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Title: Caption this photo:
Post by: DA98 on July 31, 2001, 05:53:00 PM

(http://www.f4community.com/screenshots/77573b8e18f5c39e6e47a0a4553d7b98.gif)

  :eek:

Title: Caption this photo:
Post by: Midnight on July 31, 2001, 06:41:00 PM

So the parking brake is this lever on the left, right?

or

The Eagle has Landed

or

Not suprisingly, airman Johnson's dreams of becoming a fighter ace were quickly erased by the sudden screech of twisting metal

or

11:00 News Flash

An elderly pilot crashes his F-15 fighter jet through the front wall of hanger bay 20 at Eglin AFB today.

Although no one was hurt, authorities say that no offical charges have been filed, but are still investigating the cause of the crash.

When interviewed by reporters, the elderly pilot was quoated as saying, "I thought it was in reverse, but when I pushed the throttle, the plane went into the wall instead."

[ 07-31-2001: Message edited by: Midnight ]

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Post by: Hangtime on July 31, 2001, 11:41:00 PM

"*Ding* The hanger door is closed... "
"*Ding* The hanger door is closed... "
"*Ding* The hanger door is closed... "

**CRASH**

"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."
"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."
"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."

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Post by: Serapis on August 01, 2001, 10:27:00 AM

Quote

"*Ding* The hanger door is adjar.."

Tha hanger door is not a JAR, it a DOOR dammit!

Charon

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Post by: Bluefish on August 01, 2001, 10:33:00 AM

Lizzie Grubman tries to rid air force base of white trash.

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Post by: Maverick on August 01, 2001, 06:39:00 PM

Lessee, genuine Air Force flight manual.

1. Preflight plane                    (check)

2. Start engine                       (check)

3. Check oil pressure and temperature. (check)

4. Enable ground steering             (check)

5. Open hanger door before taxi to runway (oopsy!)  :o


Mav  :D

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Post by: StSanta on August 02, 2001, 06:54:00 AM

"The Chinese government has after the latest incident accused an American hangar of deliberatedly ramming one of their fighters".

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Post by: Cleaner on August 02, 2001, 09:29:00 AM

Lockheed announces there new Stealth FHDTF (flying hangar door tacticle fighter).

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Post by: Nifty on August 02, 2001, 09:36:00 AM

F-15 strike eagle - $30,000,000
bottle of scotch - $25
picture of you trying to taxi your F-15 after drinking the bottle of scotch - priceless.

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Post by: buhdman on August 02, 2001, 05:31:00 PM

(* Taking the opaque visor off of his helmet *) "Damn, there goes my instrument flight rating"

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Post by: grizz on August 02, 2001, 09:02:00 PM

"I'm not actually a fighter pilot. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night."

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Post by: rosco- on August 02, 2001, 09:11:00 PM

Look ma no hands

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Post by: Weave on August 03, 2001, 05:44:00 AM

That hanger door is definetly undermodeled.  :D

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Post by: Corwin on August 03, 2001, 07:47:00 AM

Fred had never come to grips with the monsters of his id.  Despite becoming a career military officer and a gifted aviator, the sleek thrusting shape of the plane and the comparatively yielding surface of the door ahead of him beckoned his hand to engage the throttle in one massive Freudian spasm.

As Fred sat back in the cockpit, spent and satiated,  his mind wandered to thoughts of a career in long haul trucking.