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Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: z0rch on April 05, 2006, 01:16:42 PM
Iran has developed weapons and weapons delivery platforms that evade all modern forms of detection.

They have a stealth missile that reflects no radar, leaves no infra-red trail, makes no noise and delivers a warhead so advanced, the target doesn't even know they've been hit.

Using parts cobbled together from American F-5 fighters, they have developed a stealth fighter that cannot be seen by the naked eye.

They have converted old Russian Kilo class submarines into the most sophisticated naval weapons delivery platform known to man. One Iranian sub can annihilate an entire Carrier Battle Group, and not even leave a hole in the water.

It's also rumored that in the final days of Saddam's regime, he smuggled advanced stealth nuclear weapons to Iran. These nukes are so stealthy, their testing wasn't detected by US Satellites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vela_%28satellite%29), left no residual trace, and couldn't even be seen by UN weapons inspectors when they were lead to them and pointed out.

Rumor has it, these new iranium bombs are so stealthy, they don't even make noise when detonated.

It sounds like Iran has surpassed even Iraq's capacity for stealth WMD.
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Yeager on April 05, 2006, 01:31:24 PM
There was no soviet union silly.
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: ASTAC on April 05, 2006, 01:33:12 PM
Wow..a clear jab at the USA's attitude towards Iran. Only done with childish sarcasm instead of intelligent thought.
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Ripsnort on April 05, 2006, 01:38:33 PM
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Originally posted by ASTAC
Wow..a clear jab at the USA's attitude towards Iran. Only done with childish sarcasm instead of intelligent thought.


Sounded like that to me too.

I say let the powder keg grow. Let Europe deal with it. They didn't do crap when we needed them in Iraq (Excluding UK, Italians, and a handful of token troops from various other countries)
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: storch on April 05, 2006, 01:41:00 PM
soviet onion??  pfft everyone knows the best onions are vidalia onions
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: z0rch on April 05, 2006, 01:41:11 PM
Our Deserter in Chief said it best:

"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Eagler on April 05, 2006, 02:00:13 PM
another I hate bush thread ..

is this guy a shade account?
Title: Re: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Urchin on April 05, 2006, 02:03:58 PM
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Originally posted by z0rch
Iran has developed weapons and weapons delivery platforms that evade all modern forms of detection.

They have a stealth missile that reflects no radar, leaves no infra-red trail, makes no noise and delivers a warhead so advanced, the target doesn't even know they've been hit.

Using parts cobbled together from American F-5 fighters, they have developed a stealth fighter that cannot be seen by the naked eye.

They have converted old Russian Kilo class submarines into the most sophisticated naval weapons delivery platform known to man. One Iranian sub can annihilate an entire Carrier Battle Group, and not even leave a hole in the water.

It's also rumored that in the final days of Saddam's regime, he smuggled advanced stealth nuclear weapons to Iran. These nukes are so stealthy, their testing wasn't detected by US Satellites (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vela_%28satellite%29), left no residual trace, and couldn't even be seen by UN weapons inspectors when they were lead to them and pointed out.

Rumor has it, these new iranium bombs are so stealthy, they don't even make noise when detonated.

It sounds like Iran has surpassed even Iraq's capacity for stealth WMD.


If I didn't know better... I'd say it sounds a lot like Vin Diesal AND Chuck Norris are working undercover for the Iranians...:cry
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: SFRT - Frenchy on April 05, 2006, 02:09:22 PM
You are right, you CANNOT see the plane (http://archives.cnn.com/2000/ASIANOW/east/10/31/taiwan.crash.05/link.flames.plane.jpg)
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Debonair on April 05, 2006, 04:38:08 PM
Vidalia onions are from Georgia, just like stalin
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: midnight Target on April 05, 2006, 05:46:52 PM
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Sounded like that to me too.

I say let the powder keg grow. Let Europe deal with it. They didn't do crap when we needed them in Iraq (Excluding UK, Italians, and a handful of token troops from various other countries)


Needed them for what?
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: weaselsan on April 05, 2006, 06:15:20 PM
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Originally posted by ASTAC
Wow..a clear jab at the USA's attitude towards Iran. Only done with childish sarcasm instead of intelligent thought.


Childish sarcasm is a lot funnier. Not as funny as Iran's secret weapons, but very funny.
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Ripsnort on April 05, 2006, 06:27:56 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Needed them for what?


Saddam has thumbed his nose at, and blustered his way around, nearly 20 UN resolutions, aimed at disarming Iraq, and Europe didn't want to enforce the "Or face serious consequences" section.  ;)
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Staga on April 05, 2006, 10:11:26 PM
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Needed them for what?


Finding the WMDs of course, silly.

Now look what happened when those countries stayed out; those WMDs are still unfound :eek:
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Gunslinger on April 05, 2006, 10:29:34 PM
Cmon guys he's just following his talking points.  

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http://www.coxandforkum.com/
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Hangtime on April 05, 2006, 11:12:41 PM
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Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Holden McGroin on April 06, 2006, 12:16:21 AM
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TEHRAN: Iran has tested a high-speed underwater missile in a show of force that upped the ante in the international showdown over its nuclear ambitions.

It was the second provocative test in three days in the Persian Gulf and Arabian Sea by Iran's Revolutionary Guards.

Iran claimed its new torpedo, dubbed the "whale" or "hoot," can travel at 360km/h, evade radar and destroy large ships and submarines.

"It has a very powerful warhead designed to hit big submarines," Iranian General Ali Fadavi said. "Even if enemy warship sensors identify the missile, no warship can escape from this missile because of its high speed."


I thought all (submerged) torpedoes could evade radar.
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: Flit on April 06, 2006, 12:36:57 AM
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
I thought all (submerged) torpedoes could evade radar.

 Shhsss:D
Title: Top Secret Iranian Stealth Technology
Post by: john9001 on April 06, 2006, 10:12:12 AM
sounds like Bagdad Bob found a new job.