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Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: TheWobble on January 21, 2001, 09:37:00 PM
Today when I was inbound from my almost daily trip to austin I saw something really funny/interesting

You know those "bums" that stand near underpasses with the cardboard sign saying something like
"please help me, I have 9 children and a sick legless wife"

well today as I was getting on I-35 south, I was waiting at the light near the onramp and there was one of those guys with the cardboard as usual, accept insted of some bleeding heart message it simply said
"Im not gonna lie, I really want a beer"
I nearly rearended the car in front of me and my GF spit Dr.Pepper all over the dash, I waved him over and gave him $3 and told him to try Ziegenbach.  
Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: 1776 on January 21, 2001, 10:39:00 PM
Geez!!! He wanted a beer, not cash!!!  He heeeeeee ya need to carry 12 pack with ya next trip.  I may be there again and may be thirsty!!!

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Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: StSanta on January 22, 2001, 06:46:00 AM
LOL

honesty rules  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif).



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Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: Saintaw on January 22, 2001, 11:46:00 AM
Yeah, I usualy give to the Wino's, but not to the ones "whith a BMW waiting behind the corner" too ...

At least , you know it's going in his stomach  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: sling322 on January 22, 2001, 04:07:00 PM
Interesting Wobble....I saw a guy a while back in Austin with a sign that said, "Relieve stress....Yell at a homeless guy....$1"  I nearly ran off the road I was laughing so hard.  I think I gave the guy a $5...but I didnt yell at him.   (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: TheWobble on January 22, 2001, 04:13:00 PM
It is offical, Austin has the most eliquesnt and well versed bums in the nation.  

I wonder how much they clear a day on everage?
Title: A really cool Hobo
Post by: Jimdandy on January 22, 2001, 05:38:00 PM
 
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Originally posted by TheWobble:
It is offical, Austin has the most eliquesnt and well versed bums in the nation.  

I wonder how much they clear a day on everage?

I knew a guy that was a real hippy in the '60's that panhandled for a living for a while. In the late '60's he was pulling in 10k/year. Not bad for an out of work bum in the '60's. He made a point of saying that that didn't include drug sales.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)



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