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Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: SOB on January 03, 2002, 01:17:00 AM
Run, quick before it's too late!  Run Away!!!  :D


SOB
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Udie on January 03, 2002, 07:21:00 AM
But look at all the shiney things! WOW! they sparkle too  :)

did I tell you guys I'm working on a new vulching technique?  :)
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Animal on January 03, 2002, 07:40:00 AM
vulching technique? sounds complicated.
you just have to point your sight at the most perk productive plane in the tarmac, and pull the trigger.

hilarity ensues on channel 1.


are you sure what you are getting into, cracker bellybutton boy?
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Udie on January 03, 2002, 07:58:00 AM
Good God almighty why would I want to hang around a bunch of girly men like you guys!  I hope Creamo doesn't ware off on me, I'd hate to go around acting like a tard all the time.

 :D

 I must have lost what was left of my mind.
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: batdog on January 03, 2002, 09:28:00 AM
Udie=Odie ?

 You know..the dog from Garfield.

xBAT
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Lance on January 03, 2002, 09:44:00 AM
Calm down, SOB, he said VULCHING not FELCHING.
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Udie on January 03, 2002, 09:57:00 AM
I think im going to be sick after that one lance  :)
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: AKDejaVu on January 03, 2002, 10:10:00 AM
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Udie=Odie

Udie was intended to mean "You Die", but everyone just assumed it was "oodee".  I guess it was a pretty funny WB Con when Udie learned the proper way to pronounce his id.

As for the rest of this drivel... Is udie an FDB now?  Erm.. by title?

AKDejaVu
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Ripsnort on January 03, 2002, 10:19:00 AM
I think of being a FDB as kind of a 'transition' period for most pilots, like the Harlem Globe trotters of the AH world.. :D
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Udie on January 03, 2002, 10:23:00 AM
I gotta wait and see if I qualify I think.  So in the mean time I think I'll go get drunk and look at the pictures that I took of Sinclare at the con  :D
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: K West on January 03, 2002, 10:33:00 AM
like the Harlem Globe trotters of the AH world...

 I always though of them more a crass and vulgar (dem are kind werds!) version of the 'The Banana SplitZ' in AH

 From the AH 2001 CON in Dallas. Damn groupies. Looks like the FGB"s are al getting 'nose jobs' from the Sour Grape girls.  

 And the odd looking bloke sitting on the ground with no girl on his arm is reported to be Udie.

    (http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/doc/hbtour/subpages/reception/img/outside03.jpeg)    

      ;)

[ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: O'Westy ]
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: skernsk on January 03, 2002, 10:47:00 AM
We are more like the epitemy(sp?) of class and teamwork.  We are a well oiled chute shooting machines.
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: AKSWulfe on January 03, 2002, 10:49:00 AM
The scary thing is, the FDB's help oil each other up before they go chute shooting.

One of the most disturbing scenes ever.
-SW
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Ripsnort on January 03, 2002, 10:50:00 AM
I never shot a chute in my life until I saw those Creamo pics he posted over a year ago... :D
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Ripsnort on January 03, 2002, 10:52:00 AM
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Originally posted by SWulfe:
The scary thing is, the FDB's help oil each other up before they go chute shooting.

One of the most disturbing scenes ever.
-SW

LOL!

I can see Lance giving the orders..."Okay, I'm the biggest guy here, you guys oil ME first!"

 ;)
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: AKDejaVu on January 03, 2002, 10:55:00 AM
Skernsk just confessed that the FDBs were oily chute shooters?

Everyone knew that already.

Oh... wait... was he talking about the game?

AKDejaVu
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Fatty on January 03, 2002, 11:18:00 AM
I thought we already had our token luftwoman?  Did they up the quota?
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Udie on January 03, 2002, 11:26:00 AM
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Originally posted by Fatty:
I thought we already had our token luftwoman?  Did they up the quota?


 I don't know but I can drink 3 beers and almost still stand up!  :D
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: Kieran on January 03, 2002, 11:33:00 AM
I still strafe Bish chutes without mercy in the hopes of catching either the FDBs or TASs.  :D
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: mrfish on January 03, 2002, 12:52:00 PM
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Originally posted by Fatty:
I thought we already had our token luftwoman?  Did they up the quota?


don't fear the uberness of the fdb lw contingent fatty.

<evil hypnosis mode on>

no, instead go to it....that's right, it's not really bad just...misunderstood...that's right fatty channel your rage....come, feel the awesome might of the dark side.

and put down that damn chicken wing, you're distracting my evil hypnotic corruption session here..!
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: AKDejaVu on January 03, 2002, 01:26:00 PM
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Udie said:

I gotta wait and see if I qualify I think.

I "obtained" a copy of the FDB qualification "quiz":

A) Ginger
B) Mary Ann

A) Right Hand
B) Left Hand
C) Both Hands

A) Porn
B) Girlfriend

A) Work
B) Unemployment

A) Budweiser
B) Milwest Honey Amber Ale with Lemon

A) Go down to Puerto Rico
B) Have Puerto Rico go down on you

A) Wings
B) JoJos
C) Both of the above in a ranch dressing "soup"

[ 01-03-2002: Message edited by: AKDejaVu ]
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: AKSWulfe on January 03, 2002, 01:41:00 PM
But DJ, I've got a copy of the answers....


 
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
I "obtained" a copy of the FDB qualification "quiz":

A) Ginger
B) Mary Ann

C) Neither, FDB's like busted chicks... some don't even like chicks.

 
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Right Hand
B) Left Hand
C) Both Hands

D) All of the above, sporadically switching between them.


 
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Porn
B) Girlfriend

Well, the answer is clearly choice A in this case.

 
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Work
B) Unemployment

C) Working as an unemployed (on the corner begging for money, or giving lap dances for cash)

 
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Budweiser
B) Milwest Honey Amber Ale with Lemon

C) As fruit a drink as possible, including Arbor Mist, dacquaries, or pina coladas. (dunno how to do the funky tilde over the a in pina)

 
Quote
Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
A) Go down to Puerto Rico
B) Have Puerto Rico go down on you

Well duh, the obvious answer is C) Both.
-SW
Title: Udie, You dumb bastard!
Post by: mason22 on January 03, 2002, 02:00:00 PM
i see no mention of wings....

you have a long way to go grasshoppa.

well toejam, long is short, i mean, you did mention porn. good man.

pooorn....goooood......