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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: wrongwayric on February 18, 2006, 01:22:59 PM
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Good judgment comes from experience
And a lotta the comes from bad judgment.
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"Pipe down, you guys, you're spoilin' the whole war for me!" - Larry (Stooges)
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there's no fighting in here! This is the war room!
Dr. Stranglove.
Negative Vibes, Maury! The bridge'll be there!
Delly's Heroes
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first off is kellys heros ridley and its mauriarty
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Never, and I mean never, trust a chicken. No matter how hot you think it looks.
RTR
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Originally posted by RTR
Never, and I mean never, trust a chicken. No matter how hot you think it looks.
RTR
I thought it was sheep not chicken. :D
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"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious and don't call me Shirley"
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
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The Inquisiiiiiition, what a show!
"How many prettythangholes we got on this ship?!"
"YO!"
"I knew it! I'm surrounded by prettythangholes! Keep firing, prettythangholes!"
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"When you die, on your deathbed, you will recieve total consciousness...so I got that going for me...which is nice"
(http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/carl%20spackler.jpeg)
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I know not of what weapons we will use in world war three...but i know world war four will be fought with sticks and stones
- Albert Einstein
"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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Last night I shot an elephant while in my pajamas! How he got in there I'll never know!
Graucho Marx
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Bluebottle: "What time is it Eccles?"
Eccles: "hold on, i got it written on a bit of paper in my pocket."
Bluebottle: "oooo, but it wont be the right time now"
Eccles: "it shows the right time for when i wrote it."
Bluebottle: "but how will you know when its the right time?"
Eccles: "Thats easy, I got it written on a piece of paper!!"
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"Quick, hide behind this pane of glass!"
"But you can see through it..."
"NOT....if you close your eyes!"
*enter the museum security*
"search the room men, and arrest those two idiots behind the glass with their eyes closed"
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"I am a white male 18-45 everyone listens to me" Homer J Simpson
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"Cant talk, gotta shoot"
Col. Bud Anderson
Over Germany in 1944
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(The road to) hell is paved with good intentions.
Samuel Johnson / Saint Bernard of Clairvaux
<-- Look at post count :t
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'I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar'
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"Over?.............Was it over when the Germans Pearl Harbor??? It's never over!........" (Animal House)
S!
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Hogan's Heroes
Gen Burkhalter:"Klink!!..I have been summoned to Berlin on the highest authority"
Col Klink:.."The Fuhrer..?"
Gen Burkhalter:"Higher than that....My wife."
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Originally posted by DadRabit
"Over?.............Was it over when the Germans Pearl Harbor??? It's never over!........" (Animal House)
S!
The winner! Same line ... cracks me up everytime. Truly a classic!
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:D
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"I'm gonna get them bomb bay doors open if it hairlips everybody on bear
creek!"
Maj. Kong from Dr. Strangelove
Mike
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I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
Private Joker--Full Metal Jacket
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"Those who say it can't be done should get out of the way of those who are doing it."
"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." — Doug Lawson.
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night, in the dusty recesses of their minds, awake in the day to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerouus men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes to make it reality."
T.E. Lawrence
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
Carl Zwanzig
"No one is completely useless — They can always serve as a bad example."
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"He`s dead Jim."
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"...I may be drunk...But, Madame, you're ugly and I'll be sober in the morning"
-Winston Churchhill
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"Life is tough....But it's tougher when you're stupid" SSGT D.L. Srtyker from "The Sands of Iwo Jima" LONG LIVE THE DUKE!!!!
NAVCAD
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"Now call me a prude, but I don't think it's a good reflection on Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his noodle!"
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"I came here to chew bubble gum and kill people....and I'm all outta bubble gum"
I love that...or whatever the correct version of it is since I can't exactly remember :).
Zappy
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"Serpentine, Shel! Serpentine!!" - Peter Falk, "The In-Laws"
"...then you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy Lord." - Mal, "Serenity"
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"The two most common elements in the Universe are Hydrogen...and Stupidity" - Unknown
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"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda :huh
"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."
- unknown:lol
"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan:aok
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Do not hold farts in because they creep up the spine to the brain. Thats why you get crappy ideas.
Lady (forget name) to Winston Churchill
"If you was my husband I would poison you"
Churchill in reply
"Madam, if I was your husband I would drink it"
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"When I met Mary, I got that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d do anything to bone her.” Jim Carrey Dumb and Dumber
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"Hey babe, mind if I rest my **** on your chin for 15 minutes?":p
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"All dressed up and no place to go."-- an Atheist's epitath.
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I've always been of the opinion that....
"A good pun is its own reword."
note: bubblegum line from "They Live" -- bad movie but worth watching.
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Also borrowed for Bob and George. :D
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Originally posted by Saxman
"Now call me a prude, but I don't think it's a good reflection on Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his noodle!"
BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! i just watched that last night !!!! :rofl :aok :rofl :aok
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" Don't pet a burning dog"
"Don't fry bacon naked"
"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer"
"Come on Harry we're in a hole, we just have to dig our way out"
"Ahh beer, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems"
"Some day this war is going to end.........."
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Originally posted by EagleEyes
"Cant talk, gotta shoot"
Col. Bud Anderson
Over Germany in 1944
Finally, someone posts it! :D
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"I have forty Jap planes surrounded and need help!” -Ensign Wilbur Spider Webb
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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
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Originally posted by Scatcat
"I have forty Jap planes surrounded and need help!” -Ensign Wilbur Spider Webb
"I have twelve Jap Zero's surrounded, I could use some help here!"
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"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that... building... thingie... where our beds and TV... is."
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In honor of the recent nuke threads in the Wishlist forum:
"Did you get my bomb?"
"What"
"I can't believe it! I left a nuclear bomb on an elevator!"
"It's ok, you've done worse."
John and Chiana, FarScape
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Originally posted by Saxman
In honor of the recent nuke threads in the Wishlist forum:
"Did you get my bomb?"
"What"
"I can't believe it! I left a nuclear bomb on an elevator!"
"It's ok, you've done worse."
John and Chiana, FarScape
:rofl
What happened to that series anyway? It was kinda funny, less homocentric then your usual SciFi.
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"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy"
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Lady Astor: "Mr Churchill, you are DRUNK!"
Churchill: "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning, I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."
And perhaps appropriate for the AH BBS:
"a fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" (also by Mr. Churchill)
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"Are you married, or happy?"--Curly
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SciFi, in the infinite wisdom they displayed at the time (they thought Tremors and the Dream Team were GOOD ideas. f*ck you Bonnie Hammer!) decided that FarScape, despite being their best and most acclaimed series, wasn't performing well enough in the antiquated Neilsen system, so in spite of a contract for a 5th season pulled the plug after Season 4 (and had the GALL to tag a "Thank you for watching" message at the end). The politics is WAY too much to go into here, but I'm pissed to the point I rarely watch SciFi today (most of their stuff is garbage now, anyway). Instead we got stuck with a 3hr miniseries to wrap the show up (which WAS good, don't get me wrong, but after seeing what they did it leaves you wondering what they could have done with a full 22-ep season to work with).
The REAL kick in the balls is that right afterwards SciFi announced that POS Battleshag remake, because they were in need of an "edge, sexy space-based drama." You prettythangHOLES! What the FRELL do you call FARSCAPE?! Even the rare, badly-timed reruns of FS are better than any of the new crap they run now.
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I'd pi$$ on a spark plug if I thought it would help...
Movie WAR GAMES
Now we got him right where he wants us.
James T Kirk
Everyone remember where we parked.
James T Kirk
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Never get out of the boat. Absolutely whoopee right. Unless you're goin' all the way.
- Captain Benjamin L. Willard
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Originally posted by Saxman
"Now call me a prude, but I don't think it's a good reflection on Navy policy to hand over a billion dollar piece of equipment to a man who has 'Welcome Aboard' tattooed on his noodle!"
rotflmao:lol :lol :lol :lol
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"Hail Mary, full of Grace! Hail Mary, full of Grace! Hail Mary, full of Grace! Hail Mary, full of Grace...!" -- Julian, A Bridge Too Far
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"My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.â€
(Farscape Frelling Ruled .... now all we got is Fargate and BSG ... bsg's pritty cool )
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"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'." - unknown
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali (1904-1989)
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)
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"Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill the same night." --- Unknown
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Reporting on the combat situation, Marine Commander Colonel David Shoup reported:
"Casualties many! Percentage of dead not known! Combat efficiency? We are winning!"