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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: juzz on December 18, 2000, 07:34:00 AM
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(http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/NARG/images/corsair5.jpg)
OK, who put the trip-wire across the flight deck?!!
Lots of nice images of USN a/c here: http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/NARG/nargspec.html (http://www.warbirdsresourcegroup.org/NARG/nargspec.html)
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"I told HTC NOT to put a sheep-cross walk" on the deck of the aircraft carrier !!!
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"If you cannot learn to do something well,
learn to enjoy doing it poorly"
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"US Navy Pilot Demonstrates Early Form of Break Dancing."
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"An F4U-1C driver doing an ostrich impersonation, trying to burying his head in the sand about porked HISPANOS"
ROTFLMAO (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif) I crack myself up!
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-WW1 German ACE Manfred Freiherr von Richthofen
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It's actually a F4U-4 (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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damnit funked! quit stealing my ideas!! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Mason22 Fat Drunk (chute shooting) Bastards (http://fdb.50megs.com) -- "shut up and FLY"
<edit> I said "JAPS" not "FLAPS"
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What do you mean? decrease the angle of approach!
TTFN
snafu
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"Look guys....a one-point landing"
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"If you think that was a cool trick, now watch me bunny hop this thing!!"
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Vermillion
**MOL**, Men of Leisure
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"Look mom, no hands!"
or the classic redneck's last words,
"Hey guys, watch this!!"
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Nathan "NATEDOG" Mathieu
Art Director
HiTech Creations
-=HELLFIRE SQUAD=-
".... And on the eighth day, God created beer. "
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top secret Polish VTO test
Eagler
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Funked has my vote so far (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
My puny, pathetic attempt:
"Look Ma! No wheels!"
EDIT: I posted this before Natedog stole my caption and hacked the BBS to make it look like his post came first. Lock him out!
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This is too weird, I saw HT online yesterday actually flying, I've seen a Superfly post, and now.. a Nate post, does...this.....mean.....okay, I won't go there!
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I told the crew chief those brakes were too touchy !
Cheers,
Rifle
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"And that was the last time T.S. Johnson left a dime sitting on the flight deck."
AKDejaVu
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"BUDGET CUTS HAVE HIT THE NAVY. LESS CARRIERS MEAN CROWDED SHIPS. NEW DECK FORMATION ANNOUNCED TODAY."
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No words. I just hear Tchaikovsky's Dance of the SugarPlum Fairy" (http://www.cvc.org/matt/nutfair.mid)
-Westy
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Uhhh...excuse me....can I get some help here please?
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DUUUUHHHH-what happened to the arrows on my wings?
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Oh No! .....this cannot be good for my carrier qualification!
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"Pappy Boyington, attempts a forward fuselage flip with a half twist and ......
NAILS THE LANDING!! WHAT A PERFECT 10!"
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Testing 1.04's engine torque effects:
"Perfect!"
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"Early attempt at perfecting the engines on the MV-22 Osprey"
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"So thats what that pedal does!"
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"As the LSO bent over to tie his shoelace....."
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LJK_Raubvogel
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Thats the last time I try valet parking...
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Wiz of The Screamin Meanies...
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
--W.C. Fields (1879-1946)
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"Early in his Naval Career, George Bush Sr. was disqualified from fighter duty after he was caught drilling for oil using US Navy assets."
Lars
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FROM THE LSO's Log...
Start high, left in middle, dipped low, power late, Waved off... Holy Shi....
Pilot Rating... 00
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"Hurry up and get me outta this thing.... I gotta pee so bad!!!"
<cough>
Sorry. I'm inna weird mood (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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:::MAYBE NO ONE IS LOOKING:::
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"Hrmmm ... this doesn't appear to be in the landing checklist??"
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The Navy has announced: New testing for a vertical Take-off and Landing Aircraft.
While the landing part went well, further testing on the Take-off question still exists.
K-KEN
http://www.cutthroats.com/ (http://www.cutthroats.com/)
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LSO: "Obviously, Sir, you do not know what your doing!!!"
2nd Lt.:"Sir, if I knew what I was doing, I would have joined the Airforce!"
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"Awright Bush! It's TBF's for you from now on"!
Lars
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CFI to Student
Watch the Torque during runup.
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FIRST WOMAN TO LAND A F4U ON A CARRIER
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"NO NO we said put the STYLUS through the ballot"
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LOOK MA, BOLD AND CAPS!
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LOL Mighty! Best one so far IMO !
Or, this:
"That's a dimpled deck, automatically a vote for Gore"
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"Class, full flaps does produce lift."
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"Tower....this will be a full stop !!"
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ummm something is wrong this picture?
That is my NORMAL landing style!
S!
Rocket
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LOL!!! did you check the numbers on the plane??
Caption reads "CAG thinks: 'Well, I guess I just lost my clout with the rest of the pilots with this move.'"
Ouch out
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Is it just me.. or is he reading a manual? Any guesses as to what section he's reading?
- "So.. your landing didn't go the way you planned..."
- "Landing for dummies"
- "Helpful tips for dealing with an angry XO"
- "Prop strikes... what you did wrong"
- "Recovering from a stall"
- The want ads under "pilots, experienced, ex-military"
- If it were an ejection equiped plane: "When not to eject"
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My balls are clanging
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And the Number 1 reason... cell phones shouldn't be allowed while driving/flying...
NUTTZ
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The Dweeb lost his perk plane when he ditched on the flight deck.
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And the Nomads discard their P-38s to join the Navy...
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I'm really going to KILL that crew chief for stensling "this end up" on the tail! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/mad.gif)
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A hush descends upon the flight deck. Every eye, rating to captain is focused on the pilot, who unlatches his ridgid fists from the control stick and reaches out towards the dash..
The plane captain, already looking at 50 hours to get the bent Hawg airworthy again wonders aloud "What in hell is Hang gonna do now??"
"CLEAR" he shouts..
..and Hangs thumb rams down upon the starter button.
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NATEDOG - you got it slightly wrong, its supposed to be : "hey, hold my beer and watch this!".
My comment - The carrier warped!
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"This is going to hurt when I come out of this lag."
"hog pilot caught mooning vultures"
Drex
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"I really shoud quit playing darts"
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The inventor of the cordless screwdriver
"Just tighting up those the loose deck screws"
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"Wing up, Get kills, Be happy"
Midnight
13th TAS