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Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: Dago on February 07, 2006, 08:22:01 PM

es, being basically helpless to crime they have finally found the solution.  

Laz, sell your guns and buy this.


UK Answer to Home Defense (http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html)

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: storch on February 07, 2006, 10:30:27 PM

that is just too funny.

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: B@tfinkV on February 07, 2006, 10:42:45 PM

LMAO!


i still prefer my Big Bertha driver. nothing brings the pain like a golf club.


And if i were intending to seriously harm an intruder i would use one of my home crafted bows.


a 6' hazel staff, carved thin at both ends, strung with bailing twine, and using 8mm dowel, tipped with iron barb and fletched with goose feather.

At full pull a well made bow with launch well over 200m, and from under 10yrds it will fly right through living tissue and still stick into your wall.



failing all those methods any bow which failed the grade in either flexibility or strength become a fantastic weapon in itself.


there are plenty of methods for keeping safe besides a gun, just some of them require a bit more stealth and creativity to utilise.







that 'bat and shield' table is quality though :)

Title: Re: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: xrtoronto on February 07, 2006, 11:23:24 PM

Probably works...the intruder would die laughing

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: Dago on February 07, 2006, 11:24:36 PM

Somehow the idea of a drunken brit attacking me with a stick doesnt actually put a lot of fear in my heart.

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: texace on February 07, 2006, 11:40:16 PM

Looks like it was designed by a Roman.

:aok

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: lazs2 on February 08, 2006, 09:07:20 AM

They are gonna hit the burglar with a.... paddle?

bat... that sounds like a very deadly weapon.   How can that be legal?   If everyone can own one then.... how come we don't see huge homicide numbers being attributed to it?   What is it's purpose other than to kill or injure other human beings?

oh... and how do you think it would do against a Kimber custom .45 with tritium nightsights?   Just looking at my options here.

lazs

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: Ripsnort on February 08, 2006, 09:16:53 AM

:rofl

Title: UK Home Defense - Finally an Answer!
Post by: Suave on February 08, 2006, 09:18:48 AM

I see that man's a Ron Burgundy fan.

Yeah, have fun in jail after you bludgeon the intruder in your house. Seems like a tazer in combination with a furniture leg would work better. Tazers legal there?

They used to make a carpenters hammer that used .22 short sized cartridge charge that went off when you struck the nail to drive the nail with one blow. They still make those? Probably wouldn't be legal in the uk anyway.