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Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Meatwad on January 28, 2006, 05:35:34 PM

Spike TV has a couple of Chuck Norris movies on from about 5pm central to 9pm central, good watching

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: superpug1 on January 28, 2006, 11:36:49 PM

Chuck Norris is so hard core he eats turtle and craps ninja turtles
:noid

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Chairboy on January 29, 2006, 12:04:33 AM

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only THREE moves.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Jackal1 on January 29, 2006, 02:56:05 AM

Chuck Norris is so gay Richard Simmons is looking for a new line of work.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Pei on January 29, 2006, 03:25:54 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Jackal1
Chuck Norris is so gay Richard Simmons is looking for a new line of work.

Bingo, we have a winner.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: OverBkil on January 29, 2006, 04:13:24 AM

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Nilsen on January 29, 2006, 07:22:19 AM

Steven Segal would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.


Then they would kiss and....


Well, they would end up on Dr. Phil trying to sort out the big question... Steven & Chuck Norris or Steven & Chuck Segal.

What a mess

ewwww

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 29, 2006, 09:31:01 AM

Chuck Norris once decided to dig a latrine while  camping. It is now known as the Grand Canyon.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Sox62 on January 29, 2006, 01:25:40 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Nilsen
Steven Segal would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.


Then they would kiss and....


Well, they would end up on Dr. Phil trying to sort out the big question... Steven & Chuck Norris or Steven & Chuck Segal.

What a mess

ewwww

Or he might mistake Chuck for a sandwhich,and he would truly be doomed.

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Nilsen on January 29, 2006, 02:11:04 PM

yeah Steven has become rather chubby hasnt he?

His bum is not as cute as it used to be :cry :cry

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: Holden McGroin on January 29, 2006, 02:22:48 PM

Why is anyone a fan of Chuck Norris or Segal?

There is somebody who could kick both their tulips simultaneously.

 Jackie Chan!

(http://malestars.codserver.com/cnt/jackie_chan/photos/8.jpg)

Title: For you Chuck Norris fans
Post by: BlueJ1 on January 29, 2006, 03:00:54 PM

The Delta Force is on Spike right now!!!!!!!oneone11