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Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Hangtime on March 31, 2006, 11:23:35 PM: The Big Man explains Starbucks (http://mms://68.178.174.134/BigMan/sStarbucks_01_06.wmv)

Caution.. contains a little (ahem) brooklyn profanity.

:D
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Monk on April 01, 2006, 06:15:56 AM: Nice.......:D
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: CHECKERS on April 01, 2006, 06:24:56 AM: Thanks ...
That's funny .....:rofl
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Ripsnort on April 01, 2006, 09:05:49 AM: :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: lazs2 on April 01, 2006, 09:23:42 AM: I bet people who go to starbucks understand american idol.

lazs
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Gunslinger on April 01, 2006, 10:04:13 AM: I am pleased to say I do not go to starbucks. Give me burnt 7-11 coffee any day.
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 01, 2006, 05:53:04 PM: Right effen on baby.

Starbucks = vastly overpriced mediocre coffee

Now, Have that guy loose about 60 pounds and not yell as much when hes saying that. And he could pass for my father in law.
LOL
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 01, 2006, 06:10:07 PM: Just visited the guys site.
Correction to my prior statement.

This guy and my father in law HAVE to somehow be related.

Both with the same mannerisms, views and when my father in law gets going about somthing. Manner of speach.

LOL go to the website and under the Videos section. Play the one called "Terrorists"
This guy mirrors my sentiments exactly on how to deal with terrorists
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: CHECKERS on April 01, 2006, 06:58:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by lazs2
I bet people who go to starbucks understand american idol.

lazs

Exactly....... yuppiestudmuffins..... :t

CHECKERS
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: lazs2 on April 02, 2006, 10:05:40 AM: If you feel comfortable at a starbucks then there is something really wrong with you.

lazs
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 02, 2006, 10:16:21 AM: Notice how many people there are NOT posting in this thread :D
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Nilsen on April 02, 2006, 10:35:36 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Notice how many people there are NOT posting in this thread :D

woops.. IM HERE!!! IM HERE NOW YOU SEE!! :o
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: StarOfAfrica2 on April 02, 2006, 12:35:38 PM: Hehe, that was the funniest g****mn thing Ive heard in a while. :)
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: LePaul on April 02, 2006, 02:33:04 PM: Love your hat, Hang :D
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: DREDIOCK on April 02, 2006, 06:42:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Nilsen
woops.. IM HERE!!! IM HERE NOW YOU SEE!! :o

Oh C'mon. we all know your an in the closet Diehard Starbucks Customer;)
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Curval on April 02, 2006, 06:50:34 PM: Since Nilsen posted I guess I should poke my head in.

Sorry to disappoint though...Starbucks SUCKS!!!
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: midnight Target on April 02, 2006, 08:15:19 PM: I have never been to a Starbucks.
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Nilsen on April 03, 2006, 01:11:30 AM: Quote
Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Oh C'mon. we all know your an in the closet Diehard Starbucks Customer;)

We don't have Starbucks here so even if i wanted to I could not be a fan :D
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: moot on April 03, 2006, 03:07:45 AM: PETA and StripperWeb were great fun but Starbucks isn't?
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Speed55 on April 03, 2006, 04:43:12 AM: I went into a starbucks once, and only once.
It was pretty early in the morning, and me and my friends were out drinking all night, and finished it off eating "murder burgers" aka white castle.
well, walking down the street, one of my friends has the urge to use the bathroom, so we see a starbucks, lol.
All 6 of us drunken hooples walk in to this place and wait a few feet from the counter for my friend to finish his business.
"And the odor rose like a slow death from the crack under the restroom door. The faces of the customers and clerks went green. One of us muttered Jeeezus, what crawled up your *** and died. Then the door opened and the full onslaught of the stench filled the room. We left as quickly as we came in, and let the door close behind us. Glancing over my shoulder, i almost felt sorry for the idiots that were still on line. Almost, but not quite."
:lol
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: DiabloTX on April 03, 2006, 05:14:49 AM: Back when I was married my wife would drag me into Walmart or Target to go shopping. Early one morning she took me to a Target and really wasn't in the mood for it, ya know? So I see one of those little Starphuck's nook type thing and I walk up to the girl and ask for a cup of plain coffee, medium.

"We don't sell that here."

I says, "Ok, I'll take a small."

"No sir, you don't understand, we don't sell plain coffee here."

I stare at her for about 10 seconds.

"Are you squealing kidding me? You don't sell plain coffee here? What the hell do you sell??!!"

"Well, sir, we have lattes, cappucinos, flavored iced coffees,......."

I didn't hear the rest, I had turned and walked away.
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Post by: Pooh21 on April 03, 2006, 05:19:14 AM: I buy my coffee from the shell station on the way to work. Never been inside a starbucks.

a pot with a crusty burnt bottom and in continuous use for a year gives Shell coffee something more then crappy starbucks.
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: cav58d on April 03, 2006, 05:37:34 AM: I cant get enough of this guy! He is fluff'n HILARIOUS!....

if you havnt seen it yet check out his site.... http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com
Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: Jackal1 on April 03, 2006, 05:57:34 AM: "A lady came into the kitchen, sat down at the table, leaned forward, put her head in her hands and said to her husband "Honey, I feel terrible! My head hurts, my back's killing me and my left breast just burns and burns." He said "I'm gonna help you, Dear. I'll get you some aspirins for the headache, I'll rub your back with Myoflex for the backache, and if you'll sit up and get your breast out of the coffee, it'll stop burning!"
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"A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "Every time I drink my coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye," the psychiatrist said, "well, have you tried taking the spoon out?"
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"While traveling through Antigo, Wis. our family stopped in a local restaurant for a brief respite while driving. My father ordered 2 cups of coffee for he and my mother. My mother after tasting the coffee looked at my father and they each grimaced at each other. Looking around, my father noticed a sign above the back corner which said, "Don't knock our coffee, you may be old and weak yourself sometime."

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Title: The Big Man from Brooklyn
Post by: bkbandit on April 03, 2006, 06:53:22 AM: Now that is some funny sh**. I live in brooklyn ny and guys like this make my day. hopefully one day ill see him.