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Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: nirvana on January 24, 2006, 11:54:53 PM
Plugged into my amp with valoume all the way up, and nothing is coming out...on...plugged in...plugged in...what the hell.  Try another pair of headphones and they work fine.  Upon further inspection the gawdamn cat had chewed up almost the entire length of the cord (6 feet).  I quickly figured out why it wasn't frickin working.  No big loss $25, but lord, is there anything I can do to protect my equipment from now on?  Beat my cat until she stays out of my room or what?
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: SOB on January 24, 2006, 11:55:54 PM
You could properly put away your headphones and coil up the cord when you're done with 'em.  Damn kids.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Bodhi on January 24, 2006, 11:58:58 PM
you could also put antifreeze into the cat's bowl....
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: nirvana on January 25, 2006, 12:00:01 AM
You know i'm lazy right?  Aside from making sure to set the guitar in the case after every play (damn dogs) I really don't do much.  Looks like i'll start need to do that too:rolleyes:
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: RightF00T on January 25, 2006, 12:30:12 AM
nirvana sprinkle something sweet like syrup along the cord and let it dry.  Or cyanide....cats hate both.  Just remember not to lick your cord.:D
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: nirvana on January 25, 2006, 12:35:00 AM
Good idea....
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 25, 2006, 12:57:01 AM
Want another one?
We are about to get rid of one of ours either by shelter adoption or river.
but one way or another this particular cat is as good as gone.
lol
Title: Re: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Ikeprof on January 25, 2006, 04:04:02 AM
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Originally posted by nirvana
but lord, is there anything I can do to protect my equipment from now on?  Beat my cat until she stays out of my room or what?


My old boss used to tell this story till we peed ourselves from laughing.


Scene:  Bathroom with one of those "over the john type shelve units on poles that extend from the floor to the ceiling."  Old Boss wakes up mid sleep and has to take a piss.

Normal routine, cat jumps up on sink, then jumps up on over the toilet shelve and extends neck for petting.

This particular evening, he reaches up to scratch cats neck, cat falls off of shelf and frantically tries to find something to "latch" onto"

Urine shooting everywhere including onto a very pissed off and scared cat.

I actually don't remember much about what happens next as I am typically laughing too hard to hear the rest of the story.

His wife swears it's true..she says he even pee'd on the ceiling.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: SMIDSY on January 25, 2006, 04:17:26 AM
you could install an automatic stinging machine. or build some sort of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway onramps for arms! AND A HEART AS BLACK AS COAL!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!



ps
you could just hide in the closet with a BB gun and shoot it anytime it gets too close.:aok
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Ghosth on January 25, 2006, 06:38:35 AM
Mousetraps & a airsoft pistol both make excellent cat trainers.

Mousetraps for when your sleeping & they think they can break the rules.

Airsoft gun for when your sitting there & cat does something it shouldn't.

Don't even have to shoot mine anymore. Just pick it up, point it at the cat, flick the trigger, and Poof, cat is GONE, out of sight.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: NUKE on January 25, 2006, 06:47:23 AM
how do you know it wasn't the dogs? I'd bet the cat didn't do it.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Airscrew on January 25, 2006, 08:20:57 AM
Nuke's right, could have been the dog.   I have two dogs and 4 cats.  I've never seen a cat chew a cord (shred cat food bags yes, knock over trash can, yes)  but the dogs have chewed up two extension cords, a lamp cord and cord to bass speaker.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: AWMac on January 25, 2006, 08:30:39 AM
Pull its teeth...

:aok

Mac
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Ripsnort on January 25, 2006, 08:38:21 AM
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/8668097/127092959.jpg)
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Hangtime on January 25, 2006, 09:08:12 AM
I had a cat chew on a power cord.

I smiled and waited.

(chomp, chomp....) FRZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

End of problem; it never did that again.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: nirvana on January 25, 2006, 09:44:20 AM
I've seen her chew up other cords and the teeth marks aren't big enough for any of the dogs.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: FuBaR on January 25, 2006, 10:34:16 AM
Give me the cat, I will eat it. I HATE CATS.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: USHilDvl on January 25, 2006, 11:00:54 AM
Get "Bitter Apple" spray at the pet store.

Harmless, natural...tastes horrendously foul, and terribly bitter  (the answer to the obvious questions is...yes, I did.  'Nuff said.)

I have two VERY big dogs, who will chew their own legs if they get bored enough (nope..not kidding).  They were working over windowsills, doors, shoes, cords, christmas ornaments, etc...until Bitter Apple.

Shpritz this stuff on anything you want protected.  They won't forget.  After a while, they'll just smell the stuff and go away.

No need to drown the cat.

Good Luck!
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Airscrew on January 25, 2006, 11:47:19 AM
Tabasco sauce, thats how I got the dogs to stop chewing cords.  spray bottle + water + tabasco sauce :aok
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: tce2506 on January 25, 2006, 01:16:28 PM
The best way to get rid of a baby rock:   Tie it to a cat and throw it in the river.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: REP0MAN on January 25, 2006, 09:57:15 PM
"Maaaaaa, Kity's bein' a di1do"
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Wolf14 on January 25, 2006, 10:31:01 PM
Just close your bedroom door when your away.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: rpm on January 25, 2006, 11:04:29 PM
Just be happy he didn't yak a hairball in your headphones instead.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Flit on January 25, 2006, 11:46:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort
(http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL767/2726312/8668097/127092959.jpg)

ROFL Rip I hope my wife never see's this :rofl
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: bagrat on January 26, 2006, 12:22:33 AM
whoa ....that advertisement, theres humourous, but that is just kinda sick.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: nirvana on January 26, 2006, 12:22:46 AM
I've shown that picture to many people and most thought I was severely disturbed and generally ****ed up.  I think it's funny anyway.
Title: (*)%*(# Cat
Post by: Sixpence on January 26, 2006, 12:42:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by REP0MAN
"Maaaaaa, Kity's bein' a di1do"


"well, I know a certain little kitty who is sleeping with mommy tonight!"