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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DREDIOCK on January 29, 2006, 03:01:18 PM
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30 things you'll never hear a woman say.
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1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick ass.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My bellybutton is fatter than yours!
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
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What do I do if mine has a better porno collection then I had in college?
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Boy some of you MPs sure do pick and flipping choose what your gonna edit dont ya.
all the profanity had already been edited out of it
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I've recently requested at anything containing asterisks being edited so I am not trying to figure out teh evil curse words in my head.:p
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Originally posted by nirvana
I've recently requested at anything containing asterisks being edited so I am not trying to figure out teh evil curse words in my head.:p
******* ***-*** ************!
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I didn't get to read the first one before it got deleted, but the secone one I read, it would offend me if I didn't realize that some men have to think of stuff like this to feel like a "big" man instead of a "little" man :)
for the effort though :)
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Originally posted by Vulcan
******* ***-*** ************!
:O zOMFGGGGGGGGGG BAN HIM!
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Originally posted by dmf
I didn't get to read the first one before it got deleted, but the secone one I read, it would offend me if I didn't realize that some men have to think of stuff like this to feel like a "big" man instead of a "little" man :)
for the effort though :)
Ok heres the problem I have with that arguement.
Just got done with a similar debate with my sister in law.
One thing I didnt include here cause it would never have flown was a "Remote control for women". I emailed it to a bunch of people including my sister in law.
She was upset, she was offended (heh which is fine by me I dont like her anyway But thats besides the point)
Yet not one month ago she emailed me almost the exact same Email only it was a "Remote control for men" And THAT was ok.
Yet its somehow ok to make fun of men but not of women?
A while back I posted a similar type joke that was about men. One the coincidently I also received from my sistr in law Nobody uttered a complain. Everyone saw it for what it was.a joke.
Why is it ok to joke about one gender but not another?
It is after all. a JOKE.
It has nothing to do with being or feeling like a "big man" or a"little man"
Its a joke
When these jokes about men come out is tha somewhow to make women feel more empowered or better about themselves instead of weak or inferiour?
No. They say it because its a joke, Nothing more. nothing less
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The "big" and "little" was a joke too. Don't let your sister in law be the example of every woman you encounter.
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Originally posted by dmf
The "big" and "little" was a joke too. Don't let your sister in law be the example of every woman you encounter.
My apologies. I didnt realise the humorous intent.
But I've seen that arguement made before. Typically by women just like my sister in law Hence my responce.
As for her. I dont. I know plenty of women who have the common sense to see a joke as just that, a joke
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Accepted :) Maybe I have warped sense of humor. The only way I'll argue about anything on the internet is if sombody says that men can out do women in real life, because we can do anything you guys can do except stand up and pee. Well and maybe understanding football :)
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Originally posted by dmf
do women in real life, because we can do anything you guys can do except stand up and pee.
And now you can do that too LMAO
http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html (http://www.travelmateinfo.com/page002.html)
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men can outdo women in real life.
lazs
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Then women will cry because it was too tough for them
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But its OK if women cry because they have men to support them.
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Originally posted by lazs2
men can outdo women in real life.
lazs
Prove it
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Originally posted by rabbidrabbit
But its OK if women cry because they have men to support them.
Yea 99% of teh time thats why we cry alright because we have men to support us, if that aint good enough reason to cry then sombody tell me what is LOL
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I am living proof... want to arm wrestle?
lazs
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I'll wrestle you Lazs. Greco Roman style.
-SW
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I somehow knew you would. I am flattered of course but will have to pass at this point in my life.
lazs
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Originally posted by dmf
Prove it
j
Been to the middle east lately?
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"What do I do if mine has a better porno collection then I had in college?"
Look for her name in the credits??!!
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Originally posted by lazs2
I am living proof... want to arm wrestle?
lazs
Ok you'd win at arm wresteling.
Give birth, then come talk to me about arm wresteling
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Originally posted by Hangtime
j
Been to the middle east lately?
No, but I know a guy at work who's wife is over there
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I don't have to give birth but I can make one half of a baby.... same as the person stuck carrying it.
lazs
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Originally posted by dmf
Yea 99% of teh time thats why we cry alright because we have men to support us, if that aint good enough reason to cry then sombody tell me what is LOL
P3N1S ENVY?
:D
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i thought dmf was a guy?
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Originally posted by lazs2
I don't have to give birth but I can make one half of a baby.... same as the person stuck carrying it.
lazs
Don't have to or can't because your not equiped?
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There is no amount of money you could give me to make me want to go through childbirth even if I could.
OR 90% of the other ordeals women go through.
Some of them voluntarily!
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Originally posted by DREDIOCK
There is no amount of money you could give me to make me want to go through childbirth even if I could.
OR 90% of the other ordeals women go through.
Some of them voluntarily!
I will never go through some of the voluntary ordeals. If I go grey when I get old theres hair color, if I get wrinkles,theres oil of olay, and theres no way I'm getting cut up just to keep looking good time after time after time.
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Originally posted by moose
i thought dmf was a guy?
Wrong DMF.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by dmf
I will never go through some of the voluntary ordeals. If I go grey when I get old theres hair color, if I get wrinkles,theres oil of olay, and theres no way I'm getting cut up just to keep looking good time after time after time.
Ahhh bet your under 30 ;)
Im going grey. Screw hair color. I'll just go grey
Also getting a wrinkle here and there too. Have no intention of trying to stop it either.
But at 44 Im still in alot better shape then alot of people I see my age too so..
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I'm only 24