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Title: Intardnet + kid =
Post by: Russian on February 22, 2006, 11:12:27 AM
http://ifun.ru/comments/joke2692.html :eek: :O
Title: Intardnet + kid =
Post by: Wolfala on February 22, 2006, 11:15:48 AM
A couple of burlap sac's, 2 black jacks, so we can beat that kid senseless till friday.
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Post by: Ripsnort on February 22, 2006, 11:16:51 AM
Did he just read a Beet1e post? (http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/images/smilies/iono.gif)
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Post by: xrtoronto on February 22, 2006, 11:18:28 AM
what was he watching?
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Post by: Furball on February 22, 2006, 11:23:36 AM
109 "experten"

i am going to call in my translator :)
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Post by: wetrat on February 22, 2006, 11:45:26 AM
Quote
Originally posted by xrtoronto
what was he watching?
From where he was putting his hand on hte keyboard (w/a/s/d area), I'd say he was playing an FPS. Most likely counterstrike. lol. What a freak that guy was :eek:
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Post by: Saintaw on February 22, 2006, 11:48:43 AM
Airmess? You got sum 'splainin' to do :D
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Post by: Monk on February 22, 2006, 11:53:45 AM
Could this be Germany's next mass murderer?
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Post by: Furball on February 22, 2006, 11:55:53 AM
i think that is Storch, getting killed by a BK in a allied airplane.
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Post by: straffo on February 22, 2006, 12:17:52 PM
Col Klink offspring got  Tourette syndrom ?
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Post by: boxboy28 on February 22, 2006, 12:24:39 PM
the best part is where just after hes banging the keyboartd onthe desk then theying to dplayu more 1/3 the keys are missing and hes looking arond and on the floor trying to put them back in place.
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Post by: GtoRA2 on February 22, 2006, 12:37:51 PM
****ing germans....
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Post by: Redwing on February 22, 2006, 12:53:53 PM
:lol
He's apparently playing unreal tournament and got pissed when 1) it didn't load 2) he killed someone 3) he got killed. In between he's looking for his escape key..

somehow i get the feeling it's a fake, but nevertheless still funny.
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Post by: Seagoon on February 22, 2006, 02:55:20 PM
Yeah, I'm guessing fake as well, probably wants to become the next Jedi Kid.

Wilkommen zu der "Jetz Getz Los" kinder.

- SEAGOON
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Post by: Scherf on February 22, 2006, 03:15:26 PM
Looks more like a "This is why we are no longer able to care for this child, your Honour" evidence video.

Last I recall, "Hurensohn" was not an epithet used by your average  well-balanced 13 year-old.
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Post by: Seagoon on February 22, 2006, 03:46:03 PM
Scherf,

That one wasn't covered in High School German, so I'm guessing at it's meaning: "Son of a Prostitute?"

But unfortunately, there are quite a few kids out there who are equally feral. I sat near two mommies today during a business lunch who were literally ignoring their kids as they screamed, ran about, and threw silverware and broke plates. All you have to do to produce one is essentially say, I'm going to feed and house my child but not attempt to influence his behavior in any way. I will instead let the pop-culture, the intardnet, video games, TV, movies, rap music and his peer group raise him.

Ah well.

- SEAGOON
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Post by: DREDIOCK on February 22, 2006, 04:29:34 PM
Baroda, Defending Communism here on the boards:D

Orrrrr

Ladies and Gentlemen.
I present the future leader of his country
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Post by: Makarov9 on February 22, 2006, 04:49:35 PM
Tom Cruise be damned...this kid needs some Ritalin.
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Post by: Scherf on February 22, 2006, 04:53:37 PM
That's correct Seagoon.

Agreed re: the child-rearing stuff too - no Nintendo in our house, never no-how.

(Scherf shuffles away, mumbling "I am in charge ... I AM in charge!")
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Post by: Saintaw on February 22, 2006, 05:14:24 PM
This reminds me of an old story when I had one of my 1st jobs (in college) working in a game retail store. A dad came in to buy a "video game for his kid"... stating that he'd need help setting it up because he didn't know how to (This was back in the NES/Super NES times, all you had to do was to plug in the coax cable)

After stating that, my colleague looked at him intensly and asked

"Do you live nakid in the woods or something?"

:rofl
*I can still see the look on the guy's face!!!

*I have now been a business owner and I know not to act like this with customers.. but it was still very funny back then :D
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Post by: nirvana on February 22, 2006, 05:47:19 PM
Wow.....him and the headshot guy need to meet some time....


BOOM HEADSHOT! (http://media.putfile.com/FPS-doug)
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Post by: RTSigma on February 22, 2006, 06:11:40 PM
There is NO WAY that this is real. The kid is being taped, and is overtly mad/excited over a computer game not playing/playing and getting shot at.


I mean, SERIOUSLY! Who forgot to give him his riddalin pills?
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Post by: superpug1 on February 22, 2006, 08:06:37 PM
what
tha
fu**
lol its Denholm:noid
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Post by: Airscrew on February 22, 2006, 08:25:13 PM
4 years in Germany and I can find a train station, order a bier and get directions to the tolieten.   no clue what he's saying.
I know, my daughter is taking german, she knows more german than I do.  I gave it to her to listen to.   She doesn't know either, says he saying something about playing,...then adds he sounds dangerous, just like my wife when shes PMSing.  :lol

I would also say faked,  and why didnt he burst a vein or something, just listening to him gave me a headache

still funny :rofl
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Post by: gnubee on February 22, 2006, 08:42:20 PM
Two words of advise for all you people thinking of having a bundle of joy of your own...

use condoms.

:eek:
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Post by: MoeRon on February 22, 2006, 09:25:28 PM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/873_1140665062_ilovejuanking.jpg)
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Post by: Maverick on February 22, 2006, 09:30:34 PM
Urchin, after finding the charges from napster, 3 years later. :O
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Post by: lasersailor184 on February 22, 2006, 09:35:31 PM
Why germans and ritalin don't mix?