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Title: How to tell if she's cheating
Post by: gear on January 31, 2006, 10:23:10 PM: How to tell if she's cheating

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Title: How to tell if she's cheating
Post by: B@tfinkV on February 01, 2006, 04:45:25 AM: you worry if your volvo estate is cheating?

menage a trois?
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Post by: beet1e on February 01, 2006, 04:51:25 AM: ROFL! One of my brother's friend's knew his wife had been cheating when he found an empty champagne bottle in the bed! :rofl
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Post by: Chaos68 on February 01, 2006, 06:05:54 AM: nah she is not cheating ... you can see her pants outline!
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Post by: lazs2 on February 01, 2006, 08:24:39 AM: They will start working out just before they leave you.

lazs
Title: How to tell if she's cheating
Post by: Ripsnort on February 01, 2006, 08:48:01 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
They will start working out just before they leave you.

lazs
My wifes been working out her whole life, still does..:confused: :cry ;)
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Post by: lazs2 on February 01, 2006, 08:58:42 AM: well then... she will start doing it effectively... And.. in your case.. probly get a "personal trainer". Women who don't work will also get a job before they leave or take a promotion or work at getting promoted.

lazs
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on February 01, 2006, 09:37:37 AM: Quote
Originally posted by beet1e
ROFL! One of my brother's friend's knew his wife had been cheating when he found an empty champagne bottle in the bed! :rofl

Either that or he was just not that adequate.
Title: How to tell if she's cheating
Post by: Ripsnort on February 01, 2006, 09:39:54 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
well then... she will start doing it effectively... And.. in your case.. probly get a "personal trainer". Women who don't work will also get a job before they leave or take a promotion or work at getting promoted.

lazs
But she's been working since I met her...and I had a personal trainer for 6 months last year to attain a bench press goal....:confused:
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Post by: lazs2 on February 01, 2006, 02:26:26 PM: Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...

lazs
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Post by: capt. apathy on February 01, 2006, 02:49:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...

lazs

they're all crazy.

the trick to being happy is to find one who's got enough positives to offset the crazy, or better still to find one who's particular brand of crazy is appealing to you.

but the woman who isn't crazy is simply a myth, she doesn't exist.
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 01, 2006, 02:51:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by capt. apathy
they're all crazy.

the trick to being happy is to find one who's got enough positives to offset the crazy, or better still to find one who's particular brand of crazy is appealing to you.

but the woman who isn't crazy is simply a myth, she doesn't exist.
Yep, they're all crazy, at least 5 days out of each month...
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Post by: USHilDvl on February 01, 2006, 02:59:03 PM: Plus...5 days before and 5 days after...
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Post by: indy007 on February 01, 2006, 03:09:04 PM: I finally have a girlfriend that, in the 2 years I've known her, has never once acted crazy.

It's only a matter of time. I hope I don't end up as her hood ornament. :noid
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Post by: nuchpatrick on February 01, 2006, 03:12:34 PM: I'd get rid of her and volvo.. Or its her husbans volvo, and he's come outta the closet.. :rofl
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Post by: texace on February 01, 2006, 03:20:53 PM: Must have been standing on his toes...
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Post by: capt. apathy on February 01, 2006, 03:41:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by indy007
I finally have a girlfriend that, in the 2 years I've known her, has never once acted crazy.

It's only a matter of time. I hope I don't end up as her hood ornament. :noid

that is the most dangerous kind.

those that don't let it out constantly have no relief valve. it just continues to build, lulling you into a false sense of security, all the while building into a Hiroshima like crescendo.
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Post by: Red Tail 444 on February 01, 2006, 03:46:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...

lazs

LOL...you never give up, do you?

:rofl
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Post by: Holden McGroin on February 01, 2006, 06:34:33 PM: Quote
Originally posted by indy007
I finally have a girlfriend that, in the 2 years I've known her, has never once acted crazy.

How long have you suffered from necrophilia ?
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Post by: ATA on February 01, 2006, 11:58:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by USHilDvl
Plus...5 days before and 5 days after...

And 15 days in between
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Post by: BlueJ1 on February 02, 2006, 05:36:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
How long have you suffered from necrophilia ?

:rofl
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Post by: indy007 on February 02, 2006, 07:58:26 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Holden McGroin
How long have you suffered from necrophilia ?

:rofl I tried dating when they still had a pulse. Turns out they talk too much and enjoy picking fights.

seriously though, only been dating her since Christmas, and I haven't made her mad yet. It's only a matter of time now. :eek: Hope it goes better than the last one... she was the craziest so far.
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Post by: lazs2 on February 02, 2006, 08:01:19 AM: There are two kinds of women...

Those on anti depresants and those who should be.

lazs
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Post by: rabbidrabbit on February 02, 2006, 08:19:44 AM: Don't worry Indy, once she sets the hook you will find out...
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Post by: Masherbrum on February 02, 2006, 09:41:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
Oh... well.... that's different then...

The crazy ones never leave...

lazs

Sig material!

Karaya
Title: How to tell if she's cheating
Post by: Masherbrum on February 02, 2006, 09:45:52 AM: Quote
Originally posted by indy007
:rofl I tried dating when they still had a pulse. Turns out they talk too much and enjoy picking fights.

seriously though, only been dating her since Christmas, and I haven't made her mad yet. It's only a matter of time now. :eek: Hope it goes better than the last one... she was the craziest so far.

Muhhahahaha. Oh you are so f**king screwed. She's already doing some magic, she's already got you on her leash. The collar ain't tight enough for you to feel it yet.

Karaya

PS - Been married 7 years and known her 13 years.
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Post by: xrtoronto on February 02, 2006, 12:23:27 PM: maybe he was cheating?

Brokeback Volvo?
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Post by: AWMac on February 02, 2006, 12:54:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
maybe he was cheating?

Brokeback Volvo?

:rofl

Married once....still am for 25+ years. It's too expensive to divorce.
So now I only date married women cuz the single girls tend to call my wife.

:D

Mac