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Title: A Joke
Post by: funked on January 16, 2001, 09:10:00 PM

A squaddie gave me this.  If you don't like it, sorry.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Stranded on an island were:
* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
* The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, then took one look at the Bulgarian woman... and started swimming.
* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on squeaking about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
* The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey. But at least they know the bloody English aren't getting any...

Title: A Joke
Post by: Tac on January 16, 2001, 09:44:00 PM

LOL

Title: A Joke
Post by: easymo on January 17, 2001, 12:15:00 AM

 You left out the Americans.

 The first guy has retained the second, to serve as his attorney. In an effort to work out a prenuptial agreement. The lawyer and the girl are having it off. And planning how they are going to get all the first guys coconuts.

Title: A Joke
Post by: TheWobble on January 17, 2001, 12:38:00 AM

hehe....
good point easymo, whats a good joke if ya cant bash some americans eh?

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Title: A Joke
Post by: Naso on January 17, 2001, 02:07:00 AM

So we are ready to start another US non-US flamefest??

Yawn.

Title: A Joke
Post by: Naso on January 17, 2001, 02:08:00 AM

Oh, and Funked...

ROTFL for your joke.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: A Joke
Post by: TheWobble on January 17, 2001, 02:15:00 AM

good god naso, NO I hate political threads, nevermind  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

Title: A Joke
Post by: Suave1 on January 17, 2001, 09:26:00 AM

I heard a version of this joke before but it had americans and australians in it . The american men were contemplating suicide . The aussies were beating eachother senseless while the australian woman made eyes at all the other men on the other islands or something like this .

Title: A Joke
Post by: Ripsnort on January 17, 2001, 09:41:00 AM

You missed a great political cartoon in the Tacoma News Tribune:

Shows Clinton standing on the dock waiting for a boat to take him to "Temptation Island", he was dressed in shorts and had a big cigar in his mouth.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: A Joke
Post by: Sunchaser on January 17, 2001, 10:23:00 AM

Thanks, good ones and I am sure it will piss someone other than TW off.

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