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Title: This really got his Goat...
Post by: weaselsan on February 24, 2006, 06:57:02 PM
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


                             
(http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/LoveRGoatsAisha6July5th.jpg) The Bride
Title: This really got his Goat...
Post by: xrtoronto on February 24, 2006, 07:23:11 PM
that bride shouldn't be wearing 'white'!

also: if they have an arguement, could they divorce? let's say the husband has an affair with another goat? I'm a little fuzzy on the rules here.:huh
Title: This really got his Goat...
Post by: vorticon on February 24, 2006, 07:45:54 PM
goatback mountain?



oh, and congratulations to the currently anonymous bish pilot...you have to fight harder for the sheep next time
Title: This really got his Goat...
Post by: SOB on February 24, 2006, 07:49:03 PM
Sudanese Sex Goats for only fifty dollars?!  I'll take two!