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Title: just gained two buckle holes on my belt
Post by: Yeager on March 24, 2006, 01:57:43 PM
Thats right folks.  

I been feelin a bit plugged up the past few days.

Well, I just got back from the loo and let me tell you something, I must have laid at least a five pound **** in that porcelin bowl.  The backlog is gone, the logjam is cleared.  The pipeline is now back in action and Im hungry all over again :D
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Post by: Mustaine on March 24, 2006, 01:59:31 PM
and that is truly exciting news. can you please describe the color, scent, and consistency in a more detailed fashion for those here keenly attuned to your bowel functions?
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Post by: Nilsen on March 24, 2006, 02:00:00 PM
Thank you for sharing :)
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Post by: Mustaine on March 24, 2006, 02:03:00 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Thank you for sharing :)
he give you a piece of it?
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Post by: Yeager on March 24, 2006, 02:04:07 PM
can you please describe the color, scent, and consistency in a more detailed fashion
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Colour was light earth.

Scent was mild, kind of peppery with a hint of chocolate.

Consistency was a healthy mixture solid-liquid 40-60 except at the front of the line.  Must have been a hairball or something, roughly the diameter of a tennis ball.  Was a bit painfull at first but the overall sensation was one of great relief.
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Post by: beet1e on March 24, 2006, 02:15:30 PM
Sounds like you did the All Bran challenge! :lol
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Post by: Nilsen on March 24, 2006, 02:15:56 PM
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Originally posted by Mustaine
he give you a piece of it?


Every time he posts :D
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Post by: Furball on March 24, 2006, 02:17:04 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Every time he posts :D


:lol

neilson did a funneh.
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Post by: Mustaine on March 24, 2006, 02:25:15 PM
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Every time he posts :D
zing!

you should do stand up :aok
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Post by: Curval on March 24, 2006, 02:25:50 PM
Take a picture and fire it off to rate my poo dot com
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Post by: Saintaw on March 24, 2006, 03:57:42 PM
and.. you just happened to 'stumble' on that one hmmm Curval?
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Post by: Mustaine on March 24, 2006, 04:00:12 PM
it's probably a shameless plug because he hosts it. :confused: :lol
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Post by: Dago on March 24, 2006, 04:06:41 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Thats right folks.  

I been feelin a bit plugged up the past few days.

Well, I just got back from the loo and let me tell you something, I must have laid at least a five pound **** in that porcelin bowl.  The backlog is gone, the logjam is cleared.  The pipeline is now back in action and Im hungry all over again :D


I did the same yesterday, I named it "beet1e".   :rofl
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Post by: RTR on March 24, 2006, 04:11:23 PM
So, did this "5 Pounder" taper at the end or was it cut off square?

Which section of the newspaper were you reading at the time?

Man, these are the times of our lives ain't they!

ROFL!

Glad yer a bit "lighter" Yeager. All kidding aside it's gotta be a relief!

cheers,
RTR
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Post by: beet1e on March 24, 2006, 04:11:46 PM
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Originally posted by Dago
I did the same yesterday, I named it "beet1e".   :rofl
LOL - so you admit you were full of chit? - and probably still are! :rofl
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Post by: GtoRA2 on March 24, 2006, 04:27:49 PM
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Originally posted by Saintaw
and.. you just happened to 'stumble' on that one hmmm Curval?


Isn't that the national web site of Germany?
Title: Re: Re: just gained two buckle holes on my belt
Post by: GtoRA2 on March 24, 2006, 04:28:43 PM
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Originally posted by Dago
I did the same yesterday, I named it "beet1e".   :rofl


That so wrong, your turn prolly is not nearly boring enough to be a beet1e.  Maybe a Stega would have been better:D
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Post by: Bear76 on March 24, 2006, 05:23:16 PM
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Originally posted by Yeager
Thats right folks.  

I been feelin a bit plugged up the past few days.

Well, I just got back from the loo and let me tell you something, I must have laid at least a five pound **** in that porcelin bowl.  The backlog is gone, the logjam is cleared.  The pipeline is now back in action and Im hungry all over again :D


Hmm five pounds huh? Isn't that about the weight of the human brain? No wonder you feel better. You cleared your head:D
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Post by: NUTTZ on March 24, 2006, 05:35:36 PM
Yeah, i hate when they don't go down and you have to reach in and snap it's neck...

NUTTZ

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Originally posted by Yeager
Thats right folks.  

I been feelin a bit plugged up the past few days.

Well, I just got back from the loo and let me tell you something, I must have laid at least a five pound **** in that porcelin bowl.  The backlog is gone, the logjam is cleared.  The pipeline is now back in action and Im hungry all over again :D
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Post by: BlueJ1 on March 24, 2006, 05:44:08 PM
His eyes have gone from brown back to blue now.
Title: Re: Re: just gained two buckle holes on my belt
Post by: Meatwad on March 24, 2006, 06:04:00 PM
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Originally posted by NUTTZ
Yeah, i hate when they don't go down and you have to reach in and snap it's neck...

NUTTZ



I dont want to know any more about that lol:rofl
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Post by: Ripsnort on March 24, 2006, 06:20:31 PM
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Originally posted by NUTTZ
Yeah, i hate when they don't go down and you have to reach in and snap it's neck...

NUTTZ
Ewwwwwwwwwww! :huh :rofl  (We used to call those Snapping Turtle Turds when I was growing up! :D )
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Post by: DREDIOCK on March 24, 2006, 06:30:51 PM
Ok, whos got a link to the Cheech & Chong Ralph and herbie bit

"wow! did I do that??" lmao
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Post by: xrtoronto on March 24, 2006, 06:49:03 PM
THE FLUSH HEARD ROUND THE WORLD!


...to be honest, we had temporary water pressure flucuations here along the East coast
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Post by: deSelys on March 24, 2006, 08:29:02 PM
chittiest thread ever!
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Post by: Morpheus on March 24, 2006, 10:47:10 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
LOL - so you admit you were full of chit? - and probably still are! :rofl


Beetle just pwn3d himself.

Nothing out of the ordinary I guess.
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Post by: rpm on March 24, 2006, 11:59:00 PM
Poor Lemmiwinks. :(
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Post by: Yeager on March 25, 2006, 01:14:55 AM
havent any of you guys ever experienced the thrill and the joy of blowing a 3 day old buttplug?
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Post by: rpm on March 25, 2006, 01:26:09 AM
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Originally posted by Yeager
havent any of you guys ever experienced the thrill and the joy of blowing a 3 day old buttplug?
:confused:
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Post by: beet1e on March 25, 2006, 02:00:35 AM
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Originally posted by Morpheus
Beetle just pwn3d himself.

Nothing out of the ordinary I guess.
LOL Morph! I really did laugh out loud at that! :lol
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Post by: Monk on March 25, 2006, 02:06:53 AM
Nice, do you have one of them German toilet bowls with the ledge.  great piece of work, lets you examine your stools......top noch.  Sometimes you need to help it along though.......a poke with the brush "come on buddy get on down"
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Post by: Waffle on March 25, 2006, 02:13:00 AM
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Originally posted by NUTTZ
Yeah, i hate when they don't go down and you have to reach in and snap it's neck...

NUTTZ



Those a very special and should be taken with the utmost amzement and awe.

It's not everyday your visted by "El Mahon"
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Post by: flakbait on March 25, 2006, 02:39:12 AM
I can hear the headlines now...

"Man dies trying to hatch monster loaf!" :rofl


More excrement fun...
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_02.htm


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Title: just gained two buckle holes on my belt
Post by: beet1e on March 25, 2006, 02:43:00 AM
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Originally posted by Monk
Nice, do you have one of them German toilet bowls with the ledge.  great piece of work, lets you examine your stools......top noch.  Sometimes you need to help it along though.......a poke with the brush "come on buddy get on down"
:rofl

Eek - they have those things in Austria too! I don't like those at all, especially after a friend told me his story - he's one of those guys who remains seated for arse wiping - and put his hand in *it*. :(
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Post by: WhiteHawk on March 25, 2006, 08:36:29 AM
using my superior mechanical and engineering skills, I have installed a 1 hp, 3450 rpm motor with a blender impeller at the bottom of my toilet.  (the motor on the outside).  This has a 2 fold function.  In the event of a 'nessie', I can turn on the motor and grind the  thing up into tiny bits, ideal for eliminating those, 'washing my hands while the crapper is overflowing' situations.  Also, in the event of a lockup, I can reverse the motor and suck out the bottlenecker.  This requires use of the seat belt, which i discovered the need for through trial and error.:confused:
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Post by: BlueJ1 on March 25, 2006, 09:41:10 AM
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Originally posted by WhiteHawk
using my superior mechanical and engineering skills, I have installed a 1 hp, 3450 rpm motor with a blender impeller at the bottom of my toilet.  (the motor on the outside).  This has a 2 fold function.  In the event of a 'nessie', I can turn on the motor and grind the  thing up into tiny bits, ideal for eliminating those, 'washing my hands while the crapper is overflowing' situations.  Also, in the event of a lockup, I can reverse the motor and suck out the bottlenecker.  This requires use of the seat belt, which i discovered the need for through trial and error.:confused:


Im not sure if I should be amazed by this or grossed out.
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Post by: Monk on March 25, 2006, 12:26:11 PM
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Originally posted by beet1e
:rofl

Eek - they have those things in Austria too! I don't like those at all, especially after a friend told me his story - he's one of those guys who remains seated for arse wiping - and put his hand in *it*. :(


Another thing comes to mind is when you just got rid of a big one, something Yeager is talking about, them foot long ones.  Well they sit on the ledge, not really completely out and you need to stand a bit and shake.