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Title: I have evolved
Post by: Airscrew on February 16, 2006, 09:03:43 AM
Well it’s taken me 45 years (well maybe 30, because the first 15 years probably wouldn’t count) to reach one of my life long goals,...
I am now officially recognized as an Intolerant Redneck :D

It seems I hurt the feelings of a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights.  When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure  :mad:

I then pulled in to Taco Bell drive-thru to place an order.  Here comes "Lance" down the wrong way on the drive through looking for me (I didn’t know he cared)  This time I used both hands with middle finger extended just in case he couldn’t see well or may have misinterpreted it the first time.  His lips were moving so I rolled down the passenger window so I could hear him better, and we exchanged some various pleasantries mostly a lot of words with F and A in them.  As he rode his bike out of the drive-thru he called me an Intolerant Redneck A-Hole.  

I gotta say I feel liberated, I no longer have to fake tolerant behavior anymore.   The older I get the less tolerant I become.  I should not, do not, and can not tolerate stupidity in any form

Any way just had to get that of my chest
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Nilsen on February 16, 2006, 09:08:36 AM
LOL :D
Title: I have evolved
Post by: SOB on February 16, 2006, 09:09:50 AM
Taco Bell in the morning?  Are you an intolerant redneck who hates himself?  :D
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Suave on February 16, 2006, 09:21:05 AM
In texas it's common to have ethnic food for breakfast. It's the weirdest damn thing you've ever seen.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Casper1 on February 16, 2006, 09:25:58 AM
WTG Airscrew!

Congratulations!  You should come to the Philly area and deal with the idiots on the road here (in any transportation vehicle).

My favorites are the husband supplied-rich wives in Land Rovers and Mercedes on the Cell Phone in between Shopping Sprees and Salon pamperings!  :furious :furious :furious
Title: I have evolved
Post by: NattyIced on February 16, 2006, 09:27:01 AM
Taco Bell is as ethnic as dog food.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Airscrew on February 16, 2006, 09:39:38 AM
Actually this was yesterday evening on my way to the bowling alley.    And Natty is right, Taco Bell is by no stretch of the imagination ethnic food, that’s like calling a Big Mac a hamburger.   Taco Bell is convenient on my way to the bowling alley and after I apply liberal amounts of Tabasco sauce its edible :)
Title: I have evolved
Post by: DREDIOCK on February 16, 2006, 09:42:12 AM
Oh good for you!

I've done that on alot more then one occasion. usually with me yelling to them
"Hey jacknut, get off the friggen road"

I find those Lance Armstrong wannabies infuriating. Half tempted just to run em over when they insist on hogging the road and refusing to give way for faster traffic

Ok thats a lie. Im 3/4 tempted to just run em over.

Particularly when they run in packs its even more infuriating.

If they arent going to at least do the speed limit then either pull off on to the side fo the road so people can pass or get off the road entirely.

Hmmm here's an idea.
Pull in font of them and slow down. right about when they are right behind you. lock up the brakes and let em kiss the back end of your vehicle.
Then sue em for the damage to your vehicle
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Airscrew on February 16, 2006, 09:43:52 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Casper1
WTG Airscrew!

Congratulations!  You should come to the Philly area and deal with the idiots on the road here (in any transportation vehicle).

My favorites are the husband supplied-rich wives in Land Rovers and Mercedes on the Cell Phone in between Shopping Sprees and Salon pamperings!  :furious :furious :furious


Casper, we have plenty of those idiots here in Austin.  The scarest thing by far is a woman in a large SUV or the big 4 door dually pickup trucks.  Amazing how they can whip those big things in traffic at 65-70 mph, on the cell phone and doing their makeup :confused:  I just try to stay out of their way.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Sandman on February 16, 2006, 09:48:10 AM
Just another reason why I try to stay offroad on my bike.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Jackal1 on February 16, 2006, 10:05:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Airscrew
Casper, we have plenty of those idiots here in Austin.  The scarest thing by far is a woman in a large SUV or the big 4 door dually pickup trucks.  Amazing how they can whip those big things in traffic at 65-70 mph, on the cell phone and doing their makeup :confused:  I just try to stay out of their way.


:rofl  A couple of days ago I watched  what must have been an aspiring female brain surgeon pull up to order at LJS in an extended cab , four wheel drive Ford PU. The fun started when she tryed to make the turn from ordering to the pick-up window. She got wedged between the LJS sign and the curb . All the time steadily yapping on the cell. Was pure comedy as she took the paint off about 1/2 of one side of hubby`s new ride and didn`t have enough sense to realize that she was in a four wheel drive and could have easily just pulled over the curb to get he peace train straightened out.  Pure comedy.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Gunthr on February 16, 2006, 10:22:31 AM
When I see somebody yaking on the phone while they're driving it irritates the living s**t out of me.  For some reason, it doesn't bother me when I do it though...
Title: I have evolved
Post by: AWMac on February 16, 2006, 11:03:46 AM
Seen a woman once in SUV talkin on cell phone, applying makeup with mirror in the visor in between sigs of coffee on the dashboard....
Title: I have evolved
Post by: AWMac on February 16, 2006, 11:07:23 AM
Seen a woman once in SUV talkin on cell phone, applying makeup with mirror in the visor in between sips of coffee on the dashboard, serving from lane to lane in the morning........

I did the right thing.... pulled in front of her... checking my mirror for the right moment......almost done with makeup, reaching for the coffee...still on the phone.... steady, steady......NOW!!!!!

SLAM ON THE BREAKS!!!!!

She disappears behind a curtain of coffee.....

priceless.


:rofl
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 16, 2006, 11:15:05 AM
a back seat full of bud tall neck empties is all the ammo any redneck requires for any situation.

seriously.

a remarkably effective and accurate weapon of liberation.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: xrtoronto on February 16, 2006, 11:22:29 AM
all this talk reminds me of the many times I've seen couples driving along city streets and highways have SEX!
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 16, 2006, 11:37:41 AM
the tall neck bud bottle even works in that situation.

as a stop-gap measure, of course.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: GtoRA2 on February 16, 2006, 11:39:18 AM
I love ******* bike guys, you can almost always pick them out from the gayglow biker outfit.


It's funny, they complain all the time about cars and how they break the law etc, but these ******s are always running reds and breaking traffic laws themselves.


I am going to get a train horn installed in the heep eventualy. ( need an onboard aircompressor)Then I am going to cruse Niles canyon (very narrow canyon road these *******s love to **** traffic up in) and make them wet themselves.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Morpheus on February 16, 2006, 11:51:44 AM
:lol
Title: I have evolved
Post by: JTs on February 16, 2006, 05:52:01 PM
unless you do all math by subituting nascar drivers for numbers your not a true redneck
Title: I have evolved
Post by: xrtoronto on February 16, 2006, 06:00:06 PM
well I've been on both sides of this arguement (both car/bike) and it always seems that someone, somewhere does something outragous while in their car or on their bike

worst I think was when some biker through his soft drink at my car and hit the windshield
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 16, 2006, 07:25:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto

worst I think was when some biker through his soft drink at my car and hit the windshield


tall neck bud empty flicked thru the side window. *whack*

....0r....

Harpoon!

(http://www.geocities.com/draingun/harpoongun/07.jpg)
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Airscrew on February 16, 2006, 11:42:52 PM
Harpoon!

(http://www.geocities.com/draingun/harpoongun/07.jpg)

I like the Harpoon,  maybe mount it right on front of my Buick, tell em its a hood ornament  :lol   then change my name to Ahab :p
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Pooh21 on February 17, 2006, 12:56:02 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gunthr
When I see somebody yaking on the phone while they're driving it irritates the living s**t out of me.  For some reason, it doesn't bother me when I do it though...

know what really pisses me off at a stoplight, the light turns green and the fool in front waits 3 seconds and doesnt go and  get out of my way

full speed ahead! dam the torpedoes man!!!


I always wait 3 secs at a light to make sure to avoid redlight runners.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 17, 2006, 11:00:08 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Oh good for you!

I've done that on alot more then one occasion. usually with me yelling to them
"Hey jacknut, get off the friggen road"

I find those Lance Armstrong wannabies infuriating. Half tempted just to run em over when they insist on hogging the road and refusing to give way for faster traffic

Ok thats a lie. Im 3/4 tempted to just run em over.

Particularly when they run in packs its even more infuriating.

If they arent going to at least do the speed limit then either pull off on to the side fo the road so people can pass or get off the road entirely.

Hmmm here's an idea.
Pull in font of them and slow down. right about when they are right behind you. lock up the brakes and let em kiss the back end of your vehicle.
Then sue em for the damage to your vehicle



Try that crap with me and you will be eating with a straw for weeks there tough guy.

Look like it or not bikes have the RIGHT to use most public roads as long as they obey traffic laws.

I know some dorks that run red lights and I think they are Darwin canadites.
Also if some of the riders would keep in mind that even though we have the RIGHT to use the roads we DO NOT have the right to block or impeed traffic in fact you can get a ticket for it here in TX.

And If riding in a group you should be single file so cars can go around you thats the law.

Had a guy a few years ago throw a beer bottle at me I stoped and picked it up.
As luck would have it he stoped up the road at a 7-11 store.
I think they are still trying to remove that bottle from his arse needless to say if this moron trys to injure another rider after the beating I gave him then I pitty him.

Another thing that works well is to call in his license plate with your cell phone
and have his arse busted for assualt.

I have no patience for riders who do not obey the law and that refuse to show some common sense when riding in traffic.

But when someone endangers my life with a 4 thousand pound vehicle I get down right postal on there butts.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 17, 2006, 11:08:47 AM
and I've had pedal pinheads jepordize myself and other motorists, and then be obnoxious about it. *whump* Bud to the head. If they'd like a personal interview, I'll be glad to grant one.

Don't like it; don't be a pedal pinhead; everybodys happy. You think I go out and stalk cyclists? Get real.. if that was the case I'd just slap 'em off the road with a fender or fold 'em up with a well timed door opening.

Then pee on the wreckage.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Iceman24 on February 17, 2006, 11:32:35 AM
"a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights. When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure"

I have a hand gun license but that is the main reason I don't carry, I'm afraid I will get pizzed off in traffic and use the thing lol especially having to drive around the DFW area all the time, I see these idiots allot, most of the time they have headphones on as well and have no clue you are even behind em in a vehicle lol...  Joggers are almost worse lol

George Carlin made a bunch of jokes about this particular topic, he was talking about running over joggers and stuff like that...I wish I had a link to it
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 17, 2006, 12:11:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Iceman24
"a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights. When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure"

I have a hand gun license but that is the main reason I don't carry, I'm afraid I will get pizzed off in traffic and use the thing lol especially having to drive around the DFW area all the time, I see these idiots allot, most of the time they have headphones on as well and have no clue you are even behind em in a vehicle lol...  Joggers are almost worse lol

George Carlin made a bunch of jokes about this particular topic, he was talking about running over joggers and stuff like that...I wish I had a link to it


I see your in Ft Worthless LOL Thats where we in Dallas send the shortbus brigade:rofl
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 17, 2006, 12:19:30 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
and I've had pedal pinheads jepordize myself and other motorists, and then be obnoxious about it. *whump* Bud to the head. If they'd like a personal interview, I'll be glad to grant one.

Don't like it; don't be a pedal pinhead; everybodys happy. You think I go out and stalk cyclists? Get real.. if that was the case I'd just slap 'em off the road with a fender or fold 'em up with a well timed door opening.

Then pee on the wreckage.


I'm willing to bet that you would never stop and confront anyone unless he was one of those srawny bikers that weight 125lbs with a rock in there pocket.

Look what you are saying is BULLCHIT and you and anyone with a brain knows it.
You might do something stupid but you wont stop and back it up I put money on this.

I have never had one not one moron hillbilly in his pick up that either threw something at me or shouted something ever stop not one.

Like I said yes some riders are a pain in the arse but they do have the right under TX law to use the roads as lond as they are not holding up traffic.

They are subject to the same restrictions and fines as motorist.
Run a red light on a bike and johnny law will write you up just like anyone else.

I carry when I ride and I will tell ya that if someone assualts me with anything while riding I will cap there arse and worry about court later so if ya like the thought of lead filling the back of your head best not to come to TX and pull your little man syndrom antics.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: JimBear on February 17, 2006, 12:38:07 PM
Let me guess you ride around White rock lake in the streets at 15mph when the speed limit is 35 and feel justified in slowing traffic if not stopping it because its your road too.  You best be carrying a concealed carry permit with that sidearm.. so you can be identified.   :aok
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 17, 2006, 12:59:58 PM
Quote
Originally posted by JimBear
Let me guess you ride around White rock lake in the streets at 15mph when the speed limit is 35 and feel justified in slowing traffic if not stopping it because its your road too.  You best be carrying a concealed carry permit with that sidearm.. so you can be identified.   :aok


Being as im a retired police officer I do.
And as long as the LAW says I have the right to ride on the street I will.

Dont like it? tough change the law as you have that right.

And I ride a 22mph pace around WRL.
I would bet I pay a crap load more taxes every year than you do so my rights on the road are just as important to me as they are to you.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: JimBear on February 17, 2006, 01:11:25 PM
Fart, want to bet? as far as you being a retired Peace Officer. Congratulations on your retirement. As far as that meaning anything to me as more than a job. get over yourself.

p.s. Good speed on the biking, if I do 20 I am thrilled.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: texace on February 17, 2006, 01:32:11 PM
As I said before...

Drivers do not have rights.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 17, 2006, 01:35:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by fartwinkle
I'm willing to bet that you would never stop and confront anyone unless he was one of those srawny bikers that weight 125lbs with a rock in there pocket.



You obviously don't know a damn thing about me. While I am not particularly skilled in any form of martial arts or carry a loaded firearm about looking for trouble I do have a very very very bad temper and it's got a 2 pound trigger pull. Size, type, color or gender makes not a bit of difference.. get belligerent, piss me off, make a threating move, yer bellybutton has an impending date with the pavement. Pronto.

Escpecially[/b] if your a foul mouthed leotard wearing yuppie pinhead on a bike blocking the safe movement of traffic around you.

While I may not be successful in the endeavor, you can bank on the attempt.

Remember, Fartboy; not everybody you meet is meek, subserviant or conditioned to accept abuse from pinheads regardless of background. Further, I've never been disposed to let 'the law' take care of my little excursions beyond the pale. Pull my chain, the hammer falls. I'll gladly tell the jury all about it afterwards, and I could care less if your a former cop or a former astronaut.. pull the chain; feel the pain.  

I suspect there's a few more like me driving around going about their business.. not looking for trouble; just trying to get somewhere. So you might want to take that into consideration the next time you hop on yer bike, menace somebody with your 'rights' to the pavement designed to be occupied by a motor vehicle and then beg him to 'do something about it'.

Have a nice safe ride.

;)
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 17, 2006, 01:35:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by texace
As I said before...

Drivers do not have rights.


Like i said before as a retired officer I think I understand what rights we have.
And yes you do have rights in American and Texas.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: texace on February 17, 2006, 01:36:53 PM
It is a privelidge to drive, not a right. That's why you're licensed...

If you can't follow the rules, you lose the privelidge.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 17, 2006, 01:42:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by texace
It is a privelidge to drive, not a right. That's why you're licensed...

If you can't follow the rules, you lose the privelidge.


LOL after 20 years in law enforsement and 15 of it in traffic division I think I know what rights we have and dont have.

You as typical of a silly minded person are just going to argue for the sake of arguing even if you know knothing of what you speak.

You do have a right to try to obtain a license if you pass the test.
Now weather you keep it or not is up to you as the state have the right to revoke your license if you dont follow the laws.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Heretik on February 17, 2006, 01:47:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by fartwinkle

Look what you are saying is BULLCHIT and you and anyone with a brain knows it.
You might do something stupid but you wont stop and back it up I put money on this.

I carry when I ride and I will tell ya that if someone assualts me with anything while riding I will cap there arse and worry about court later so if ya like the thought of lead filling the back of your head best not to come to TX and pull your little man syndrom antics.


So how is it that your bullchit is so much better than his?
Title: I have evolved
Post by: texace on February 17, 2006, 01:57:49 PM
The DMV can deny anyone the ability to have a license if they determine the person is unfit to operate a motor vehicle. You do not have a "right" to get a driver's license, you have the ability to try and get one when you are of age. That is the law. There are reasons why you have to meet certain criteria to get one. It's not something everyone can have, nor is it something promised by the Constitution of the state.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on February 17, 2006, 02:38:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
You obviously don't know a damn thing about me. While I am not particularly skilled in any form of martial arts or carry a loaded firearm about looking for trouble I do have a very very very bad temper and it's got a 2 pound trigger pull. Size, type, color or gender makes not a bit of difference.. get belligerent, piss me off, make a threating move, yer bellybutton has an impending date with the pavement. Pronto.


I never would have guessed that about you.  :)
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 17, 2006, 03:46:22 PM
I'm what my friends call 'a mean drunk'. After a few trips to the hospital for structural refurbishment as a young man, I stopped drinking quantities that impaired judgement... or reduced the trigger pull. I normally have a sunny disposition so when I get annoyed most folks spot it immediately. I'm not very pleasant when I'm aggravated...

My daughter noticed that even the cats are aware of my anger level.. feline proximity always relates to my mood. If my Ex was half as smart as the cats or my kid, we'd still be marrried.

;)
Title: I have evolved
Post by: GtoRA2 on February 17, 2006, 04:03:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Heretik
So how is it that your bullchit is so much better than his?



Because he is an internet tough guy biker who will kick your ass?


And I thought dip****s on bikes in spandex was just a Bayarea/Sanfranciso thing. :rolleyes:
Title: I have evolved
Post by: midnight Target on February 17, 2006, 04:05:21 PM
fartwinkle and Mr. Black, ever see them at a party together?
Title: I have evolved
Post by: GtoRA2 on February 17, 2006, 04:07:51 PM
Thats a good question MT...




We have not have a blackattack in some time.


Farty where you ever a sniper? :D
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Sandman on February 17, 2006, 04:08:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2


Farty where you ever a sniper? :D



...and please tell us how you feel about Stevie Ray Vaughn.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: uberhun on February 17, 2006, 04:15:18 PM
I can't tell you how many times in Chicago I came close to hitting somebody on a bike accidentally because they do not obey traffic laws.
When I was in europe I was so impressed with all the riders who obeyed the traffic laws to the letter especially in Amsterdam. It was so refreshing. Or Maybe I was to stoned on bubble gum and imagined it all.:rolleyes:
Title: I have evolved
Post by: BigGun on February 17, 2006, 04:29:04 PM
Quote
Originally posted by fartwinkle
Being as im a retired police officer I do.
And as long as the LAW says I have the right to ride on the street I will.

Dont like it? tough change the law as you have that right.

And I ride a 22mph pace around WRL.
I would bet I pay a crap load more taxes every year than you do so my rights on the road are just as important to me as they are to you.


What an idiot, one hand you say you have no patience for those that break law, then in example earlier you talk about assaulting someone at a 7-11. Sounds like u just pick & choose which laws to follow, tough talkin piece of tx trash.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: lazs2 on February 18, 2006, 10:17:50 AM
my take?   The guys with the gayglo spandex and silly hats don't pay any road tax so they do not deserve to share the road with my 12 mpg el camino.

If they want to drive out to the country and ride that is fine tho...  So long as they are staying off to the side of the road so that I can get around them at 80mph.    

lazs
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 18, 2006, 06:06:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
my take?   The guys with the gayglo spandex and silly hats don't pay any road tax so they do not deserve to share the road with my 12 mpg el camino.

If they want to drive out to the country and ride that is fine tho...  So long as they are staying off to the side of the road so that I can get around them at 80mph.    

lazs


Another ignorant satement.
Anyone who lives in a house or obtains a driver licience pays road use tax.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 18, 2006, 06:07:20 PM
Quote
Originally posted by BigGun
What an idiot, one hand you say you have no patience for those that break law, then in example earlier you talk about assaulting someone at a 7-11. Sounds like u just pick & choose which laws to follow, tough talkin piece of tx trash.


You bet use your car as a weapon at me and I will use my foot as a buttplug.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 18, 2006, 06:10:56 PM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Thats a good question MT...




We have not have a blackattack in some time.


Farty where you ever a sniper? :D



LOL you clowns are amazing:rofl

I bet you think evryone is this mr black dude your banker your doctor I have never seen such mass delusion in my life.


Oh and give liposuction some consideration there gto:rofl
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 18, 2006, 06:16:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
You obviously don't know a damn thing about me. While I am not particularly skilled in any form of martial arts or carry a loaded firearm about looking for trouble I do have a very very very bad temper and it's got a 2 pound trigger pull. Size, type, color or gender makes not a bit of difference.. get belligerent, piss me off, make a threating move, yer bellybutton has an impending date with the pavement. Pronto.

Escpecially
if your a foul mouthed leotard wearing yuppie pinhead on a bike blocking the safe movement of traffic around you.

While I may not be successful in the endeavor, you can bank on the attempt.

Remember, Fartboy; not everybody you meet is meek, subserviant or conditioned to accept abuse from pinheads regardless of background. Further, I've never been disposed to let 'the law' take care of my little excursions beyond the pale. Pull my chain, the hammer falls. I'll gladly tell the jury all about it afterwards, and I could care less if your a former cop or a former astronaut.. pull the chain; feel the pain.  

I suspect there's a few more like me driving around going about their business.. not looking for trouble; just trying to get somewhere. So you might want to take that into consideration the next time you hop on yer bike, menace somebody with your 'rights' to the pavement designed to be occupied by a motor vehicle and then beg him to 'do something about it'.

Have a nice safe ride.

;) [/B]


Yep and prison is full of twerps like you.

LOL this is very funny another keyboard commando:p

Hey we have a ballon festival every year here perhapes you could lend some of your hot air.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 18, 2006, 06:22:24 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Hangtime
If my Ex was half as smart as the cats or my kid, we'd still be marrried.

;)


Do you still miss him?
Title: educate yourselves
Post by: fartwinkle on February 18, 2006, 06:33:44 PM
http://bicycleaustin.info/laws/tx-bike.html
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Jackal1 on February 19, 2006, 07:22:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by fartwinkle

LOL this is very funny another keyboard commando
Hey we have a ballon festival every year here perhapes you could lend some of your hot air.


Here ya go class. An example of what will be listed under irony in the next Webster edition.
Pootwrinkle calling someone a keyboard commando. Now that`s funny. I don`t care who you are.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Masherbrum on February 19, 2006, 07:50:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
Because he is an internet tough guy biker who will kick your ass?


And I thought dip****s on bikes in spandex was just a Bayarea/Sanfranciso thing. :rolleyes:


Close.  Fartpimple is one of them there "transplants" from the SF area.

Karaya
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Masherbrum on February 19, 2006, 07:59:29 AM
Quote
Originally posted by fartwinkle
I'm willing to bet that you would never stop and confront anyone unless he was one of those srawny bikers that weight 125lbs with a rock in there pocket.

Look what you are saying is BULLCHIT and you and anyone with a brain knows it.
You might do something stupid but you wont stop and back it up I put money on this.

I have never had one not one moron hillbilly in his pick up that either threw something at me or shouted something ever stop not one.

Like I said yes some riders are a pain in the arse but they do have the right under TX law to use the roads as lond as they are not holding up traffic.

They are subject to the same restrictions and fines as motorist.
Run a red light on a bike and johnny law will write you up just like anyone else.

I carry when I ride and I will tell ya that if someone assualts me with anything while riding I will cap there arse and worry about court later so if ya like the thought of lead filling the back of your head best not to come to TX and pull your little man syndrom antics.


Sounds to me, like you never got the crap kicked out of you as a kid.  So you "became a cop" or so you say to make for that fact that burdoned your brain.   I'd be willing to bet right here, right now, you were NEVER a cop.   Because if someone threw anything at you it is NOT assault, but it is Battery.   Who cares if you carry when you ride?  I bet you "hide it" in a "fanny pack" when you are wearing your Yellow US Postal Service spandex leotard.  

I can see why you are "retired", you know NOTHING about the rhetoric that you are spewing.   Go ahead, I know more Secret Service, ATF, FBI, Police Chiefs, Fire Chiefs and Cops, Michigan State Troopers (retired and present) than you could ever know.   They'd all concur, you are full of chit.  

Furthermore, NO person in the United States of America has the RIGHT to drive, the RIGHT to apply for a license.  Driving in this country is a PRIVILEDGE and a priviledge alone.  

Karaya
Title: Re: I have evolved
Post by: Leslie on February 19, 2006, 08:27:06 AM
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Well it’s taken me 45 years (well maybe 30, because the first 15 years probably wouldn’t count) to reach one of my life long goals,...
I am now officially recognized as an Intolerant Redneck :D

It seems I hurt the feelings of a Lance Armstrong wanabe that was hogging the road downtown and running redlights.  When I was finally able to pass him I graciously let him know how I felt about him by using a universally recognized hand gesture to express my displeasure  :mad:

I then pulled in to Taco Bell drive-thru to place an order.  Here comes "Lance" down the wrong way on the drive through looking for me (I didn’t know he cared)  This time I used both hands with middle finger extended just in case he couldn’t see well or may have misinterpreted it the first time.  His lips were moving so I rolled down the passenger window so I could hear him better, and we exchanged some various pleasantries mostly a lot of words with F and A in them.  As he rode his bike out of the drive-thru he called me an Intolerant Redneck A-Hole.  

I gotta say I feel liberated, I no longer have to fake tolerant behavior anymore.   The older I get the less tolerant I become.  I should not, do not, and can not tolerate stupidity in any form

Any way just had to get that of my chest




Well you're on the right path to redneckdom. :D   But a true redneck wouldn't have let him off so easily.  A redneck would have gotten out of the car and kicked his butt, or at least warned him to get out of there or get shot.  Not your fault though, the redneck is a vanishing breed and there are few teachers nowadays.  But you have desire, and when you think about it, what more is there to fulfilling goals?  Keep trying , because it is a worthy and noble pursuit.   Good luck!!!  




Les



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Title: I have evolved
Post by: lazs2 on February 19, 2006, 10:39:12 AM
fart.... are you equating the tax a gayglo pinhead pays with the tax I am paying for my 12 mpg el camino?

and.... stevie ray was gay.   And... if he was alive... he would dislike you too.

lazs
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 19, 2006, 05:42:11 PM
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Originally posted by lazs2
fart.... are you equating the tax a gayglo pinhead pays with the tax I am paying for my 12 mpg el camino?

and.... stevie ray was gay.   And... if he was alive... he would dislike you too.

lazs


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl    your originality is amazing
Title: I have evolved
Post by: fartwinkle on February 19, 2006, 05:45:22 PM
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Sounds to me, like you never got the crap kicked out of you as a kid.  So you "became a cop" or so you say to make for that fact that burdoned your brain.   I'd be willing to bet right here, right now, you were NEVER a cop.   Because if someone threw anything at you it is NOT assault, but it is Battery.   Who cares if you carry when you ride?  I bet you "hide it" in a "fanny pack" when you are wearing your Yellow US Postal Service spandex leotard.  

I can see why you are "retired", you know NOTHING about the rhetoric that you are spewing.   Go ahead, I know more Secret Service, ATF, FBI, Police Chiefs, Fire Chiefs and Cops, Michigan State Troopers (retired and present) than you could ever know.   They'd all concur, you are full of chit.  

Furthermore, NO person in the United States of America has the RIGHT to drive, the RIGHT to apply for a license.  Driving in this country is a PRIVILEDGE and a priviledge alone.  

Karaya



BLAH BLAH BLAH same old crap .
 You know all those ATF agents and fire cheifs and FBI agents?
Wow do you know Mr Black:rofl

Gonna ring the bullchit bell on this one.


Oh and yea i got a few arse whoopings in my day anyone being honset would say the same.

But they told me afterwords they knew they had been in a battle.
And you ignorant moron please read all the post as I said everyone has the right to obtain a drivers license if they passed all the test.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: texace on February 19, 2006, 07:06:10 PM
You do not have a right to get a license if you pass the test. Passing the test proves that you understand the laws and what is expected of you on the road. You have to pass both the written and te driving test in order to have the ability to get a license. A DMV agent can prevent you from taking either if they suspect that you would be a danger to yourself and other or if you do not have the nessecary skill to operate a motor vehicle.

It is not a right...
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Captain Virgil Hilts on February 19, 2006, 09:26:21 PM
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Originally posted by fartwinkle
I'm willing to bet that you would never stop and confront anyone unless he was one of those srawny bikers that weight 125lbs with a rock in there pocket.

Look what you are saying is BULLCHIT and you and anyone with a brain knows it.
You might do something stupid but you wont stop and back it up I put money on this.

I have never had one not one moron hillbilly in his pick up that either threw something at me or shouted something ever stop not one.

Like I said yes some riders are a pain in the arse but they do have the right under TX law to use the roads as lond as they are not holding up traffic.

They are subject to the same restrictions and fines as motorist.
Run a red light on a bike and johnny law will write you up just like anyone else.

I carry when I ride and I will tell ya that if someone assualts me with anything while riding I will cap there arse and worry about court later so if ya like the thought of lead filling the back of your head best not to come to TX and pull your little man syndrom antics.


I've never met a single real cop that spews crap like that. Not one. Especially not one who stayed on the force and alive long enough to retire.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: GtoRA2 on February 19, 2006, 09:30:17 PM
Awsome.

We have mrblack again.



Anyone want to take bets on the meltdown?


No Drunky around to help this time though.

So he was a sniper and a super scuba diver and now he is a cop and a spandex wearing biker *****.




Awsome.
Title: I have evolved
Post by: Hangtime on February 19, 2006, 10:06:21 PM
Title: I have evolved
Post by: midnight Target on February 20, 2006, 11:02:21 AM
I'd like to thank the academy for outing him this time. I'll hang this plaque next to my shrine for skindiving snipers who are born jewish but now snipe for Jesus.