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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Gie on October 11, 2001, 10:20:00 AM
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[not mine] :rolleyes:
An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic
terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the
Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are
considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a
little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got
me thinking. If we put a baby pig on every airline flight, then all suicide
terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to
go to hell. Additionally, if we drop-shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into
Afghanistan, I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful.
Apparently Muslims dislike the very site of pigs A LOT! They are also
adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few
thousands gallons of cosmopolitans, get themdrunk and turn the pigs loose.
The war would be over in a weekend...
:p
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you might be on to something with the pigs..
but about the alcohol, the "holy warriors" that crashed into the WTC were reportedly spending the time they were not in flight school, chasing dancers at titty bars while consuming the evil drink...to bad no one captured that on film. Be one to show on Terrorist TV.
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Except for the fact that a lot of the terrorists that committed the attacks were out drinking, getting lap dances and soliciting prostitutes the night before the attack. Unless this is misinformation designed to discredit the terrorist back home, I don't think the pig angle would be effective.
Charon
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For all we know they were eating nice big BLTs too :)
Charon
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Im confused. If you bury two pigs togather. What difference does it make?
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Originally posted by easymo:
Im confused. If you bury two pigs togather. What difference does it make?
I think they are afraid Allahhhhhhh will take the wrong one to heaven :)