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Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 31JUL01
Post by: Ripsnort on July 31, 2001, 11:13:00 AM: (http://albums.photopoint.com/j/View?u=1722739&a=13570446&p=52377715)
Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 31JUL01
Post by: MrBill on July 31, 2001, 11:18:00 AM: Boy! I sure was thirsty. :)
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Post by: LePaul on July 31, 2001, 11:21:00 AM: "....The NTSB Report indicates all the FDB's were seated on the right side of the aircraft, causing the extreme out of balance situation that caused the aircraft to veer off the runway on rollout....The FDB's did manage to exit the aircraft safely, with the drink cart. They have not been seen since."

:)
Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 31JUL01
Post by: Ripsnort on July 31, 2001, 11:23:00 AM: Co-Pilot: "I said 'YOU squeak', not 'YOU DITCH!'"
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Post by: Mathman on July 31, 2001, 11:31:00 AM: "NEED BACKUP GOON TO P14 NOW!!!!"
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Post by: Staga on July 31, 2001, 11:36:00 AM: "I don't understand what happened, That move worked just fine in AH :confused: "
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Post by: AKDejaVu on July 31, 2001, 11:38:00 AM: I wonder how long someone sat on the air-slide before figuring out they weren't going to move.

I also wonder how many people opted for that rear exit.

AKDejaVu
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Post by: Bluefish on July 31, 2001, 12:53:00 PM: Terminal facilities in Brazil found to need drastic upgrade (Kinda like Burbank, but at least you can use the rear exit).
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Post by: LePaul on July 31, 2001, 01:49:00 PM: "Air Brazil: Take-Offs are on time, landings, are optional (yet exciting)"
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Post by: rosco- on July 31, 2001, 01:53:00 PM: Damn it jim im a doctor not a pilot.
Title: CAPTION THIS PHOTO 31JUL01
Post by: Ripsnort on July 31, 2001, 02:16:00 PM: ROTFLOL rosco, good one!
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Post by: skernsk on July 31, 2001, 02:30:00 PM: Here is plane that was manufactured by BOEING on a Friday.

Firestone tires used on the right....Goodyear on the left!

From the black box....
Pilot "Lets get a closer look at the blonde in the convertable....I don't think she's wearing underwear"

Co-pilot - "I think I've just soiled my underwear...nice flying dipshit"
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Post by: Ripsnort on July 31, 2001, 03:08:00 PM: ROTFLOL!
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Post by: buhdman on July 31, 2001, 03:47:00 PM: "Let's see, now. I opened the door. I deployed the slide. I've taken off my shoes. I've jumped onto the slide ... NOW WHY IN HELL AREN'T I GOING ANYWHERE?!?!?!?"
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Post by: SOB on July 31, 2001, 04:57:00 PM: "Next, on America's Most Outrageous Police Chases with John Bunnell..."

"...This pilot decided to go for a wild ride in the sky. And thought he'd be well out of reach of the authorities too, but he didn't count on the long arm of the law!"
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Post by: mason22 on July 31, 2001, 09:25:00 PM: the new 737 attraction at Schlitterbahn!!
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Post by: Hangtime on July 31, 2001, 09:55:00 PM: 15 seconds before the accident; 'lil Jimmy in the back gets his frequency synthesized walkie-talkie tuned on the flight decks frequency.

"..break right; BREAK RIGHT; VULCHERS COMMIN IN!"

Or....

Copilot: "It's ok, skipper... I'da never figured the baggage cart driver for a HO dweeb either..."
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Post by: Hangtime on July 31, 2001, 10:05:00 PM: *BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
*DING* ..the cabin doors are open...
*BONG* ..the key is in the ignition...
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Post by: Duckwing6 on August 01, 2001, 08:25:00 AM: ROFLMAO Hang i love that one :)
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Post by: Ripsnort on August 01, 2001, 08:48:00 AM: Good one hang! Heheheh!
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Post by: indian on August 01, 2001, 11:07:00 AM: For those who have heard it on a real plane.

To low gear!
Whoop Whoop Pull up!
Terrain! Terrain!
Speed Brakes Speed Brakes
Whoop Whoop Whoop
Evacuate! evacuate!

Damn firestone's just about time to rotate and blaammoo!! Right side tires blow!