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Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Heater on January 23, 2006, 02:48:04 AM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: SOB on January 23, 2006, 03:10:41 AM
LOL :D
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: *NDM*JohnnyX on January 23, 2006, 08:05:27 AM
The first special forces in the world to not need a firearm. They bring their own
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: lazs2 on January 23, 2006, 08:19:36 AM
NDM... not the first by any means but the first in a while..

lazs
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: john9001 on January 23, 2006, 10:28:54 AM
heater,is that a racist joke?
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Boroda on January 23, 2006, 10:55:29 AM
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Originally posted by *NDM*JohnnyX
The first special forces in the world to not need a firearm. They bring their own


Soviet Army had their own elite forces, Stroybat. They were so dangerous that they didn't let Stroybat have any weapons at all!...

Stroybat = construction batallions. ;)
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Heater on January 24, 2006, 02:36:30 AM
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Originally posted by john9001
heater,is that a racist joke?


and why would this be racist ??
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Skuzzy on January 24, 2006, 07:33:13 AM
Seems pretty accurate to me.  LOL!
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: nirvana on January 24, 2006, 07:43:05 AM
:lol

More stereotyping then racism, unless redneck is a race...


:lol
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: weaselsan on January 24, 2006, 07:47:12 AM
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Originally posted by nirvana
:lol

More stereotyping then racism, unless redneck is a race...


:lol


More like redneckphobia...a fear of pickups....fried chicken....rifles and beer.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: AWMac on January 24, 2006, 07:57:00 AM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
More like redneckphobia...a fear of pickups....fried chicken....rifles and beer.


Ah Yup!

:D
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: capt. apathy on January 24, 2006, 09:22:39 AM
LOL,  what would that do to the PC world if 'Redneck' became a protected minority?
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Hangtime on January 24, 2006, 10:00:59 AM
It IS a protected minority. They just protect themselves.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: fartwinkle on January 24, 2006, 10:09:01 AM
Hey is that a can of skol in yer pocket or are ye just glad to see me:eek:
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 24, 2006, 10:32:59 AM
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Originally posted by weaselsan
More like redneckphobia...a fear of pickups....fried chicken....rifles and beer.


Never mind, comparing beatle to rednecks is insulting to rednecks.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: myelo on January 24, 2006, 10:41:22 AM
I would like to officially protest the use of the word "Redneck".

My people prefer the term "Appalachian American."
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Maverick on January 24, 2006, 10:56:24 AM
Myelo,

Those folks already have several names to identify with. Hillbillys is one, inbred is another. I would say they are at best, a subset, thankfully a small inbred hillbilly subset, of the larger and not inbred set of "Rednecks". :p
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: myelo on January 24, 2006, 11:04:08 AM
But I want a hyphenated American name. Everyone else gets one. I feel disenfranchised and am considering taking legal actions.

But I'll probably just take a nap until the feeling passes.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 24, 2006, 11:24:49 AM
Myelo
 We could embrace the world impression of us.


!#@-hole Americans!

I kinda like it.



Like Ugly-American but with more attitude.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: Maverick on January 24, 2006, 12:04:25 PM
Ok Myelo, here ya go.

Hill-billy Redneck.

There ya got the hyphen and a first AND last name designation.
Title: new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces
Post by: john9001 on January 24, 2006, 12:56:55 PM
i wrote "euro-american' on my census form.