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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on January 19, 2001, 12:07:00 PM
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My entry: <Wife standing at window, shaking her head: "He'll have to find something with more economy with the current gas prices at the pump!
[This message has been edited by Ripsnort (edited 01-19-2001).]
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Man, the neighbors are always trying to show off how rich they are.
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"be vewy vewy qwuiet, i'm hunting wabbits..."
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LOL MX22, very funny!
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"You spent how many perk points?"
"Citabria, I got somethin' for yer lousy P38!"
"This thing REALLY needs a tailhook!"
To the soon to be youngest AH Ace:
"Hey Son, your AH perk plane is here."
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When did they put this thing in here and WTF is it for?
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- Tower: "Captian Marster, you've missed the runway again"
- IFR: I Follow Roads
- "Excuse me.. have you seen an enemy tank around here?"
- There goes the neighborhood
- Upon seeing Mr Jones' new toy, Mr Smith gave up his longstanding "Outdo the Jones'" battle
- Another 200 hours of training and they'll let me take this baby up in the air!
- Bob, always leary of take-offs and landings, decided to take what he called "the scenic route".
- Mr. Smith, whom had never yeilded right away before in his life, was about to learn a lesson the hard way.
AKDejaVu
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(In Canada)
"Sorry Officer, there is no trunk in which to lock the weapons out of site in."
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It's just be a second Bob. I forgot to grab my lunch on the way out this morning.
Airport zoning laws are getting less and less restrictive everyday.
Yeah, I know I said I was going to buy a Honda, but this one was just a few million dollars more.
"The airport you say? Sure, just go up to the next light and take a left. You can't miss it!"
Do you think if I hide it under this tree the AF won't notice it's missing?
The police are sure cracking down on speeders these days. If they catch you speeding, they'll send a Maverick up your tailpipe.
<Officer Barbrady> Move along people, nothing to see here. </Barbrady>
Never bet that you can't land a modern fighter on a one lane road.
Always looking for new ways to get their clients to the airport faster, Enterprise rent-a-car now operates a small fleet of supersonic taxies.
Mind if I leave this here overnight, the airport is full.
Say ... you wouldn't happen to have any jet fuel in that garage would you?
Anyone want to race to the next light?
How much did you say the insurance was on this again!?!
I told you to land on RWY 101, NOT HWY 101!
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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This terrain mapping radar runs way too slow on a 486......
Swoop
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Thats an Eurofighter aint it? EF2000?
Caption:
"Gun Control? Hah! Wait till they see this!"
"Pyro messed up again...."
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The latest in home security.
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"Where'd I put that garage door opener?"
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<this is the house of the kid that actually colleceted 3 trillion sprite caps and cashed them in>
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That! oh, thats just Ripsnort trying to impress the neighbors~
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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the chog flight model test plane
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Wow I know how things can pile up around the house. Between the junk tractor out back and the old car with the hood up in the front yard where's a guy supposed to put the daily driver. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Saab Gripen,Tac
(Heres nice painting (http://www.gripen.se/image_gallery/photos/gripen_photo_gallery_00/3d_gripen.jpg))
[This message has been edited by Staga (edited 01-19-2001).]
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BTW: I like this (http://www.ilmavoimat.fi/galleria/hn2.jpg) one more (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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OK I admit it took a lot of magnification and computer enhancement but right under the leading edge of the wing, that small white patch ... Its a bumper sticker that says
"You can Have my guns when you pry them from my cold dead fingers" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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OhNooo
smile awhile
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Realizing that his new Saab won't fit in the garage, Mr. Smith taxis back to the Airplane superstore to get the one with the folding wings...
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Honey........I'm home!!!!
Man I love the commute....that reminds me I need to reload...err refuel.
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HAHA I liked the second one.
Caption:
"ALF!"!!!!
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3 BR, 2 Bath, Easy Taxiway Access, Gripen not Included.
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"World fastest paperboy uses afterburner and six hardpoints to deliver on time and in volume."
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George W. How many times do I have to tell you to put your toys away.
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"Honey, dear, come outside and see what I cashed my Aces High perk points for!!"
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TOWER: Exit runway at taxiway alpha and taxi to the ramp....if unable, hang a right on Oak Street and a left at Airport Drive to the ramp....contact ground on point 6.
Ozark
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332nd Flying Mongrels (http://www.ropescourse.org/flying.htm)
"You're gonna have to key the mic. I can't see you when you nod your head."
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LOL!! ozark
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"It's the California Higway Patrols new secret weapon"
Can't you just see Punch, from CHIPS in one of those babies
<Starts singing theme tune from CHIPS>
duh duh dududuh duh duh daduh uh da duh duh
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PapaEcho
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"Pull the pin and count to what??"
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mailman: "ill teach that fediddlein dog to bite me!"