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Title: "Short final..."
Post by: Xjazz on April 26, 2001, 05:32:00 AM

Rofl!

Do you like these?

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.

Problem: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed.

Problem: Number three engine missing.
Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: Volume set to more believable level.

Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem #1: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid.
Solution #1: #2 Propeller seepage normal.
Problem #2: #1,#3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage.

Problem: The autopilot doesn't.
Signed off: IT DOES NOW.

Read mnore
 http://www.avweb.com/other/shfinal.html (http://www.avweb.com/other/shfinal.html)

Xjazz

Title: "Short final..."
Post by: AKDejaVu on April 26, 2001, 07:38:00 AM

Problem: Weapons failed to arm
Solution: Weapons system ON/OFF switch position adjusted.

Title: "Short final..."
Post by: Sturm on April 26, 2001, 08:21:00 AM

Can someone post them all I can't get to this site from work, damn proxy