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Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 16, 2006, 07:19:24 PM
Stupid thieves suck.

I leave the damn thing unlocked so when dirtball, scum sucking, waste of life decide to mess with my stuff, they won't cut the damn top.


Who ever decided to break into my jeep didn’t try the door first.


(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/gtora2/theivessuck.jpg)

The idiot stole a mag light, 50 pound magnet, some burned Cds and cost me about 400 bucks for new windows (going with the bestop glass window sliders).

The idiot left about 500 bucks in stuff in the jeep, to stupid to know how pricey the recovery strap, raingler nets, gas cans and highlift cost.


Today was a ****y day at work, and when I yanked the strap out of the back it, it flew back and the end hit me right in the nuts!


What a ****ing year so far. Friend dies, my jeep gets cut, what the hell is next?

I wouldn’t even be pissed if the dolt had just checked the damn door!

.


I think I am going to print up stickers saying "the doors are unlocked, but you better pray I do not catch you"


Do they still make alarms that page you?
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 16, 2006, 07:37:18 PM
GTORA, if you would please edit out the way you can get in a jeep, I'd appreciate it.  I would like it if the world knew how to *NOT* easily get into my jeep.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: ramzey on January 16, 2006, 07:41:13 PM
i lost side window last friday, all what they take was 2 cigarette bags
heh
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Tarmac on January 16, 2006, 07:44:10 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
GTORA, if you would please edit out the way you can get in a jeep, I'd appreciate it.  I would like it if the world knew how to *NOT* easily get into my jeep.


You mean use a knife, use the door handle, or use the zipper?  Give the thieves some credit, they can get into your jeep if they want to.  They can get into any car if they want to.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 16, 2006, 07:46:26 PM
You'd be surprised by the number of handsomehunkes who know nothing about the zipper.

I'd like to keep it that way.  So please edit it out.
Title: Re: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: SOB on January 16, 2006, 07:49:51 PM
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
What a ****ing year so far. Friend dies, my jeep gets cut, what the hell is next?

On the other hand, you're alive, you've got a cool new jeep that you've already had lots of fun with, and you've got the ability to spend $500 on replacement windows.  All in all, it could be worse.  Still, I wish you coulda caught the perp to say hello.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 16, 2006, 07:51:38 PM
True SOB true.


Laser I edited.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: sniper68 on January 16, 2006, 08:14:38 PM
lol edit it so people dont know guess what i think everyone knows allready lol not like its that hard to see zippers
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: NUKE on January 16, 2006, 08:17:28 PM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
You'd be surprised by the number of handsomehunkes who know nothing about the zipper.

I'd like to keep it that way.  So please edit it out.

You talking about the zipper on the windows that can be used to remove the windows?
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: sniper68 on January 16, 2006, 08:18:41 PM
oh you mean theres a zipper to keep the plastic windows on NOOOO............
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: NUKE on January 16, 2006, 08:23:27 PM
Sorry lasersailer, but I got a chuckle out of your request.

First of all, anyone who wants into your plastic windowed jeep is just gonna cut it to get in. They don't care about the zippers, honest.

Second, the odds that someone reading this thread on this BBS will use that coveted information to remove the windows on your Jeep is probably a billion to one.

Third, you would be better off if the crooks would remove the windows via the zippers, rather than trash your top.

 ;)
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 16, 2006, 08:27:54 PM
But look at it from the theives point of view.

Its much more fun to take a knife to the windows then to simply unzip a zipper;)
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 16, 2006, 08:46:59 PM
Golly-geen you guys.  :p


All it takes is one slip of the tongue and the jeep community is ****ed...
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Shamus on January 16, 2006, 09:02:07 PM
You guys spilled the beans...on my way out right now to break into Jeeps the proper way.

shamus
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Pooh21 on January 16, 2006, 09:19:32 PM
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Originally posted by NUKE

Second, the odds that someone reading this thread on this BBS will use that coveted information to remove the windows on your Jeep is probably a billion to one.



 ;)


Actually just reading about it now has given me the urge to remove lasersailors windows
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: nirvana on January 16, 2006, 09:23:28 PM
Yip some *******s took out my dads window and ripped the door handle off his truck in an attempt to break in.  That was after they had cleaned out his tools.  He caught them doing it once, but he had no gun:(   That could be a very good or a very bad thing.





And yes they do still make alarms that page you.  My dad had one installed it's called a Viper or Cobra or something like that.  Car Toys put it in i think.  They also have alarms that blare out decibels so high pitched it will just about break that son of a biscuits ear drums so he can go crying off while his ears bleed.  



P.S. Check stickdeath.com for humourous ways to keep bananas out of your car.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: RTSigma on January 16, 2006, 10:11:57 PM
If I had a jeep, I'd **** in the back so that it smelled so bad no one would want to get near it.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Heretik on January 16, 2006, 10:16:26 PM
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Originally posted by Pooh21
Actually just reading about it now has given me the urge to remove lasersailors windows


oh good, so it's not just me.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 16, 2006, 10:23:11 PM
Good thing you both live in friggin oregon...
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: joowenn on January 16, 2006, 11:55:42 PM
next time put a sign out that says, please dont cut the top, doors are unlocked for convenience.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Debonair on January 17, 2006, 12:08:52 AM
Inability to operate a zipper suggests strongly that this was the act of none other than ugly chicks
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: WilldCrd on January 17, 2006, 12:57:10 AM
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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Good thing you both live in friggin oregon...



hmm so you live in the university park in dallas?
thats like 10 mins away from me :t
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 17, 2006, 08:25:14 AM
Dallas?  Nope...
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Curval on January 17, 2006, 08:30:13 AM
If something is stolen from you it is YOUR fault.

Contact MiniD for advice on how to secure all of your valuables.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: SOB on January 17, 2006, 08:44:36 AM
Wow, you're gonna be crying about that one until the day you die, ain't ya Curvy.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Curval on January 17, 2006, 10:00:31 AM
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Originally posted by SOB
Wow, you're gonna be crying about that one until the day you die, ain't ya Curvy.


lol...not crying, just bringing it up.  :p  Odd you don't comment on others who bring up pink shorts or stealing scooters and tell them the same thing, but it is cute to watch you rush to MiniD's defense anytime you feel he is being "attacked".:aok
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Saintaw on January 17, 2006, 10:08:09 AM
Butbutbut... aren't you ARMED Gtora? I thought (relating to Lazs diatribes here) that an armed man is SAFE from all eviless!

*shock*
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 17, 2006, 10:17:19 AM
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Originally posted by Curval
If something is stolen from you it is YOUR fault.

Contact MiniD for advice on how to secure all of your valuables.


I am not crying about the junk stolen, it was junk, I just wish the dumb bellybutton theif had tried the door. :D
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 17, 2006, 10:18:52 AM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
Butbutbut... aren't you ARMED Gtora? I thought (relating to Lazs diatribes here) that an armed man is SAFE from all eviless!

*shock*





Being armed does not help when someone does it when your not around.


Besides. I am not going to shoot someone over my jeep. Beat the **** out of maybe. Shoot no.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Krusher on January 17, 2006, 11:51:18 AM
That sucks GTO.
I had my van window broken out by an idiot who didnt bother to check that the door was unlocked and there was nothing worth stealing. I didn't even have an AM Radio.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: beet1e on January 17, 2006, 11:59:51 AM
Bad luck
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Being armed does not help when someone does it when your not around.
You need the South African style flame thrower. Source: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/

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Crime-obsessed South Africans have a powerful new weapon with which to stop likely criminals: the car flamethrower.

Casting a man-high fireball, reportedly with no damage to the paint, the Blaster has been placed on 25 South African vehicles since its introduction last month.

At 3,900 rand ($655), it offers a cheap, dramatic defense against carjackers. It has yet to be deemed illegal.

South African courts allow killing if convinced that it's in self-defense. The defense is not unheard of. In last year's 13,000 carjackings, criminals often brandished weapons or used them with little provocation.

The Blaster squirts liquefied gas from a bottle in the automobile's trunk through two nozzles, located under the front doors. The gas is then ignited by an electric spark, with fiery consequences.

Both sides flame at the same time, regardless of whether the attack is coming from just one side of the vehicle, or whether passersby are on the other side. But the breadth and depth of blast can be modified according to individual preference.
This report is from 1998. I don't know whether the flame thrower defence is still legal.

Just imagine - as well as guns, South Africans can have flame throwers to protect their cars! We could start having flame thrower threads - would make a change from gun threads. And all the South Africans could come along and crow that they have more "freedom" because they can have a flame thrower and no-one else can! :rofl

Well, I've never had a gun or a flame thrower, and in 33 years of car ownership I've never had a car stolen or broken into. :aok:cool:
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Mighty1 on January 17, 2006, 12:58:52 PM
Well what do you expect with that gay bellybutton gear shift knob?  :p


Just kidding.

I hate seeing damage to any jeep.

I keep waiting for someone to break into my jeep.

I have an alarm that goes off if they even touch my jeep or if there is a lot of vibration nearby.

So far it's scared off a few kids but I haven't had any breakins.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 17, 2006, 01:42:29 PM
South Africa is a whole nother ball game.  In South Africa, you are out of the norm if you can refil your gastank 5 times before your car is stolen / attempted to be stolen.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: *NDM*JohnnyX on January 17, 2006, 03:15:56 PM
Hey cool! I can find out his address!

Seriously though, I've worked at an auto auction 7 years, we have locked cars/cars without a key come in all the time. I guarantee you I can make off with your car whatever it is no matter if you have an alarm in under two minutes. Best bet is to get a detachable racing style momo steering wheel, probably the only thing a thief wont have.
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Post by: SOB on January 17, 2006, 07:45:02 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
lol...not crying, just bringing it up.  :p  Odd you don't comment on others who bring up pink shorts or stealing scooters and tell them the same thing, but it is cute to watch you rush to MiniD's defense anytime you feel he is being "attacked".:aok

On one hand you have someone getting a good-natured ribbing (you and your sexy shorts), and on the other, there's you pouting like a little girl who just dropped her ice cream cone.  That's why I comment on one and not the other.  As for mini, he's sensitive, and I don't want to have to calm him down with a long walk on the beach again...but I do love him with all my heart...and weiner.  Don't be jealous though, 'cause there's enough SOB love to go around.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 25, 2006, 12:38:24 AM
Man my poor Jeep.


I just had a budy nock off one of the fog lights when he backed into me to mess with me at a stop sign.



Niticed light flashing all around a block later and the light is hanging by the wire.

Solved my KC mounting location problem though. Now I will take the non broken one and use it as a backup light.


The mount for Factory fogs is plastic and it sheered right off.


We stood in the street laughing for five minutes! He did it with a suzuki Samuri lol. :D  I will post a pick before I put the new KCs on.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: SOB on January 25, 2006, 01:02:55 AM
That's OK, you can get back at him by driving up along side him when he's moving and throw a tennis ball at the top of his Samurai...next thing he knows, the poor bastard will be flipped over on his roof!
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 25, 2006, 01:07:07 AM
He did get all insulted when I drove his little suzuki, when I got I said "well this is really small, like a clown car!"


Man that thing is like being shrunk and then put in a beer can.

I am totaly no upset at all about the fog light. They were useless and coming off anyway.
Title: Some dirtbag cut my door to get in my unlocked Jeep!
Post by: Sox62 on January 25, 2006, 02:48:55 AM
This is all my fault.

I had no idea the doors were unlocked.:(