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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on September 05, 2000, 12:03:00 PM
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This was just emailed to me, those with little ones may get a good laugh:
"This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this father.
As ham sandwiches go, It was prefection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light-brown, gourmet mustard.
The corner of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
"Hold Johnny (our 6 wk. old son) while I get my sandwich, "she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow & shoulder & was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the 1st & only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue.
Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, "Now you know why they call that mustad "Poupon"
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HAHAHAHAHA (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
So you still like mustard?
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Hehehehe, Russian, real funny! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
I can relate a true story, baby boy #1 on changing table, in center section of changing table, wife stategically places diapers there so when I take the diaper off baby, and bend over to get a new diaper, baby donut is 5 inches from my face, and decides that it is a good time to show daddy what type of propulsion he has in his hydro-dynamics. A shot not only in the face, but the ears and hair as I turned my soaking wet face away.
Paybacks are like a good wine, the more they age, the better they taste, I'll wait til he's 18 and while we're out hunting together in Montana, then I will piss in his hunting boots... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 09-05-2000).]
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LOL !
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Bouncing the baby girl on Daddys tummy, laughing my bellybutton off, wide mouth, when you guessed it, barfed all in it, my mouth that is. Wife still laughs about that.
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