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Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: bagrat on January 17, 2006, 08:54:23 PM: Im not sure where it is but if you know could u re-post the thread. Thought it was really funny.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 17, 2006, 08:56:26 PM: http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=167637&highlight=farm+animals
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: bagrat on January 17, 2006, 09:02:33 PM: thanks alot for re-postin it, I appreciate it.
Title: Chuck norris facts
Post by: bagrat on January 17, 2006, 09:35:07 PM: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

I had to post this, to those who have never seen this, It is hilarious.

samples
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck norris doesn't teabag ladies he potato sacks them.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: nirvana on January 17, 2006, 10:05:31 PM: :rofl
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Lazerr on January 17, 2006, 10:27:12 PM: haha, that chuck norris shirt is pretty cool.

"God doesn't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people"

:rofl
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: ClevMan on January 17, 2006, 10:30:35 PM: 9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*ing Indian.

Classic...

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Lazerr on January 17, 2006, 10:34:57 PM: mmmmmmm Clevman, that is on seksee f4u in your avatar! :confused:
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: ClevMan on January 17, 2006, 10:46:28 PM: I don't fly the Corsair unless off a CV, but I thought the pic was pretty tight.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: wetrat on January 17, 2006, 11:06:39 PM: If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, check the endangered species list.
Title: Re: Chuck norris facts
Post by: Slash27 on January 17, 2006, 11:11:42 PM: Quote
Originally posted by bagrat
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Raptor on January 17, 2006, 11:25:35 PM: :lol great site
Quote
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Howitzer on January 17, 2006, 11:30:03 PM: (http://www.jiggscasey.com/images/sodomy/chuck_norris_21.jpg)

Freakin hate chuck norris.... :t
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: hubsonfire on January 18, 2006, 12:30:00 AM: I think somebody is a latent Norrisexual, and is having trouble coming to grips with that.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Naytch on January 18, 2006, 04:57:30 AM: His name was Chuck Norris... (http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/)
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: hubsonfire on January 18, 2006, 09:32:01 AM: :rofl

Reading through the chuck norris facts, choking on my coffee. great stuff!
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Mustaine on January 18, 2006, 10:03:47 AM: Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

zOMFGWTFLOL!!!11 :rofl
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: nirvana on January 18, 2006, 12:38:09 PM: Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany...
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Krusty on January 18, 2006, 01:07:18 PM: Bah, Norris sucks as an actor, totally. Every movie he's ever been in has sucked (and sadly I've seen my fair share).
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Golfer on January 18, 2006, 04:27:18 PM: Dodgeball was good. Chuck Norris played a critical role in that movie.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Krusty on January 18, 2006, 04:58:07 PM: Didn't he show up for all of 2 seconds in "Dodgeball"??
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 18, 2006, 05:08:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Krusty
Bah, Norris sucks as an actor, totally. Every movie he's ever been in has sucked (and sadly I've seen my fair share).

I dont think anyone was admiring his "skills" as an actor. Just making fun of his persona.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 18, 2006, 05:15:16 PM: Conan Meets Chuck Norris (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6951550717734467560&q=chuck+norris)
:rofl
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 18, 2006, 05:22:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RAIDER14
Conan Meets Chuck Norris (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6951550717734467560&q=chuck+norris)
:rofl

:rofl :cry
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: Mustaine on January 18, 2006, 05:25:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Krusty
Didn't he show up for all of 2 seconds in "Dodgeball"??
as judge #3
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: ClevMan on January 18, 2006, 05:26:26 PM: Norris was good in The Delta Force with Lee Marvin... That's about it, unless you count Sidekicks with Jonathan Brandis... Now, that, was Oscar material... :aok
Title: a couple more
Post by: bagrat on January 18, 2006, 11:19:34 PM: Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: nirvana on January 19, 2006, 12:07:28 AM: Delta Force had to be shot twice because Chuck Norris had to actually downplay his actual abilities. The first 2 takes were too damn awesome.
Title: chuck norris thread
Post by: croduh on January 19, 2006, 04:10:54 PM: BEST THREAD EVAR!:rofl ;)