Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mustaine on January 30, 2006, 04:08:04 PM
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"?
The woman says "No, he's 9 and she's 7.
"Why? Do you think they look alike?"
"No", he replies, "I just can't believe you got laid
twice"!