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Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Meatwad on February 01, 2006, 12:46:02 PM

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His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Blooz on February 01, 2006, 04:17:04 PM

Many ways to tell someone that they're stupid.

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: SFCHONDO on February 01, 2006, 08:39:41 PM

My Favorite one is:


Hey....YOUR STUPID

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: SOB on February 01, 2006, 08:50:48 PM

Your stupid what?

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Meatwad on February 01, 2006, 09:08:19 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Blooz
Many ways to tell someone that they're stupid.

My point exactly

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Sandman on February 01, 2006, 11:52:14 PM

From Vertical Limit:


"100,000 sperm and you we're the fastest one, eh?"

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Yeager on February 01, 2006, 11:56:41 PM

I think it should go something like this:

"Man, I still cant believe it, ten million sperm and your the one that made it."

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Sandman on February 02, 2006, 12:00:04 AM

Most of us aren't that virile.



Are we?


We are.


Normal count is 40 million...


So yeah... what Yeager said. ;)

Title: Many ways to tell someone that their stupid
Post by: Wolfala on February 02, 2006, 02:00:54 AM

My personal fav for AH.

"I have never respected letters from HTC subscribers due to the low level of intelligence required to sign up with the service. But your letter moved me, and it looks like future letters from AH might be devoid of poorly-worded comments that damn our life's work with faint praise. You ROCK!"

Wolf