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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: TheWobble on January 31, 2001, 04:25:00 AM
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what is the funniest thing you have ever seen someone type either as an argument or a statement?
My personal fave so far is:
"LMAO!!! Yeah I like trying to convince the new guys that come on at 5 am that im a pigme from the moon and they have to pay me to play or ill throw stuff at them."
-JoeMud
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"...I expected better from the FDBs" -Pongo
...said in the main after finding me, Creamo, Central & another bishop on an HQ raid in Rookie territory with Lancasters at 35k (this was shortly after 1.04 release when lancasters climbed like rockets). (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
SOB
"Go f#$% yourself Animal, you know precisely nothing about me, I don't personally attack anyone here, your the prettythanghole." -TheWobble
[This message has been edited by SOB (edited 01-31-2001).]
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this one s from the 'who are you?" thread remember that?
*****Originally posted by TheWobble:
Avaition background: I Own a 2/3 replica p-51*****
that was one of your best one wobbster!
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Overheard (oversaw) on text buffer with a new member:
Officer of VMF-323: "XXXXX, you're supposed to form up with the other B26's, not with the escorts"
New member XXX: "Oh"
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Should I quote TheWaffle yet again?
Please answer:
A) NO!! - we've heard before and don't find it funny anymore.
B) YES!! - haven't heard it and are curious.
C) YES!! - it still cracks me up.
Thankyou.
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"i've got that goon" -FattyMAW
quoted from a TOP SECRET communications infiltration.
MAWs
>[This message has been edited by mason22 (edited 01-31-2001).]
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"There's a hill in front of my goon, what do I do?!?.....<static>" -Fatty (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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from the BBS:
(poster said he had an account but his brother, who also used the same computer wanted to fly the game and the poster didnt want to have his name/stats porked by a newbie player using his account)
"How can I circumvent the 2 week trial so my brother can play using his 2 week trial?"
ROFL
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"Bring that goon over to the ridge north of the field, I'll cover him" -209_is_not_secure_you_dickwads_MAW
quoted from a TOP SECRET communications infiltration.
MAWs
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towd, do you type with your toes? - Voss
Cracked me up at the time! (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Bare*Metal*Finish
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A gem from Animal......
Your life is ass
I'm still trying to figure out what it means and can't wait to use it on some other bastard (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Squad member A after flying into a hill
"damn jug is porked"
Squad member B "what did you expect it to do man, bounce?
Cracked me up at the time.
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That is funny, rosco. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Bare*Metal*Finish
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My hero of quotes is Creamo- he just nails that devil on my shoulder perfectly. Lately though I would have to say easymo has been running a close second...
"We need a forum for 'Guys Who Need to Express Gay Feelings'"... (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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weel yeb i dooooow
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New User (in text buffer): What are the red blocks on the map???
Me: Pure concentrated evil.
All: LOL!
Me: I think that's where Barbara Streisand lives...
All: Rofl!
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bloom25
THUNDERBIRDS
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I remember that one bloom. LMAO, but I coulda sworn you said Jane Fonda (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)
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Just found a new sig line. Nothing like someone who just can't make up his mind.
Fury
<edit: now if I could remember to check "sig line" it might show up the first time (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
"Remember all of those bugs they are fixing are compliments of the developers of THIS game, iEN is just cleaning up their mess."
-Gadfly
"Let's get one thing straight right now. I like AH, I like the work the team does and did on WB."
- Gadfly
[This message has been edited by Fury (edited 02-02-2001).]
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Just found another hero, read the sig.
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"What is needed is an HA arena for the few who enjoy hiding from each other for hours at a time." Lazs
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FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!! Keep it up guys, this thread has me rolling!
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Actually the funniest was not on AH but I'll share anyway, a female competitor in a paintball match I was in stood bolt upright in the middle of the field and asked, and I quote "What do you do when you are out of ammo?".
I personally put three paint pellets on her forehead.
- kidcol -
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Glasses siggy makes me laugh everytime (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
"I might have 4 eyes, but you only have One wing !"
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Argyll was in his two week trial and we tasked him to bring the goon. He headed in the general direction of the field we wanted to capture and Arkanreb and I were capping.
Argyll -- "Drunks away"
Arkan and I both looked around and there was NO SIGN of Argyll........
Argyll -- "Hey whats with these big apartment buildings all over the airport?"
Argyll dropped the drunks on our own friggin city complex (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
skernsk -- "Those apartments are actually time share condo's........looks like you just gave the drunks a weekend pass"
"Now get another goon and this time look at the dam map" (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
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Skernsk
Fat Drunk Bastards
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Originally posted by TheWobble:
"* you *"
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/smile.gif)
Fury
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Both of those statments are true, Fury, and not inconsistant. When quoting, sometimes it is important to use context.
My favorite quotes are the pre 1.04 ones that state that AH has the "best, most accurate flight model". Doh!
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Hey Wobble, tell us more about that 3/4 P-51 replica!
"Golly-geeMIT!! NOW IM NOT GETTING ANY HELP HERE,
FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!"
-TheWobble, when he found out he couldnt use the bbs anymore, and realized his make-believe life was ruined.
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"If you don't like it, ignore it, I do."
TheWobble, his response to criticism from his abusive post spurred by others ignoring him.
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"LizKing: thou art so terribly foolish. Thou speakest of things ye know all too little of. Enjoy thy ignorance, for it is indeed vast and profound. - DoK"
WB's Lizking is AH Gadfly.
-Westy
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Out of context again, Westy. At least point to the thread.
Here is my favorite, by me, quoted live:
"Westy, you are a dickhead"
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I rather say I'd certainly have taken offense with that were it said to me back when I was in high school.
If I recall the proper reply to your biting and oh so fatal jab would be, "Oh yeah. And so are you!"
DoK's quote is very, very appropriate. And no where in this topic did I see where context needed to be correct (context was not off at all imo) and whose BB it had to be from.
-Westy
p.s. noticed you hadn't flown since last November so either you're not a paying member of the community and basically a liar or you do just claim you are a customer to heckle?
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"LizKing: thou art so terribly foolish. Thou speakest of things ye know all too little of. Enjoy thy ignorance, for it is indeed vast and profound. - DoK"
[This message has been edited by Westy (edited 02-18-2001).]
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you want yet another thread locked, westy?
(http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/rolleyes.gif)
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The context was that poor Dok was pissed because until he contacted iEN they took away his free account.
All he had to do was email them, but he felt that everyone should KNOW who he was. Well, I did and do, but that kind of imperious attitude is uncalled for. That is the context.
Dickhead, I went and crashed once in the MA, so you can check my stats for the status of my 9.95$ account.
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Kieren listens to show tunes when he flies.
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tsk tsk Gadfly. Such hostility. Kind of suits you though. And a Poopy head to you too!
Hmmmm... you've payed $30-40 from Nov to now just to crash... and just once. How odd. Would you be interested in a time share in Florida?
The context may have been different in that topic, but I find it most appropriate over all. Hence it fulfills the "what is the funniest thing you have ever seen someone type either as an argument or a statement?"
I'd like to add one other, in honor of Gadflys brilliant use of name calling:
"Gadfly, I'm a pretty tolerant person but I'm getting pretty tired of your transparent antics." --Guess who?
-Westy
(RAM, is that envy I detect. Seen you been trying for about 6 mos now. But keep at it. You've lost what credibilty you may have had with most of the AH community. Pretty soon you'll get a topic locked as you reach higher, more absurd bounds of whining. You've already had a cartoon made due to it)
[This message has been edited by Westy (edited 02-18-2001).]
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Originally posted by easymo:
Kieren listens to show tunes when he flies.
ONE!... sing-ular senSAY-shun....
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Gadfly, I'm a pretty tolerant person but I'm getting pretty tired of your transparent antics." --Guess who?
Pyro.. in a thread that was just locked because virtually everyone is tired of this.
AKDejaVu
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Pyro.. in a thread that was just locked because virtually everyone is tired of this.
AKDejaVu
no, in a thread locked because "someone" <punted> it after 4 months.
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Yeah, Dickhead, I hope you wasted some time digging up quotes. The difference between you and I is, you just piss and moan and bad mouth everything, I at least back up my scorn with action.
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Westy, you are a dickhead. (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/wink.gif) I was at a party until 4am this last night, and I read that post you punted just after I woke up...confused the living heck outta me! Then I read the date...duh!
Now, both of you sissies, go to your respective corners before I break out the vaseline and leather and sick Animal on ya.
SOB
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LOL, that nailed me too, SOB. I thought "what the hell is this stuff about!".
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<p-p-p-punt!> :)
SOB
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Originally posted by SOB:
Now, both of you sissies, go to your respective corners before I break out the vaseline and leather and sick Animal on ya.
SOB[/QB]
ROFL!!! This gets my vote for best quote!
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lol. Trouble maker! :D
Westy