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Title: joke of the day..
Post by: rabbidrabbit on January 10, 2006, 10:09:02 AM

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an  Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.  On the ppposite side of  the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state. The  Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the  squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to  him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like
 a frigid, mean spirited woman!" He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
 "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: FuBaR on January 10, 2006, 11:07:46 AM

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 10, 2006, 11:17:43 AM

lol

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: Toad on January 10, 2006, 11:34:29 AM

:lol

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: Maverick on January 10, 2006, 11:42:19 AM

:rofl :rofl :aok

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: AWMac on January 10, 2006, 12:20:28 PM

:rofl :aok

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: Jackal1 on January 10, 2006, 12:32:39 PM

:aok :rofl

Title: joke of the day..
Post by: Sandman on January 10, 2006, 12:36:17 PM

Now... THAT was funny. :)