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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Yeager on February 20, 2006, 10:55:28 PM

Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Yeager on February 20, 2006, 10:55:28 PM: is when inanimate objects dont do what I want them to, so I get irritated.

Just a few moments ago I snuck into the kitchen to eat some toppings off the recently ordered pizza. All went well, I found a nice piece of cheeze with some onion, pepper and sausage all embedded in the stringy cheeze. As I was in the process of making my getaway, I turned to close the lid on the pizza box and one of the flaps on the lid popped out. I tried to quietly close the lid but to no avail. I made a little bit of noise as I tried to more forcefully close the lid to the pizza box.....no go. I got suddenly irritated and used the flat bottom of my fist to pursuade (aka POUND THE FRIGGEN ***** OUT OF) the lid to close it.

Busted....

Man,.......why cant that inanimate crap just do as I wish.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Wolf14 on February 20, 2006, 11:10:39 PM: Because it is possesed and out to get you.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: OOZ662 on February 21, 2006, 01:03:29 AM: :lol All you have to do is unfold those little tabs that go along the back of the box...
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Jackal1 on February 21, 2006, 03:04:29 AM: Just curious, but ,who are what, did you have to go into double naught spy mode to avoid to get some Pizza................pizza cops?
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Rino on February 21, 2006, 10:33:27 AM: You need to be smarter than the box :D
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: xrtoronto on February 21, 2006, 10:38:40 AM: Box 1, Yeager 0
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Maverick on February 21, 2006, 10:40:19 AM: Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
Box 1, Yeager 0

Thus goes the score in the battle of wits 'tween these two competitors.......:p
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: midnight Target on February 21, 2006, 10:43:57 AM: I'd ask for a rematch.

I'll take Yeager and the points.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: john9001 on February 21, 2006, 12:41:41 PM: the boxes are cleverly designed to foil pizza topping thieves.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: BlueJ1 on February 21, 2006, 01:26:35 PM: This is better then the Olympics.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Yeager on February 21, 2006, 01:30:39 PM: yes! I had already eaten the alloted ration and was still hungry. As such, I was too busy munching the cheezy delight to seriously barter with the lid. It must do as I command!

This is just an example of arguments I get into with inanimate objects. Its as if they intentionally do not do as I command them. It rarely ever fails.....
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: jaxxo on February 21, 2006, 02:05:10 PM: rofl yeager i hear ya...when opening those little ketchup packets i can never rip it off without it a) exploding all over or B) ripping only enuff to get a small stream that takes 2 minutes 2 squeeze out....YOUR A CONDIMENT I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY YOU! errr sorry
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: texace on February 21, 2006, 02:05:30 PM: Quote
Originally posted by BlueJ1
This is better then the Olympics.

I vote we make Pizza Box Bashing an event in 2008. :p
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Gunthr on February 21, 2006, 02:06:08 PM: When you explode in frustration at a pizza box, its bad enough.

But when you ruthlessly attempt to teach that box "a lesson" - you may have crossed a line of some sort... :eek:
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: BlueJ1 on February 21, 2006, 02:13:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by jaxxo
rofl yeager i hear ya...when opening those little ketchup packets i can never rip it off without it a) exploding all over or B) ripping only enuff to get a small stream that takes 2 minutes 2 squeeze out....YOUR A CONDIMENT I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY YOU! errr sorry

Event #2 of the Inanimate Object Olympics.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: Nilsen on February 21, 2006, 03:31:56 PM: This is actually a really funny thread.
I nominate it to something within a category.
Title: What really Irritates me....
Post by: USHilDvl on February 21, 2006, 03:51:42 PM: No, no, no...foolish grasshoppahs! It's a Zen thing.

Be at peace with the box. Love the box.

Be the box.

Now sit quietly, like a good box, and you will be enlightened.

I Have Spoken. :D