forums? I saved it from getting hit by a car by shooting it dead :rofl
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Post by: rpm on January 08, 2006, 10:03:29 PM: Hard to tell just how big he is. There's nothing for reference in the shot. Stick a beer bottle in his mouth then it will be more impressive.
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Post by: Klum25th on January 08, 2006, 10:04:09 PM: LOL yea do it.

What did you shoot it with?

I dont think a 22 could have taking that big guy down, unless you got it right between the head. Or did you use your military sidearm M1911 Colt .45 pistol and take it out with one shot that made it fly 10ft.

If you want to shoot more anoying animals, come to my place (Bring a pistol or rifle with silencer, I live in the city) and you can shoot some coons,possums,snakes,moles,rats,mice,coyotes,foxes.

I have seen Coyotes and foxes in my neigborhood before. Kinda cool, but they get scared when I say come here puppy. And don't shoot my cats cuz they get the really smaller guys.
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Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 10:10:09 PM: Actually it was a .22 rifle. Gimme a sec and I will get another picture with some crap for size reference
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Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 10:21:23 PM: Soda can for size reference, dont got no beer bottles. I figured it needs some sugar and caffene for energy because all it does is just lay there. Here are the specs

Length - 36 inches
Weight - 13 lbs

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/Picture%20052.jpg)
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Post by: rpm on January 08, 2006, 10:30:31 PM: A longneck would have been funnier.
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Post by: Klum25th on January 08, 2006, 10:32:55 PM: wow that is big. I think theres a possum around my house that big.
Title: A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 10:47:40 PM: Just for you rpm, and yes I am probabally going to hell for doing this

(aint going outside no more tonight lol)

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/Picture%20055.jpg)
Title: what a man...
Post by: Eagler on January 08, 2006, 10:48:20 PM: was it attacking you or were you protecting your garbage cans?

lucky you are such a marksman, it may have jumped up and tore your throat out.. LOL

ps

do you always play with dead animals? plenty of road kill around here if you get bored...
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Post by: Meatwad on January 08, 2006, 10:51:15 PM: I keep chickens around here and possums will eat them when given the chance. I'll get it before it gets them
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Post by: Eagler on January 08, 2006, 10:55:21 PM: the chickens are lucky to have you :)
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Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on January 08, 2006, 11:03:31 PM: That is one fat-prettythang possum man! Pic with the sunglasses is classic though, I may have to share that one around. :)
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Post by: DREDIOCK on January 09, 2006, 01:01:13 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Just for you rpm, and yes I am probabally going to hell for doing this

(aint going outside no more tonight lol)

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/Picture%20055.jpg)

Now THATS the pic to post on the PETA forums!
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Post by: Meatwad on January 12, 2006, 08:26:19 PM: I signed back up on the peta2 forums. Time to have some fun:)
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Post by: BlueJ1 on January 12, 2006, 08:27:05 PM: Long live barbie!
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Post by: Midnight on January 12, 2006, 08:32:51 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/Picture%20055.jpg)

The way the fence is, it almost makes the thing look like it has a mohawk.. like Mr. T :cool:

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Meatwad on January 12, 2006, 08:35:02 PM: Did you know that eggs are when a chicken has a period?

I set some bait there, lets see what I catch :D

This brings back memories of the great peta war
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Post by: AWMac on January 12, 2006, 08:44:07 PM: Hell you wanna see possums come to Oklahoma, I have a chitload here that are Swamp Opossums 35 ~ 45 pounders.

Let me tell ya, Okies have a sick sense of humor, especially on beloved road kill. Seen Skunks laid up next to election signs, wearing a John Deere hat holdin a Long neck Bud.... two roadkill opossums doing it Doggy Style, a Dead Cat hitchhiking holding a sigh saying "Katmando"...

Roadkill is an art..dressit up, dress it down.

Mac
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Post by: rpm on January 12, 2006, 11:17:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Just for you rpm, and yes I am probabally going to hell for doing this

(aint going outside no more tonight lol)

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/Picture%20055.jpg)
BWAHAHA! Now THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are!
The shades were a nice touch.:aok
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Post by: AWMac on January 10, 2008, 09:57:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
I signed back up on the peta2 forums. Time to have some fun:)

Ohhh My sides... tell me, tell me dammit what is your name on there...
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 09:59:50 PM: I cant remember since I made this thread 2 years ago

(Please dont nuke it mr boss man) :cry
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Post by: Coshy on January 10, 2008, 10:02:53 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad

This brings back memories of the great peta war

Link?
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:06:09 PM: http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=138115
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Post by: Coshy on January 10, 2008, 10:16:23 PM: Meant a link to where you posted opossum pic. I found the peta & peta2 boards, but havent found any sunglass sportin' opossoms who refused to die till you shot them in the head.
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:18:22 PM: They nuked it minutes after it was posted
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Post by: AWMac on January 10, 2008, 10:20:09 PM: MeatWad is in Denial....Classic act in the PETA BBS.

In the Original attack.

He threw out the meat and we all joined in like Hyenas on the feast.

"I met a friend in a bar last night, he was walking out, I was walkin in...we sat down for a couple of brews..."

Ohhh the Glory Days...

Mac
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:22:10 PM: Im reading the peta thread all over again. I think I urinated in my chair :rofl :cry :rofl
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Post by: AWMac on January 10, 2008, 10:26:00 PM: LOL I read it over and pee'd also... Where in the Hell did we come up with watermelon like that?

Dammm we were good.

Mac
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:28:55 PM: If we tried that again, half the members here would be wiped out :rofl
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 10, 2008, 10:29:41 PM: OMFG Meatwad, that last shot was historic! :rofl :rofl
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Post by: SkyRock on January 10, 2008, 10:36:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Klum25th
LOL yea do it.

What did you shoot it with?

I dont think a 22 could have taking that big guy down, unless you got it right between the head.
lolz unless ur a bad shot, a .22 can kill anything if you shoot it in the right place. A chest shot would have killed it, just taken a little longer!
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Post by: AWMac on January 10, 2008, 10:38:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SkyRock
lolz unless ur a bad shot, a .22 can kill anything if you shoot it in the right place. A chest shot would have killed it, just taken a little longer!

SKyRock go to bed... the BIG Guys are talking.

Mac
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 10, 2008, 10:38:50 PM: Meatwad, you should do a Pay Pal "Pose the Possum". Get a bunch of props, someone pays ya $5 and you pose the possum and snap a shot for them. :rofl
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:40:44 PM: I cant, its rotted to a skeleton by now
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 10, 2008, 10:53:09 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
I cant, its rotted to a skeleton by now
Awww crap...bitten by the "punted old topic" bug. :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:53:46 PM: Whoops :D
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Post by: Ripsnort on January 10, 2008, 10:54:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Whoops :D
Go shoot another, I got $5 in paypal waiting for a picture with a JD bottle and a pair of panties. :D.
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Post by: Meatwad on January 10, 2008, 10:57:15 PM: Im all ready to go except for the opossum, JD, and panties

I havent really seen any for a long time around here
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Post by: FBplmmr on January 11, 2008, 05:15:37 AM: :cool: <<
Did you try hooking it up to an air compressor?
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Post by: AWMac on January 13, 2008, 09:34:05 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Im all ready to go except for the opossum, JD, and panties

I havent really seen any for a long time around here

OMG a man that hasn't seen panties or JD for a long time?

"Save the Meatwad Foundation"
~Because a Sausage is a Terrible Thing to Waste.~
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Post by: Meatwad on January 13, 2008, 10:20:27 AM: Yep, poor meatwad is single :cry
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Post by: Wes14 on January 13, 2008, 11:36:46 AM: See rule #19? :confused:
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Post by: Dago on January 13, 2008, 12:07:14 PM: That pelt would make you a fine hat! :D
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Post by: ariansworld on January 13, 2008, 01:39:00 PM: I think I will go troll over there. Simply because it looks like fun!

:aok :aok :aok
Title: Re: A freakin huge possum (sissies dont look)
Post by: opposum on January 13, 2008, 05:31:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Possums arent welcome around here, so's I grab my gun and......

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/possum.jpg)

Around 2 feet long or more from snout to tail, weight somewhere around 20 pounds

hey now, don't be hate'n on me now... :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Scatcat on January 13, 2008, 09:23:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Soda can for size reference, dont got no beer bottles. I figured it needs some sugar and caffene for energy because all it does is just lay there. Here are the specs

Length - 36 inches
Weight - 13 lbs

(http://webpages.charter.net/markbone/Picture%20052.jpg)

Meatwad, nice pic. But I think your going to need some help with product placement. I can't even read whats on the can.
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Post by: Meatwad on January 13, 2008, 10:16:21 PM: St. Louis Cardinals Coca-Cola sodie can
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Post by: SD67 on January 14, 2008, 03:07:39 AM: Meatwad... you've created a monster...
My Wife and I have joined the PETA2 board and we are waiting for the right moment to strike.
I've a story that had her in fits of laughter with tears and all to spring on them, we are just awaiting the right time... school holidays seems good, Easter maybe. hehehe....
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Post by: Meatwad on January 14, 2008, 06:57:30 AM: You'll share with us here, right? :)
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Post by: BlueJ1 on January 14, 2008, 10:23:37 AM: To bad another Operation Meat Muppet wouldnt last long on here. Those were good times.
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Post by: SD67 on January 14, 2008, 06:42:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
You'll share with us here, right? :)

of course ;)
:aok
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Post by: Meatwad on January 14, 2008, 07:14:58 PM: (http://super-genius.org/images/mr_burns_excellent.jpg)
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Post by: SD67 on January 15, 2008, 03:20:03 AM: I couldn't wait.
I'll post the lead in here, try not to go and view the carnage until I let you know the blow has been struck.:lol
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hi all im new here cos my gf said someone here might help
im living on a cattle station in australia and my dad dont want to know anything about me cos i hate that he seels cows to be killed for meat as i am trying to become a vegitarian.
well i am at home on my own for a couple fo weeks as mum an dad are away on a trip and my dog has got sick. i cant get him to a vet cos the closest one is liek 500k away and there is only dads new bmw what im nnot allowed to drive my gf reckons somone here may be able to help cos if dad gets home and he is still sick he will just shoot him
hes stopped pooing for the last coupleof days and hes starting to look sick and he makes sort of groning noises when he sits up ahter lying down pls help cos i dont want dad to shoot him and i cant get to the vet pls cna someone help thx
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Post by: Pooh21 on January 15, 2008, 03:37:06 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
I cant, its rotted to a skeleton by now
Shoulda stuck it in your freezer for our eventual amusement. You sir, are a poopyhead!
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Post by: sgt203 on January 15, 2008, 04:35:04 AM: lol Meatwad.....

Nice touch with the bottle and glasses...

Should have stuck a cigarette in his mouth:D :rofl
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Post by: SD67 on January 15, 2008, 07:51:34 PM: Episode two has been run :)
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thx for your replies a taxi isnt going to be an good we live about 3.5 hores drive from the closest town and the station hands hate me cos they say its gonna be my fault the place will be sold when they die cos i dont hav any brothers and sisters to take over for them but theres this one jackaroo whos ok an he said hell bring me some stuff they use when their animals get constipated. my gf came over this morning with some cooking oil and she said thay her uncle said to try putting alittle oil in his bytt that might help a bit so i found this syringe in the supply cubord and i put some up ther. anyway he didnt liek it much and he bit me its not bad an i nkow he only did it cos hes sick so thats ok. anyway i guess shoulda put a towel or something down as while im washing my hand i hear duke go wrooooooo and this sound liek a sloppy fatr and then my gf laughin so i run out and the oil is sprayed all up the curtans and its smelly and stuff so now i gotta wash them before mum and dad get home i was so cross at sharon cos shes rolling on the floor laughin so hard cryin and stuff. anyway it didnt help much and hes still crook so ill wait for jacko to get back this arvo with the stuff he asid would help thx for all ur help guys ill let you know what happens thx:)

tomorrow night the final salvo will be launched...:t
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Post by: sgt203 on January 15, 2008, 10:45:07 PM: lol SD....

Love the replies your getting:lol :rofl :lol

BTW: If you get a chance to read some of the posting on the PETA2 message board it is rather amusing stuff..

These people are WAY OUT THERE with what makes them "indignant".

Funny stuff!!!!
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Post by: SD67 on January 16, 2008, 02:24:52 AM: Yeah, some of them are good.
There was one that seems to have disappeared, and there's one that's urging me to do the unthinkable *gasp* that I think might be one of you guys :lol :noid
Anyway, I'll play the master stroke tomorrow as I've got one last post to make this evening to lead it in perfectly ;)
This is some of my best material yet so I'm going to make it well worth the effort
:lol
btw, I think I'm not half bad at typing in squeak.:t