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Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: Airscrew on January 26, 2006, 03:41:52 PM

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming.  
                He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded
                staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli.  After fifteen minutes of just sitting
                there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If
                you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"



               The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in
                his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."


              Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his
              place and starts spooning it in with delight.  He gets nearly down to the
              bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli.  The sight was
              shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl.



               The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: GtoRA2 on January 26, 2006, 03:53:03 PM

Thats just Wrong and Nasty.

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: Debonair on January 26, 2006, 04:57:33 PM

Were they gay?

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: storch on January 26, 2006, 05:06:57 PM

:rofl :aok :rofl

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: john9001 on January 26, 2006, 08:25:07 PM

hey, don't spoil the movie for us, some of us ain't seen broke butt mountain yet.

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: Leslie on January 27, 2006, 03:33:57 AM

That's a big bowl of chili for a rat to be hiding in.  Back in the old days (the 30s), there was a grain warehouse not far from where I now live that fed it's employees rats shot in the building.  It was the employee lunch plan in those days.  The meals were served as fried squirrel.  Guess not much difference in taste for grain fed critters, but they were about squirrel size and the employees never found out or knew they were eating rats.  If they hadda, no telling what would have happened.  Depression times I guess.




Les

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: storch on January 27, 2006, 07:46:16 AM

rabbits, squirrel, ground hogs, chipmunks, rats, mice, frog's legs and fiddler crabs all taste like...............

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: Airscrew on January 27, 2006, 08:04:40 AM

Chicken Pot Pie !!!!


:p

Title: Old Cowboy
Post by: storch on January 27, 2006, 08:12:05 AM

Amen, pass the peas please.