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Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Ripsnort on January 26, 2001, 08:58:00 AM

 (http://www.aviationpics.de/app/af747-3.jpg)

"Man, did you see the one with the pierced nipple!?"

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: RAM on January 26, 2001, 10:15:00 AM

"Gentlemen and ladies, we are crossing now a typical french landscape:

If you look to the right, you can see a blonde top-less .If you look to the left,it can be seen a nude brown haired beauty."

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Nash on January 26, 2001, 11:19:00 AM

That is one of the strangest damn pictures I've ever seen.

To get a sense of scale and spacial relationship, look at the size of the people it appears to be flying over. Now look at the windows on the plane. The plane has to be WAY back there, over by that hotel...  Yet, the plane is in pretty good focus, as are the cars in the foreground, and the area that the plane really IS flying over is blurred out. Cool effect.

Ok - my caption? Uhm... uh... Ok.

AAAIIIEEEE WE"RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Ripsnort on January 26, 2001, 11:22:00 AM

FYI: The picture is unaltered...taken from the "Unusual Aviation Pictures" website.

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: mrfish on January 26, 2001, 11:48:00 AM

"the plane from ipanema"

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Jimdandy on January 26, 2001, 11:50:00 AM

This is obviously a Fascist joke. I'm outa here!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Tac on January 26, 2001, 12:10:00 PM

Sacre Blue!  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Nash on January 26, 2001, 12:14:00 PM

Oh yah Rip - I didn't mean to imply that the pic was altered. Just was saying it is one of those instances where the depth of field, cropping etc. all came together to create this really great illusion.

Ya know, like those pics where you make it appear like some miniature person is standing on yer hand... or goofin' on the leaning tower of Piza. That kinda thing.


-----edit----

Btw Rip, its the same kinda effect that ya see with that Navy knife-edge pic being talked about over on AGW.

[This message has been edited by Nash (edited 01-26-2001).]

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Ripsnort on January 26, 2001, 12:29:00 PM

Rgr, Nash, I knew what you were implying, didn't want anyone else to think it was altered, and as a matter of fact, I cannot even promise you it wasn't!  As I was not the photographer!...

Kinda like using a zoom lense when a full moon is rising on the horizon...I love photos that distort!

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: TheWobble on January 26, 2001, 01:54:00 PM

quite obvious, pilot is a pervert  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: jedi on January 26, 2001, 02:58:00 PM

"Last Gas For 6000 Miles," the sign said.  But nooooo!  "We can make it," you said. "I'm not payin $1.65 a gallon!"  Where are we gonna find Jet A-1 around here, Mr. Smartypants, eh?  At least I brought swimtrunks!

Or, at the risk of being a bit insensitive...

It's a 747 doing an Airbus imitation.

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Baddawg on January 26, 2001, 03:39:00 PM

Wasnt it that same Air France plane on that landing that took out a part of the chain link fence on the other side of that road
that was the Airport boundry?

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: AKDejaVu on January 26, 2001, 04:42:00 PM

"Having rioted and taken over control of the Air France 747, the Japanese tourists demanded a low aproach over the beach for an optimal photo oportunity."

AKDejaVu

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: TheWobble on January 26, 2001, 05:19:00 PM

<as martin was being propelled off the beach by a sudden blast of wind he could not figure out why he felt a sudden hatred for french people>

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Udie on January 26, 2001, 06:13:00 PM

oops hit enter at the wrong time  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)

[This message has been edited by Udie (edited 01-26-2001).]

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Udie on January 26, 2001, 06:15:00 PM

Pilot: If I set it down here I can have it stopped next to the map room on this side of the field.

All the sheep on the beach:BAAAAAAAAAA

Pilot: Mmmmmmmm Sheep! me so hony!


  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Udie

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Swoop on January 26, 2001, 06:41:00 PM

Caption:

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can......

Swoop

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: LJK Raubvogel on January 27, 2001, 01:08:00 AM

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 10ft. The No-Water-skiing sign has been turned off."

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: bloom25 on January 27, 2001, 01:34:00 AM

And the winner of the lowest approach is ... AIR FRANCE!

"The pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelts light; we have to land now since there is an Ostwind on the other end of the runway..."



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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: funked on January 27, 2001, 03:42:00 AM

Whoop whoop!
Pull up!
Whoop whoop!
Pull up!

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: TheWobble on January 27, 2001, 04:43:00 AM

ROFL!!! funked  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Jimdandy on January 27, 2001, 07:57:00 AM

Wake up Bob!

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: 1776 on January 27, 2001, 08:55:00 AM

<gulp> "Captian, it's ALT-F4!!!!"

Title: CAPTION THIS PICTURE 26JAN01
Post by: Mighty1 on January 29, 2001, 08:07:00 AM

Pilot "Mr. Clinton let go of the stick! We can't get any closer to that nude beach"

Clinton " Come on I swear I see Monica and I have a new box of cigars"