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Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: Shuckins on March 31, 2006, 01:50:12 PM

Complete Protection from the Living Dead;  by Max Brooks  (255 pgs.)

One of my sons just bought this paperback.  When he's done with it I'm gonna read it cause...you never know.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:

1.  Organize before they rise!

2.  They feel no fear, why should you?

3.  Use your head:  cut off theirs.

4.  Blades don't need reloading.

5.  Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6.  Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7.  Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8.  Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9.  No place is safe, only safer.

10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset - life.  This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it.  "The Zombie Survival Guide" offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against theliving dead.  It is a book that can save your life.

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: SMIDSY on March 31, 2006, 01:52:00 PM

all the zombie killing info can be found in the link in my sig.:aok

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: OOZ662 on March 31, 2006, 01:56:58 PM

The book. (http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/7838/)

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: BlueJ1 on March 31, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

Ive thumbed through it before. Fun to read.

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: Skuzzy on March 31, 2006, 02:09:11 PM

Those same rules would work well against my in-laws!  WOOT!

......OMG!!!  They ARE ZOMBIES!

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: lazs2 on March 31, 2006, 03:27:01 PM

I have no problem with reloading.

lazs

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: Maverick on March 31, 2006, 04:00:36 PM

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Those same rules would work well against my in-laws!  WOOT!

......OMG!!!  They ARE ZOMBIES!

Well if you do get around to dealing with them, would you include my mother in law as well? She lives in the Houston area...........







please??????

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: lazs2 on March 31, 2006, 04:03:15 PM

there is a house full of em down the street...  early in the day they don't move around much but they get loud and even develop some rudimentary tool skills later on in the afternoon and evening.

lazs

Title: The Zombie Survival Guide:
Post by: Chairboy on March 31, 2006, 07:33:57 PM

Great book, bought it when it came out.

The book is far better than the back page quoted above.  Lots of great common sense tips for dealing with zombie attack, and the entire book is written without a trace of mirth.  Nobody likes a comic who laughs at his own jokes, and this excellent book avoids that most excellently.