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Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 03, 2002, 02:41:00 PM
It only rains twice in Seattle: October to May and June to September.

 What comes after two straight days of rain in Seattle?
 Monday morning.

 What do you call four straight days of rain in Seattle?
 Bumbershoot.

 What do you call two weeks of rain in Seattle?
 Indian Summer.

 What does daylight savings time mean in Seattle?
 An extra hour of rain.

 What's the definition of a Seattle optimist?
 A guy with a sun visor on his rain hat.

 What did the Seattle native say to the Pillsbury Doughboy?
 Nice tan.

 "I can't believe it," said the tourist.  "I've been here an entire week and
 it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"  "Well,
 that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

 Meteorological experts predicted a massive flood that would destroy the
 world. The pope went on worldwide TV and said, "This is a punishment
 from God. Prepare to meet your maker."
 The president went on TV and announced, "Our scientists have done all
 they can. The end is near."
 The mayor of Seattle came on and announced, "Due to inclement weather,
 this year's Seafair Parade will be moved to the top of Queen Ann Hill."

 A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day and
 it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He
goes
 out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of despair,
 "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
 The kid replies, "How should I know?  I'm only six."

 How do the Indians predict the weather in Seattle?
 If you can see Mt. Rainier, it's going to rain. If you can't see Mt.
Rainier,
 it's raining.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Raubvogel on January 03, 2002, 02:45:00 PM
hehe....the Washington State Flower: mildew.

The last field exercise I went on at Ft Lewis my uniform got moldy as I was wearing it. It rained a bit those 2 weeks  ;)
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Karnak on January 03, 2002, 04:19:00 PM
I like rain.  I've considered moving up to Washinton simply for that reason.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Furious on January 03, 2002, 04:29:00 PM
Am looking out the window right now at Seattle from across the sound on Bainbridge Island.  Its going to start raining in a few minutes.  

Of all the places I have lived (IL, FL, NH, MT, CA and Germany) this place is by far the best.  Montana was pretty great too.


F.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Raubvogel on January 03, 2002, 04:49:00 PM
I plan on ending up there for good eventually. It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Weave on January 03, 2002, 06:56:00 PM
People in Seattle don't tan, they rust!  ;)

It can rain for weeks here, it can get pretty depressing for people new to the area, and some who have lived here for some time. However, get one day of sunshine, and it's so beautiful here, you forgive the previous weeks of rain.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: capt. apathy on January 03, 2002, 08:25:00 PM
hey, your ripping off all my portland jokes
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: indian on January 04, 2002, 12:27:00 AM
Hey Rip What is this Rain you talk about. Might be funny jokes if we got that stuff here.  :D
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 07:24:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Furious:
Am looking out the window right now at Seattle from across the sound on Bainbridge Island.  Its going to start raining in a few minutes.  

Of all the places I have lived (IL, FL, NH, MT, CA and Germany) this place is by far the best.  Montana was pretty great too.


F.

Geez, we have something in common, lived in Jersy, Florida, Minnesota, Montana(Still own 30 acres back there for retirement) and Washington, can't agree more..this is a great place to live..if you can afford it.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: StSanta on January 04, 2002, 07:49:00 AM
LOL ripsnort  :D

Add lots of WIND and subzero temperatures during the winter, and you have DENMARK  :D.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Curval on January 04, 2002, 09:06:00 AM
Rain?....oh yea, we get 'some' of that..

   (http://curval.freeservers.com/images/mtopview.jpg)  

The view from my balcony.

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Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: midnight Target on January 04, 2002, 11:00:00 AM
I think I see Hurricane George on the horizon there Curval!
  :eek:   :eek:   :eek:
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 11:11:00 AM
That's disgusting Curval, why, I think I've been blinded by that big light bulb in the upper left hand corner of the pic...
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Curval on January 04, 2002, 11:27:00 AM
LOL...sorry about that Rip - here try this one, taken a few hours later....the light-bulb is going out!

  (http://curval.freeservers.com/images/mtopview1.jpg)

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Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 12:28:00 PM
Wow! Almost forgot what a sunset looks like!  :)
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: indian on January 04, 2002, 12:44:00 PM
Hey Rip post a pic of that rain stuff so us in Texas know what it looks like!!!  :D
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 04, 2002, 12:50:00 PM
Okay Indn, heres a duel purpose pic,
A: Rain

B: The reason I couldn't go to the (past)con.    :D

  (http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid28/p40e153ae8dd51df28629e8eee6c52e2a/fe10dba6.jpg.orig.jpg)

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Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Curval on January 04, 2002, 12:58:00 PM
Sweet car!
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: capt. apathy on January 04, 2002, 02:13:00 PM
it's not rain, in the northwest we have self cleaning air
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Raubvogel on January 04, 2002, 02:43:00 PM
That's a nasty car Rip. Here you go...you can look, but don't touch.

  (http://communities.msn.com/_Secure/0LAB0cEYPbkubN1*xhctcD3WZGkpdjlNB!Wi1zVUPDDXlRSU7B87v7medb51AFT3lRJ3X0pgMeII/Bgrem3.jpg)

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Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Roscoroo on January 04, 2002, 02:53:00 PM
We don't take sick days off here, we take SUN DAYS ,   :D
 Permanant water ingestion is nice, but I'd rather be blown .
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: midnight Target on January 04, 2002, 03:06:00 PM
Mine was baby poop yellow Raub.....Gremlins, so ugly they're cute.

  :D
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Dwarf on January 05, 2002, 12:11:00 AM
I think the only one he left out was:

Seattle has 2 seasons - Winter and August.

Dwarf
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: indian on January 05, 2002, 12:14:00 AM
Damn Rip thaught you baught a real car? Whats that thing in the picture looks furin or somthing. Did it shrink when it got wet.  :D
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: HABICHT on January 05, 2002, 04:39:00 AM
hi rip,
 during my oshkosh visit 2000, and the short 4 days trip to seattle, we had ONLY perfect weather in these 4 days. sunshine only!
what a perfect weather in a perfect area. when i'm ever going to settle down in the usa, it will be seattle area.

rain.?..i saw none :-)
wastl aka habicht

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Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: leonid on January 07, 2002, 05:54:00 AM
Hey, Rip, remember that year it rained like from late winter all the way to late summer?  I think it was back in '98 or '99.  Now, I love rain and clouds better than most in Seattle, but that was a bitter pill to swallow.  I think within a 4-5 month period we saw a handful of days with some blue sky and the big flashlight  ;)
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 07, 2002, 07:23:00 AM
Yes I do Leonid! Actually, I'm a closet rain fan!  I love rain, you don't have to shovel it!  :D

Habicht, lets keep that our little secret, or everyone will be moving here...oh wait, its too late.  :)
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 07, 2002, 07:24:00 AM
Indn, still have our 4WD and big-ass,red neck pick-em-up truck  :D
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: indian on January 07, 2002, 10:22:00 AM
No self respecting redneck would even consider driveing one of the uppity type cars.  :D


P.S. Sure glad Im not a redneck.
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Ripsnort on January 07, 2002, 10:24:00 AM
If you consider a BMW an "uppity" car, then you have to  consider a Honda or a Toyota an "uppity" car, since they are all in the same price range.

BMW 3 series is only $27k.  :)
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: Flossy on January 07, 2002, 01:06:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Ripsnort:
If you can see Mt. Rainier, it's going to rain. If you can't see Mt.
Rainier, it's raining.

We have a similar one here in Ulverston in the UK.... if you can see across the (Morecambe) bay, it's going to rain.  If you can't see across the bay, it is raining.   :)

Some other local sayings concerning the typical English Lake District wet climate are:

How do you tell the difference between summer and winter.  In summer the rain goes vertically.

If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.

 :)
Title: Seattle Humor
Post by: StSanta on January 07, 2002, 01:42:00 PM
$27k for a bimmer of the 3 series?

Sheeit. Lemme check what they cost in Denmark. Will take a cheap 318 stationcar as an example.

Let's see. 2000 price: 387 000 DKK. That's...

$52 000.

Man. I am fediddleing EMIGRATING.

I bet I could get a freaking Viper for the price of a low end 2000 BMW stationcar in Denmark, if I move to the US.

Better get back to studies. Must pass this stop or go exam. Must get Viper. Must study. Get degree means getting Viper. Study.

Yesss, my precioussss