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Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 25, 2006, 08:45:39 PM
Gotta rate this in my top 10 list of fun things to do with a cat LMAO

The Cat and the ceiling fan (http://www.charlesmarshallcomedy.com/Video/cat.wmv)

although you do tend to cringe at the end

Just click run..or save it. its up to you lmao
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: RAIDER14 on January 25, 2006, 09:18:54 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

funny Jap Cat commercial (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8154663972475972755&q=cat)

Fattest Cat in the World (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5948019043747642238&q=cat)

Cat dance (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2138144818535514958&q=funny+cat)

Cat + Wall (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2399380174200573812&q=cat++wall)
Title: Re: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 26, 2006, 03:54:50 PM
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Gotta rate this in my top 10 list of fun things to do with a cat LMAO

The Cat and the ceiling fan (http://www.charlesmarshallcomedy.com/Video/cat.wmv)

although you do tend to cringe at the end

Just click run..or save it. its up to you lmao



It's a fake.  It's from a Nokia commercial advertising their video cell phone.  


ack-ack
Title: Re: Re: Speaking of Cats
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 26, 2006, 04:55:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ack-Ack
It's a fake.  It's from a Nokia commercial advertising their video cell phone.  


ack-ack


thats ok. still funny as hell
But
Having 3 cats Im sure it wouldnt be real hard to recreate a real version of that.
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Hangtime on January 26, 2006, 05:49:12 PM
"how you treat cats in this life may well impact what you[/b] come back as in the next".

I prefer not to tempt karma.

...and I know you don't wanna tempt me.
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 26, 2006, 05:52:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
"how you treat cats in this life may well impact what you come back as in the next".

I prefer not to tempt karma.

...and I know you don't wanna tempt me. [/B]


LMAO.
My Karma is already shot;)
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Hangtime on January 26, 2006, 06:15:47 PM
You can always fix Karma. Just quit doing whatever you were doing to get bad karma. Then the bad **** stops happening to yah.

Balance. ;)
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 26, 2006, 07:32:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
You can always fix Karma. Just quit doing whatever you were doing to get bad karma. Then the bad **** stops happening to yah.

Balance. ;)


Be nice to the orange cat?

NEVA!

He should consider himself fortunate I still allow him to breathe
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Hangtime on January 26, 2006, 09:16:58 PM
agreed, with feeling. The fact these two miserable little women in cheap fur coats are still suckin air and eatin my groceries is because I know without doubt that if they die my gawdamned wife and kids will deposit 4 of the little **** machines here to take their place.

*sigh*
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Ack-Ack on January 26, 2006, 09:39:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Be nice to the orange cat?

NEVA!

He should consider himself fortunate I still allow him to breathe



Being mean to cats doesn't give you a bad karma strike, instead it gives you about 10 bonus karma points.  You can score addition bonus points by the way you take out the cat.  The more inventive and evil the method the more points you can score.  If you do it correctly, you can wipe out a life's worth of bad karma with just one cat.



ack-ack
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 26, 2006, 10:02:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
You can always fix Karma. Just quit doing whatever you were doing to get bad karma. Then the bad **** stops happening to yah.

Balance. ;)


I won $100,000 on the lottery and I have decided it is now my mission to fix my Karma.  I am going around to anyone I ever wronged and trying to make it right.
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Hangtime on January 26, 2006, 11:15:42 PM
that's the ticket. if you see earl down at the lotto office tell him to come get his ****in cats.
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: FUNKED1 on January 26, 2006, 11:21:19 PM
What kind of person would film something like that or put in on the internet?
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 26, 2006, 11:55:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
What kind of person would film something like that or put in on the internet?


while I didnt.
I would LMAO

I think the premise of it is they didnt do it intentional. If you listen in the background one of em is saying "Turn the fan off"

Now if I were filming such an incident and the cat accidentally ended up in that prediciment. I would most certainly post it on the internet

Its just a cat
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 27, 2006, 07:11:01 AM
Google Funny Cats (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2119817557859927824&q=funny)
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: DREDIOCK on January 27, 2006, 08:44:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Google Funny Cats (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2119817557859927824&q=funny)


Loved the scenes of the cat hanging from the rafter. and jumping in the bathtub.
the latter reminding me of one of our cats last year.

A couple of summers ago we had picked up one of those pools you see everywhere now with the inflatable ring at the top and you fill with water about 2 1/2 feet deep and about 10 foot across. anywya. alot of the summer it was too cool to use so we had the cover on it to keep the leaves from the tree in our backyard out.

anyway one day it was finally hot enough to use so we had the cover off.
Now the cats must have been walking over the top cover as its the only way to explain what follows.

Im standing at my back door looking at one of the cats walking next to the pool in the backyard when suddenly he jumps up as if to go on top of it.

Well like I said. He mush have been used to being able to jump on the top and walk across the cover because in midair you can see that water being there was NOT what he expected. While he was still in the air and before he even touched down you could see him cpletely freak out and twist and contort his body in a futile attempt to change his mind and the direction he was headed.
He ended up landing 2/3s of the way into the pool just holding onto the edge with his claws.
I never saw anything jump out of a pool faster in my life.

I musta been laughing hysterically for a full ten minutes afterwards.

That sight alone was worth the patches I had to put on the pool
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: lasersailor184 on January 27, 2006, 09:17:50 AM
Cats doing stupid things are just hilarious because we see cats all their lives trying to act smart and graceful.

Dogs doing stupid things is just expected.
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Hangtime on January 27, 2006, 09:39:53 AM
Cats know when they blow it, and are malevolent about it if laughed at.

Had old Hairball do a spectacular headifrst dive into the toilet bowl (which the wife had 'tidy-bowled with the blue stuff) when she was startled off the bathroom window sill by my yanking the shower curtain open after a shower. She made the leap for the sink, the dog was waiting for it and the cat tried a mid-leap course correction, winding up in the toilet bowl.

The mental film of a furious dripping wet half blue cat kicking the living **** outta the dog immediately afterwards will forever be one of the funniest cat moments I've witnessed in history.
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: Maverick on January 27, 2006, 12:42:15 PM
Drediok and Hangtime..........:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


Wonderful mental images, thanks!!!
Title: Speaking of Cats
Post by: ASTAC on January 27, 2006, 12:50:45 PM
A favorite of mine

Ford Sport KA (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportka.wmv)