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Title: Horse riding tragedy
Post by: Maverick on May 04, 2001, 02:40:00 PM

Horseback Riding Blonde
 
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though  
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts  
the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs  
into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,  
but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she  
grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along,
seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally giving up her  
rail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and  
throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become  
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's  
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground  
over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is  
mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
 
 Bill, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.

Title: Horse riding tragedy
Post by: Ripsnort on May 04, 2001, 02:54:00 PM

LOL!

Title: Horse riding tragedy
Post by: INDN on May 05, 2001, 12:15:00 AM

LOL  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Horse riding tragedy
Post by: LePaul on May 05, 2001, 10:54:00 AM

Ugh...someone wanna help me get this fish hook outta my cheek? hehe



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