Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Maverick on May 01, 2001, 11:40:00 PM
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The Los Angeles Driver's License Application Since driving conditions (and culture) are
unique in L.A., you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor
Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles
Metropolitan Area. Here it is:
GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION:
Name: ___________________________
Stage name: __________________________
Agent's Name: __________________________
Attorney's Name: _______________________
Actual Age: _____ Admitted Age: ______
Sex:
[ ] male [ ] female [ ] formerly male [ ] formerly female [ ] both [ ] neither
If female, indicate breast implant size: _______
Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any
way? Yes [ ] No [ ]
Occupation:
[ ] Lawyer [ ] Actor/Waiter [ ] Film-maker/Self-employed [ ] Writer [ ] Car Dealer
[ ] Pan-handler [ ] Agent [ ] Hooker/Transvestite [ ] Other; please
explain:___________________________
Please list brand of cell phone: ________________________ (If you don't own a cell
phone, please explain.) ________________
Please check hair color:
Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde
Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skin-head
Men: Please list shade of hair plugs ________________
Please indicate if you have Automobile Insurance: [ ] Yes [ ] No
If Yes, please explain: _________________
Please check activities you perform while driving (Check all that apply):
[ ] Eating a wrap [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the
back seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning
[X] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) [ ] Watching TV
[ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop [ ] Reading a book or newspaper.
Please indicate how many times:
a) you expect to shoot at other drivers _____
b) and how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____.
If you are the victim of a car-jacking, you should immediately:
a) [ ] Call the police to report the crime; b) [ ] Call Channel 4 News
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Having driven in D.C. for the past six months, I'd rather drive in Los Angeles. Northern Virgina, Maryland and D.C. are full of moronic drivers.
It seems to me that in the back of your mind in L.A. is the fact that if you're rude to someone on the road, you just might get shot at. Sure it's probably an unreasonable assumption, but the drivers in L.A. aren't nearly as impolite as they are in the D.C. area. That's just the regular people, the amazinhunks with diplomatic plates are absolutely the WORST! Oh... and the cab drivers... shreck them too!
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[This message has been edited by Sandman_SBM (edited 05-02-2001).]
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Welcome to VA, I agree I have driven in the worst cities and nothing compares to DC. took me 8 hours to get to Baltimore going thru DC one time. normal driving 3-4 hours.
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