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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Ripsnort on March 03, 2006, 09:24:47 AM
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:rofl
WEEK ONE
Beans
Bacon
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK TWO
Beans
Ham
Coffee
Whiskey
WEEK THREE
Beans al fresca
Thin-sliced Bacon
Hazelnut Coffee
Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
K-Y gel
WEEK FOUR
Beans en salade
Pancetta
Coffee (espresso grind)
5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
2 tubes K-Y gel
WEEK FIVE
Fresh fava beans
Jasmine rice
Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
Medallions of veal
Porcini mushrooms
1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
1 extra large bottle Astro-glide
WEEK SIX
Yukon Gold potatoes
Heavy whipping cream
Asparagus (very thin)
Organic Eggs
Spanish Lemons
Gruyere cheese (well aged)
Crushed Walnuts
Arugula
Clarified Butter
Extra Virgin Olive oil
Pure Balsamic vinegar
6 yards white silk organdy
6 yards pale ivory taffeta
3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
Large tin Crisco
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LOL
:rofl
You know...I still just can't imagine the series of events that led up to someone saying...."Yea! That's the idea! If anything'll make a successful business investment, it's a gay cowboy movie! The pent up demand is simply incredible! It'll be earth-shattering! Here, take this check..."
..or how 'bout this; "Wait! I'm serious, dammit! I'm an artist. This is a moving love story...a tale of modern-day Romeo and Juliet. Err...Romeo & Romeo, maybe. Anyway...don't you have any sensitivity? It's about love and people and relationships and social oppression and...and...OK, it's a gay cowboy movie."
Where have I been? I still think it's a pretty dumb idea...but, to each their own, I suppose.
Hey, seriously...does anyone know for a fact if this thing paid for itself? Did it perform at all as an investment? How much money had it made prior to the media making an event out of it?
Just curious...
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dunno, but i heard they were making 'bareback mountain 2' shortly, where two gay cowboys get the snot kicked out of them in a saloon at Dodge, and susequently turn straight and run off with each others horses.
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:rofl funny Rip. did you read Ann Coulter's column for this week? funny stuff.
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:rofl That's good, Rip...
Maybe they'll call it 'Broke Horseback Mountain'. Nothing like the relationship between a man and his horse, eh?
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
dunno, but i heard they were making 'bareback mountain 2' shortly, where two gay cowboys get the snot kicked out of them in a saloon at Dodge, and susequently turn straight and run off with each others horses.
Nearly spat out a mouthful of water reading this post you salamander :mad: :p :mad: :p
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Didnt South Park have a bit about gay cowboys eatin puddin before the movie came out?
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There's just too damn much "brokeback mountain" in every media outlet nowadays.
I mean, how come I can't turn on my TV or go to a movie without having to sit through this kind of stuff.
The Duke is turning over in his grave. You can be sure of that!
Faaabulous!
RTR
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Originally posted by RTR
There's just too damn much "brokeback mountain" in every media outlet nowadays.
I mean, how come I can't turn on my TV or go to a movie without having to sit through this kind of stuff.
The Duke is turning over in his grave. You can be sure of that!
Faaabulous!
RTR
No actually the Duke is afraid of what might happen if he turns over right now!
:rofl
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Originally posted by FiLtH
Didnt South Park have a bit about gay cowboys eatin puddin before the movie came out?
Like two years ago yeah. Parker and Stone are prophets.
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Nice one :)
And they are sheep herders not cowboys. And we all thought it was the sheep they molested.
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Right Click and Save.
Summer Storm: http://images.hollywood.com/quicktime/summerstorm_reg_t_low.mov
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Tell me Rip...How was the movie?...:rofl
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Rip's going camping again?
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No gerbils on the list?
Lemmiwinks, noooo!
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Originally posted by RTR
There's just too damn much "brokeback mountain" in every media outlet nowadays.
I mean, how come I can't turn on my TV or go to a movie without having to sit through this kind of stuff.
Relax. Live and let live. Don't take it so personally.
PS-- You said "damn". God doesn't like that. You're going to heck.
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I don't get it. Homosexuals like to eat well? Eating good food makes you gay? The guys that post about smoking and bbqing here are gay?
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Originally posted by FiLtH
Didnt South Park have a bit about gay cowboys eatin puddin before the movie came out?
Yeah, and they said in an interview if they ate pudding in Bareback Mountain they would sue;)
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Someone should call in Josie Wales to straighten this mess out!
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Originally posted by Thrawn
I don't get it. Homosexuals like to eat well? Eating good food makes you gay? The guys that post about smoking and bbqing here are gay?
It’s just fun to make fun of gays and Canadians…
Never mind, you just wouldn’t get it.
eskimo
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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what a hoot...but where is the gold lamet?
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Originally posted by Thrawn
I don't get it. Homosexuals like to eat well? Eating good food makes you gay? The guys that post about smoking and bbqing here are gay?
We're kind of at the Beavis and Butthead level here. K-Y Jelly, huh huh. Subject matter alone does not a good joke make. For good gay humor, see Mr Smithers. :)
Incidentally, I wonder if back in the 19th or early 20th century, it was generally socially acceptable to make "*****" jokes in a similar vein.
Edit-- wow we have a tight nanny filter here :) Substitute a word for "blacks" above.
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Depends where you live. In small towns jokes like the ones above are as common as driving a car
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I just don't get it - I mean if they're gay - wouldn't they be a bull boy?
(if you're real drunk thats slightly amusing...)
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nasty gay blah