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Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 02:14:07 PM: 12:45am - Wifey (edit: wifey=gf, not wife) comes over. Commence dumping her.

2:30am - Wifey leaves. Crying. I feel bad. That took too long.

2:45am - I'm asleep. No longer feel bad.

7:30am - Begin getting out of bed and hitting SNOOZE every 7 minutes.

8:40am - 10 trips across the room have woken me up. Turn off alarm.

8:45am - Tired. Blizzard outside. Starting to feel bad again. I don't feel like going to work. Get back in bed and try to decide whether or not I should feel bad. Why do they have to cry so much?

9:05am - Call boss. Tell him why I don't feel like working. He understands. Cya tommorrow.

9:06am - Shower. No longer feel bad. F*** her.

9:20am - Check bank account. I have money. And no wifey to spend (waste) it on. Begin search for new toy.

9:45am - Find cheap CH rudder peds on ebay, new in box. Press "Buy It Now!" before checking shipping price.

9:46am - Check shipping price to Canada. $50>?!?!? Profanity ensues.

9:50am - Clean spit off of monitor after profanities have passed. Pay for pedals. Tell seller where to put the shipping money in "additional instructions." I don't like the shipping price.

So, my gunnery is about to go down the toilet. HURRAY!
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Furball on February 06, 2006, 02:19:14 PM: ouch, sounds pretty crappy :(
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: AutoPilot on February 06, 2006, 02:22:59 PM: You better get ya a Fleshlight while your on-line,your gonna need it.Women don't want you to spend cash on them,they want you to listen,take walks,listen.Men cannot help it,that's the way we are.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 02:31:23 PM: nono, the post is about the pedals :aok
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Furball on February 06, 2006, 02:32:47 PM: you got ripped off by a Canadian... how does that make you feel, eh?
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: pellik on February 06, 2006, 02:34:06 PM: Wife for pedals. Sounds like a good trade.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 02:34:45 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
you got ripped off by a Canadian... how does that make you feel, eh?
nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 02:35:36 PM: Quote
Originally posted by pellik
Wife for pedals. Sounds like a good trade.
I probably should have clarified this. Wifey = girlfriend. Wife = wife. I don't have a wife. I had a wifey. :p
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Furball on February 06, 2006, 02:40:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.

even worse! :lol
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: viper215 on February 06, 2006, 03:04:47 PM: u dumped her at 2 in the morning?
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: DipStick on February 06, 2006, 03:07:01 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
nono, I got ripped off by an american charging $50 to ship TO Canada. Bastid.

...but ....I needed the money for my new pedals. ;)

...new in the box. :rofl Gets those hozers every time.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Furball on February 06, 2006, 03:07:10 PM: thats what a.m. means, what else did you learn in school today? ;)
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Delirium on February 06, 2006, 03:09:47 PM: Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: viper215 on February 06, 2006, 03:13:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
thats what a.m. means, what else did you learn in school today? ;)

Why do you think I asked??
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Furball on February 06, 2006, 03:16:37 PM: aight moody...

it wasn't you he dumped, was it?
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: RTR on February 06, 2006, 03:21:34 PM: It works better if you tell them AFTER you do the copulating thing. If you tell them BEFORE, then the last copulating thing don't happen.

sheesh.

RTR
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 03:31:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RTR
It works better if you tell them AFTER you do the copulating thing. If you tell them BEFORE, then the last copulating thing don't happen.

sheesh.

RTR
After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 06, 2006, 03:41:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol

HT, Skuzzy, MPs and the rest of the HTC Staff..

Would all mind going on vacation for about a week so I can respond to this?:D
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 03:46:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by viper215
u dumped her at 2 in the morning?
No, I dumped her at 1 in the morning. It just kept going until 2 in the morning, what with the crying and wanting of explanations and all.

Quote
Originally posted by Delirium
Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...
Are you a female? :p
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 06, 2006, 03:55:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
No, I dumped her at 1 in the morning. It just kept going until 2 in the morning, what with the crying and wanting of explanations and all.

:p

See you used the wrong line then.
a proper breakup line is almost as important as a proper pickup line.

When she asks why

"Because your starting to look and smell like fresh puke to me."

Gets the job done in a hurry;)

Yea its cold. it gets her angry. But that is a plus for her. The sooner she gets angry the sooner she will stop dwelling on you and move on. If for no other reason, then spite.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: ColdKill on February 06, 2006, 03:55:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol

$50.00 says he breaks down with a booty call to her in a month. Se...copulating with the Ex-wifey always seems to be hotter than you remember. :aok
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: viper215 on February 06, 2006, 03:58:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Furball
aight moody...

it wasn't you he dumped, was it?

omfg how did you know
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: dedalos on February 06, 2006, 04:07:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Delirium
Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...

Teling her before would be stupid :D
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 04:09:58 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ColdKill
$50.00 says he breaks down with a booty call to her in a month. Se...copulating with the Ex-wifey always seems to be hotter than you remember. :aok
booty calls are the best part of breaking up with someone :aok
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: B@tfinkV on February 06, 2006, 04:17:29 PM: wtg on de-acking your house rat.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Delirium on February 06, 2006, 04:28:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
Are you a female? :p

No, but I take Silat's school of cross dressing very seriously...

Besides, I'm not your type... I'm male, intelligent, and I have can't come over at 2am. :)
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: rabbidrabbit on February 06, 2006, 05:08:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol

There is where you screwed up... You should have done it while copulating and enjoyed the rodeo ride... bet that would have been different wouldn't it? Sheesh.... some folks have no creativity!
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Curval on February 06, 2006, 05:41:28 PM: You do realise those pedals are gonna attract duty as it is crossing the border and the courier dude is gonna have HIS hand out for cash when it gets delivered?
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 06, 2006, 05:57:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
You do realise those pedals are gonna attract duty as it is crossing the border and the courier dude is gonna have HIS hand out for cash when it gets delivered?
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Mr No Name on February 07, 2006, 01:08:42 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Delirium
Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...

Why would you tell her BEFORE?
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 07, 2006, 11:36:29 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Mr No Name
Why would you tell her BEFORE?

So when she goes for that "one last time" you can get her to do all those kinky things she refused to do before in an attempt to change your mind.;)
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 07, 2006, 11:52:12 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
So when she goes for that "one last time" you can get her to do all those kinky things she refused to do before in an attempt to change your mind.;)
I'm guessing she'll call me to do that in 2-3 weeks :cool:
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Socks on February 07, 2006, 12:11:53 PM: Wetrat: 1

Wifey: 0
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Nightshift82 on February 07, 2006, 09:06:19 PM: wtg on the de-acking, now just get yourself one that's in her 40's. TRUST ME they pay for everything, give it up anytime and let you play AH whenever you want. :cool:
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: wetrat on February 07, 2006, 09:24:51 PM: LOL, I'm 20! :p Oldest I've had was 38ish... she was allllllllll over me. Practically got molested... :aok
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Nightshift82 on February 07, 2006, 09:40:34 PM: i hear that, im 23, got me a 48 year old
Title: so, I finally bit the bullet
Post by: Socks on February 07, 2006, 11:21:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by wetrat
LOL, I'm 20! :p Oldest I've had was 38ish... she was allllllllll over me. Practically got molested... :aok

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Originally posted by Nightshift82
i hear that, im 23, got me a 48 year old

Some sort of awesomeness.. of the Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher mold. High five for post menopause! :aok