Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: rpm on April 06, 2006, 12:18:43 PM
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1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of 3.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A REALLY good friend will help you move a body.
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That **** is so true, I fell off my best friends Patio and sprained my ankle and the bastard was just dying laughing.