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Title: What goes through your head when you're on an airliner...
Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 08:54:34 AM: and the FAs are doing their safety briefing?

I usually wonder what the cute ones look like naked. This helps!

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Post by: Ripsnort on March 22, 2006, 09:00:41 AM: ...If its a Northwest Airlines flight, I tend to wonder if the pilot has been drinking.:O
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Post by: FUNKED1 on March 22, 2006, 09:05:04 AM: Dude those implants can be used as a flotation device.
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 22, 2006, 09:20:53 AM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Dude those implants can be used as a flotation device.

:rofl

I wouldn't mind using them for an oxygen mask in case of an emergency, that way I could be coming, and going, at the same time.
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Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 10:24:58 AM: Just remember to hug those cushions tightly to your chest!
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Post by: Sox62 on March 22, 2006, 10:52:44 AM: I always thought it was important to know where the flotation device was.I could use it to soften the impact when the jet slams into the water at 450 knots.
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Post by: Saintaw on March 22, 2006, 10:57:33 AM: Can't further comment. I think I'm in luv :confused:
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Post by: Curval on March 22, 2006, 10:57:53 AM: I make sure I know where the emergency exits are, then I go back to reading my book.
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Post by: Airscrew on March 22, 2006, 11:01:42 AM: "New saftey device on airliners, Air Bags."
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Post by: Dinger on March 22, 2006, 11:13:21 AM: With Saw. Figure out how many rows of bodies I need to go over in each direction to get out. Then I go back to reading, and wait for the beverage service for the rest.

Haven't seen many major "floatation devices" on the airlines, not even the european ones.
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Post by: beet1e on March 22, 2006, 11:19:21 AM: -depends whether it's a Boeing or an Airbus. I'm going either way! ;):lol
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Post by: Curval on March 22, 2006, 12:50:43 PM: Dinger, I think it is you and I who are on the "same page". Saw is the one who is in love.:)
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Post by: Maverick on March 22, 2006, 12:58:18 PM: Quote
Originally posted by beet1e
- I'm going either way! ;):lol

So you decided to come out of the closet huh.
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Post by: Hangtime on March 22, 2006, 01:33:19 PM: they have closets for meterosexual women thumpers?
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Post by: beet1e on March 22, 2006, 02:06:32 PM: Oh touché! I am... underwhelmed by the originality! :lol
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Post by: beet1e on March 22, 2006, 02:08:12 PM: Just an aside - but I really liked the A340 from London to Bahrain. A very quiet plane, and I was able to sleep. Didn't see the engine nacelles though. ;)
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Post by: AWMac on March 22, 2006, 03:30:39 PM: Beet1e gives a whole new meaning to...

"I'd Hit It!"

:D

J/K

Mac
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Post by: beet1e on March 22, 2006, 03:37:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Beet1e gives a whole new meaning to...

"I'd Hit It!"
why don't you make yourself useful, and start a prayer thread or a "brought tears to my eyes" thread. You're good at those.
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Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 03:54:04 PM: Keep that stuff out of my thread. Watch the boobies, comment on the boobies or don't say anything at all.
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Post by: Tarmac on March 22, 2006, 03:58:28 PM: That's so annoying I had to watch it muted.

Twice.
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Post by: AWMac on March 22, 2006, 04:01:27 PM: Well thank you Beet1e... glad you liked them.

It's REAL Life issues that tend to provide/recieve support from a great Community in times of need.

Let's see we've had loved ones pass away, Victims of Hurricanes and a Tsunami, some in here have gone thru surgeries... the list goes on. Yet we drop the BS and pull together.

There's alotta good people in here Beet1e. Maybe they could help ya with anger management?

Don't be afraid to ask, we're all Human and not perfect.

Mac
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Post by: Saintaw on March 22, 2006, 04:48:13 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Curval
Dinger, I think it is you and I who are on the "same page". Saw is the one who is in love.:)

CUrval, don't get me wrong, that was just french for saying the same thing... ve have our vays...
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Post by: beet1e on March 22, 2006, 05:05:02 PM: :confused:

I'm not angry
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Post by: RAIDER14 on March 22, 2006, 05:05:19 PM: you ask the hott flight attendant if those are carry on or does she check those
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Post by: Debonair on March 22, 2006, 05:28:57 PM: I'm always reminded of red licorice
http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=11
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Post by: DREDIOCK on March 22, 2006, 05:34:31 PM: See now if they gave the safety instructions this way I bet a lot more people would pay attention to what they were saying....

Then again,
Maybe not LMAO

That being said. Im now going to say something I usually only reserve for special occasions.

"I'd do em":D
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Post by: Wolf14 on March 22, 2006, 06:23:51 PM: I tend to wonder what I will have time to think or do from the time I know the plane is going down till the forward fuselage crumbles and races towards me.
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Post by: RAIDER14 on March 22, 2006, 06:28:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Wolf14
I tend to wonder what I will have time to think or do from the time I know the plane is going down till the forward fuselage crumbles and races towards me.

if you have time to think probaly doesn't take long for a MD-80 to hit the ground from 35,000ft.
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Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 06:40:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RAIDER14
if you have time to think probaly doesn't take long for a MD-80 to hit the ground from 35,000ft.

That's not funny. Think Alaska Airlines.
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Post by: RAIDER14 on March 22, 2006, 06:42:17 PM: you mean the Alaska Airlines plane that had that crack in the side of the plane?:huh :confused: :confused:
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Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 06:47:47 PM: No the Mad Dog that had a trim failure and dropped into the ocean.

http://69.57.136.18/cvrfiles2/asa261.wav
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Post by: RAIDER14 on March 22, 2006, 06:52:50 PM: what about the people on united 232 what do you think they were thinking??
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Post by: Scatcat on March 22, 2006, 06:58:03 PM: I always think about TWA 800 and the fire ball it became. Just think of all the aircraft that likely need wiring upgrades in the fuel tanks and the airlines keep lobbying to avoid.
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Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 07:01:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by RAIDER14
what about the people on united 232 what do you think they were thinking??

Not about being funny or jokes about crashes that really happened.
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Post by: RAIDER14 on March 22, 2006, 07:03:41 PM: I'm not either jus wodering didn't someone jump from the plane right before it hit or that might have been hollywood saw that in the 232 movie
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Post by: Golfer on March 22, 2006, 08:42:54 PM: Nobody's going to be jumping out of an out of control airliner.

Swearingen's test pilot rode in the SJ30 in April of 2003. Was in communication with the chase plane. When told to get out they replied to the effect that they could not move.

I'd say that's hollywood all the way.
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Post by: RAIDER14 on March 22, 2006, 09:22:36 PM: Flight 232 (http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96781308/K=flight+232/v=2/OID=7713d4868d44fe44/SID=w/l=VDP/;_ylt=A9G_e7ZCFCJEauMANij8w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124d5caa6/EXP=1143170499/*-http%3A//www.texasfirelighttheater.com/flt232.mpeg)
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Post by: JTs on March 22, 2006, 09:29:09 PM: hope golfer didnt get a bigger plane.
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Post by: Pooh21 on March 22, 2006, 11:05:09 PM: note emergency exit location and those next to it in case the pilot flubs the take off.

note proximity and number of middle easterners, cause the second they stand up in a group the first ones gonna get his head twisted off his shoulders.

go back to my book.
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Post by: Debonair on March 23, 2006, 12:27:10 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Pooh21
note emergency exit location and those next to it in case the pilot flubs the take off.

note proximity and number of middle easterners, cause the second they stand up in a group the first ones gonna get his head twisted off his shoulders.

go back to my book.

Just because I'm from Northern VA doesn't make me a terst
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Post by: AWMac on March 23, 2006, 08:23:04 AM: Quote
Originally posted by beet1e
:confused:

I'm not angry

Denial? Sure you're angry. You suppress it at times and then you lash out when it builds up. I've seen you do that so many times.

But someday you'll take that first step and seek help. We'll all be there for you Beet1e.

Mac
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Post by: krazyhorse on March 23, 2006, 09:33:20 AM: It starts as I board the plane , I look around and see who is a bit queezy about getting in the plane , once in , I watch for those people and hope for turbulance , I find people puking during flight very entertaining as long as not seated beside of me :D
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Post by: beet1e on March 23, 2006, 09:37:24 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AWMac
Denial? Sure you're angry. You suppress it at times and then you lash out when it builds up. I've seen you do that so many times.

But someday you'll take that first step and seek help. We'll all be there for you Beet1e.
Awwwww... I'm touched! :o And will you start a prayer thread for me? :lol
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Post by: Golfer on March 23, 2006, 09:53:53 AM: Mac and Beetle...CEASE FIRE!!!

Focus on the boobies or shaddup, please.