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Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 28, 2006, 10:32:22 PM: Think I will upset some tree hugging hippeis and a do a speech on PETA bashing. It has to be done with monroe's motivated sequence, so this will fit in perfect.

ATTENTION GETTER STEP - tell a short story

NEED STEP (show a problem exists) - talk about how peta lies to the public and resembles 1939 germany by their actions

SATISFACTION STEP (offer solutions) - have to think about how to ignore or beat them at their own game or something similar

VISUALIZATION STEP - life with peta sissies in control

ACTION STEP - boycott peta

Its a very rough draft but I think I will get some sissies crying over it. Nothing says lovin like a big side of beef
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: EN4CER on March 28, 2006, 10:42:29 PM: Why do I want to go Vegan?

Just kidding Meatwad - I think your off to a good start. Bait could use a little more sauce tho.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 28, 2006, 11:20:25 PM: I just came up with the idea a few hours ago since I needed a topic tomorrow. Long as the topic gets approved, it'll be a speech. Figured it would be more interesting then speeches telling you why you should drink pepsi or the effects of smoking.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: BlueJ1 on March 29, 2006, 05:31:16 AM: RIP Barbie.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: EN4CER on March 29, 2006, 07:23:04 AM: A little visual aid for your speech Meatwad -

(http://www.bobinskifamily.com/extra/animalrights-thumb.jpg)
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Sabre on March 29, 2006, 03:38:42 PM: Or my personal favorite...

"There's room for all God's creatures...right between the green beans and the mashed potatoes!" :t
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Post by: AWMac on March 29, 2006, 03:46:40 PM: Ahhh another PETA War?

I loved the last one... good ones like sex with Bambie, The rat that landed in the soup, and the Asian neighbours dogs..
Was a Riot!!

Rather do another Stripper Girls Invasion. LOL

:aok

Mac
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Post by: dmf on March 29, 2006, 03:57:42 PM: Hey I'm a member of PETA

P=people
E=eating
T=tasty
A=animals

Oh I like trees too, they give me plenty of shade in the summer to cook steak on my grill:)

BTW don't get me started on peta. I have issues with people that tell me I need to stop eating.
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Post by: Meatwad on March 29, 2006, 05:05:41 PM: Its approved and I will work on it over the weekend. I am gonna find the worst dirt I can find on them (which should be easy) and rip them a new one. There is one woman in there that absolutely loves animals and might be a peta wannabe, so it will be even more fun. Maybe I can use my possum pucture and photoshop a sign in it that says "down with peta" or "eat me, im tasty"
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Nomde on March 29, 2006, 05:23:46 PM: Rut Roh.....
I sense another PETA BBS blitz will soon be immenent.....

Plz email me, I gotta get in on this :D
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Post by: Seraphim on March 29, 2006, 10:48:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
Its approved and I will work on it over the weekend. I am gonna find the worst dirt I can find on them (which should be easy) and rip them a new one. There is one woman in there that absolutely loves animals and might be a peta wannabe, so it will be even more fun. Maybe I can use my possum pucture and photoshop a sign in it that says "down with peta" or "eat me, im tasty"

Meatwad, there's a great show by Penn & Teller that was on cable, called Bull----, one of their best episodes was on peta, how they set fire to some establishments, how they lie & cheat, and even attack people to get their 'point' across. I think they have some of their stuff on showtime's website. Good stuff.
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Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on March 29, 2006, 10:50:05 PM: (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/Sixguns58/rs0019.jpg)
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Seraphim on March 29, 2006, 10:58:21 PM: Link for the show:
Penn & Teller (http://www.sho.com/site/ptbs/prevepisodes.do?episodeid=s2/peta)

That may be a little excessive star...but that's just my opinion:huh
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Post by: GtoRA2 on March 29, 2006, 11:21:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c118/Sixguns58/rs0019.jpg)

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

In a sick way! lol
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Post by: Meatwad on March 29, 2006, 11:27:30 PM: That link was pretty neat, too bad I dont have Showtime though. :(
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Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on March 30, 2006, 11:16:34 AM: Quote
Originally posted by GtoRA2
That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

In a sick way! lol

I just knew there'd be another PETA thread someday. :) It was inevitable.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 11:21:15 AM: oh oh oh brainstorm!

Hows about I go onto the peta BB and start a thread about having to do a speech on peta. I'll let it run its counrse and then blindside them that I will be doing it about how EVIL peta is and that they are the equivelant to islamic extremists.

Aw yeah baby, JACKPOT! :D
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Post by: Mustaine on March 30, 2006, 11:25:56 AM: isn't like everyone perma-banned from their forums?

i still get emails from those tulips on the one shades i had over there. dont knwo the login / name anymore though lol
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 11:29:59 AM: I was still able to get there and I just registered. I am stinkybait and I want to do a speech about PETA but need help.....
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Post by: EN4CER on March 30, 2006, 12:35:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
oh oh oh brainstorm!

Hows about I go onto the peta BB and start a thread about having to do a speech on peta. I'll let it run its counrse and then blindside them that I will be doing it about how EVIL peta is and that they are the equivelant to islamic extremists.

Aw yeah baby, JACKPOT! :D

Didn't a bunch of guys from this forum go over to the Peta BBS last year or 2 years ago and give the mods there heart failure and a stroke? :lol
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Sandman on March 30, 2006, 12:58:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
That link was pretty neat, too bad I dont have Showtime though. :(

Ahem... torrent.
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Post by: BlueJ1 on March 30, 2006, 01:47:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by EN4CER
Didn't a bunch of guys from this forum go over to the Peta BBS last year or 2 years ago and give the mods there heart failure and a stroke? :lol

That we didd. But we realized we were trolling in a bunch of teens and they only read the first post and comment on that. Not the whole thing. One of us hada deer by the name of Barbie in their garage. He nursed it back to health then had sex with it and ate it. And petards continued to say how great he was and how everyone should look up to him.

Good times.
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Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 01:51:59 PM: I remember that, I hadnt had so much fun since freaky fridays down at the strip club
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Post by: dmf on March 30, 2006, 04:12:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mustaine
isn't like everyone perma-banned from their forums?

i still get emails from those tulips on the one shades i had over there. dont knwo the login / name anymore though lol

A friend of mine has been banned from their site, their building, and any event they sponsor, appear at, or host :lol, and trust me he doesn't lose any sleep over it either.
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Post by: Mustaine on March 30, 2006, 04:14:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by dmf
A friend of mine has been banned from their site, their building, and any event they sponsor, appear at, or host :lol, and trust me he doesn't lose any sleep over it either.
LMAO :aok

i think i had 2 shades accounts over there banned, but i know some here got hit by the mods alot worse on our last foray into animal rights :lol
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 04:22:14 PM: I went fishing

http://streetteam.peta2.com/public/folder_view.cfm?pageid=341&option=view_thread&postid=1593785&folderid=727
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: BlueJ1 on March 30, 2006, 04:25:50 PM: I had 5 accounts banned from their boards. And a few nasty emails.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 04:27:02 PM: They were mad becuase you didnt share Barbie with them :rofl
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: BlueJ1 on March 30, 2006, 04:36:26 PM: I had sexual relations with a hamster I believe. No deer for me. To feisty.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 08:17:23 PM: whee dogie I got a biter. Should I play with it or shoot it?
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: dmf on March 30, 2006, 08:30:34 PM: Play with it. Have some fun, get baned and go to town on them.
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 30, 2006, 08:38:08 PM: :) *gives the line a jerk*

someone here have any useful information they can post in my thread? Hows about something that refers to a wounded "doe" that someone took care of in their heated garage
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: Meatwad on March 31, 2006, 05:05:26 PM: The fish swam away, didnt even put up a fight. Time to start some trouble
Title: Speech about evil PETA
Post by: dmf on March 31, 2006, 08:12:56 PM: I dated a guy for a while that fished, he said to catch a shark, chum the water:)

I gotta register on that site just to watch the fun LOL