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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: 96Delta on April 11, 2006, 11:55:46 AM
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You have sown the wind....Now Reap the Whirlwind!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.....!
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original.
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The little la5fn tucked amongst the big p38s is me. I'm not in the 475th, but I fly with them.
We can cut the BS & go straight to the DA if you want :) Email me for a time, indy007@gmail.com
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Oh brother, I thought (hoped) it was going to die down...I guess it isn't.
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muhahahahahahah lol, this is hilarious
good luck LCA, you're going to need it:D 475th, if you ever need an extra stick with some experience, i would love to help out:aok :D i've been wanting to fill Delta's 6 with lead for a while now:lol
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Well i think thats pretty damned funny :D
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Reminds me of an old movie....The Mouse That Roared
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Peter Sellers plays pretty much the whole country, and declares war on the US -- even though his country's army still uses armor and longbows....
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Originally posted by YUCCA
Well i think thats pretty damned funny :D
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
actually, there is one thing i will grant delta, his artwork isnt too bad. their loose cannons logo and that 38 profile is pretty good, i wonder if he's a professional animator:huh
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Originally posted by 96delta
These boards are a complete waste of bandwidth and time.
I'm done with them. What a waste of space. Reminds me of a kindergarten playground turf war.
I've had enough of this caustic and pointless diologue.
Its not fun.
Originally posted by Shifty
You'll be back, you seem to need the attention.
:lol
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Originally posted by YUCCA
Well i think thats pretty damned funny :D
Its all in good fun YUCCA.
BTW, great video and great flying!
Catch those 475th pukes alone and they are easy kills.
Was dropping them all weekend in a P-38. :D
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LOL, who gave ya permission to modify the profile I did? :)
If I started worrying about everyone who shot me down, I'd never get any sleep.
So what you are saying is we should expect more hordes of LA7s and Spit 16s?
And come to think of it, doesn't this mean we win? If you are looking for a dogfight with the 38s of the 475th, that means you want to furball :)
Welcome to our world, and that of the fighter pilots of AH:aok
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lol, now this is too damned funny. :rofl
just one thing.........how u gonna kill 475th when they 95% of time fiting bish? :confused:
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Originally posted by 96Delta
Its all in good fun YUCCA.
BTW, great video and great flying!
Catch those 475th satan types alone and they are easy kills.
Was dropping them all weekend in a P-38. :D
That quote of mine was regarding any attempt at
SERIOUS discussion on these boards..which, 600+
posts later proves, is a total waste of time.
And after all hubster, its a brand new thread
...besides I got a little bored...
so I thought I would stir you guys up...
you are SOOOO easy and I need a little entertainment
right now. Glad to see you guys don't disappoint! LOL
CorkyJr
Yea, you fell to my guns. :p
BTW, the LCA has never been opposed to furballs.
Seize ya!
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loose cannons, realise you potential, use a tempest to ho a 262 instead of lgays, they're faster!
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how u gonna kill 475th when they 95% of time fiting bish?
how do i have 138 kills on bish and 422 on rooks then? that math dont seem right.
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LOL Hubs you beat me to it.
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Hmmm. Don't remember that, but it's possible as lots of folks kill me.
Just for fun I looked at the stats and it shows in the last two tours that I've gotten you 3 times and you've gotten me 0 times.
You were flying an LA7, 190A8 and 110G.
Just checked again against LCA and I'm 20 kills v 3 death in the last two tours. And I've got to be the worst pilot in the 475th. That's kinda sad really
Doesn't really matter much though does it as long as yer having fun :)
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Originally posted by Pooface
loose cannons, realise you potential, use a tempest to ho a 262 instead of lgays, they're faster!
What the heck are you talking about Poo boy??
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Originally posted by Guppy35
Doesn't really matter much though does it as long as yer having fun :)
My point exacly!
I don't give a squirt about stats, kills or KD ratios...
as long as I'm having fun I'm happy ::aok
Its a new tour my brother.
A new beginning!
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:huh
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Originally posted by 96Delta
What the heck are you talking about Poo boy??
I'm talking about your fine site banner, which proudly displays a tempest ho'ing a 262. A fine epitamy of the skill level of the LCA:rofl
And it's Mr. Poo to you:furious
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:rofl
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really delta, i need to thank you. i havent flown much this tour, but my 14.95 was instantly worth it when you popped up on these forums. you have provided me with many a laugh. guys like you are such an important part of the AH community, dunno what we would do without you
i mean, what kind of place is a village without an idiot?:lol
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When I read the title of this thread immediately the scene from Indiana Jones came to mind where the little scummy guy with the sword (LCA) who's all flash and show, but with no substance starts his little display then Harrison Ford (475th), looking rather bored, just pulls out his revolver and blows him away...:aok
Zazen
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Originally posted by Zazen13
When I read the title of this thread immediately the scene from Indiana Jones came to mind where the guy with the sword (LCA) who's all flash and show, but with no substance starts his little display then Harrison Ford (47th), looking rather bored, just pulls out his revolver and blows him away...:aok
Zazen
:rofl
always made me laugh that scene:aok
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Originally posted by Pooface
I'm talking about your fine site banner, which proudly displays a tempest ho'ing a 262. A fine epitamy of the skill level of the LCA:rofl
And it's Mr. Poo to you:furious
Hey Poo,
That was from the SEA during a Snapshot event.
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Originally posted by Pooface
:rofl
always made me laugh that scene:aok
I think that scene is hilarious too :LOL
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Originally posted by Guppy35
LOL, who gave ya permission to modify the profile I did? :)
VERY nice work on those profiles CorkyJr :aok
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Originally posted by 96Delta
Hey Poo,
That was from the SEA during a Snapshot event.
err... just because it was a snapshot doesnt mean you should become a hotard :O
infact, if you were taking part in a snapshot, shouldnt you be trying to fight historically, and not with your hotard dweeb patrol?:confused:
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just wondering, bit of psychology, why is it that guys that are getting bullied try to pay compliments and try to fit in once they get beaten down?:rofl
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Originally posted by Pooface
just wondering, bit of psychology, why is it that guys that are getting bullied try to pay compliments and try to fit in once they get beaten down?:rofl
The same reason a dog you just beat for crapping on the floor eventually comes up to you with its tail between its legs and lovingly licks your hand waiting for a pat on the head. Even the lamest griefer has a side of him that secretly longs for acceptance.
Zazen
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Originally posted by Zazen13
When I read the title of this thread immediately the scene from Indiana Jones came to mind where the little scummy guy with the sword (LCA) who's all flash and show, but with no substance starts his little display then Harrison Ford (475th), looking rather bored, just pulls out his revolver and blows him away...:aok
Zazen
quick bit of movie trivia for ya. that seen would have never had been made if Ford did not have a case of the "runs." the fight scene was originally designed as a long fight sequence, but with Ford's illness, he could not do it.....so he just shot em:)
LCA, you guys are funny, i'll give you that i guess.
...and that is corky's profile of the p38....click on nose art for a better look.
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Excellent! I'm officially part of a squad that has a Fan Club! :D
Now if I can just get the darn PC outta the shop, we could all have some fun :)
Zazen - :rofl - you just made the Spring Cleaning of the sig. :cool:
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Originally posted by Vudak
Zazen - :rofl - you just made the Spring Cleaning of the sig. :cool:
ROFL Vudak I am honored to contribute to your sig...:lol
Zazen
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This tour vs LCA
KillnU 29-2
Lazerr 15-2
CorkyJr 14-1
Soulyss 6-0
Hooch 6-2
Kappa 8-0
Souless 4-0
(This is 1/4th of our squad FYI.)
Thats against 1 wing of your elite dweeb group, IE not counting the other two.:rolleyes:
If you'd like to settle this officially and keep this garbage off the BBS, im sure every memeber of the 475th would accept a good old fashion squad duel.
But im sure "The MA is your DA" right??:rolleyes: :noid :rolleyes:
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Zazen, did you blow an entire LCA mission apart from a field gun?:lol
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i too have a new sig quote, thanks poof :)
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Thanks for entertaining me today guys! :D
Time to leave the workplace...
catch ya's tomorrow!
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Originally posted by Lazerr
Zazen, did you blow an entire LCA mission apart from a field gun?:lol
You betcha! Several times in the past few days...Apparently their overwhelmingly fantastic and amazing, revolutionary, game-changing strategic planning and organization doesn't include gunnery practice...:aok
Zazen
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Originally posted by Lazerr
This tour vs LCA
KillnU 29-2
Lazerr 15-2
CorkyJr 14-1
Soulyss 6-0
Hooch 6-2
Kappa 8-0
Souless 4-0
How many flightsim years is there in this list ?
about a century no ? ;)
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Originally posted by Lazerr
Zazen, did you blow an entire LCA mission apart from a field gun?:lol
zazen in a field gun is crazy, i use to pop up at an airfield and watch people disapear, check range and sure enough zazen. then he lands like 126 kills in field gun or something
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So you guys gonna tie each other at the wrist and have a knife-fight? Just Beat It!
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Originally posted by yayyyy
zazen in a field gun is crazy, i use to pop up at an airfield and watch people disapear, check range and sure enough zazen. then he lands like 126 kills in field gun or something
Pure luck, I use the Luke Skywalker method, close my eyes and hope for the best...The force must be strong with me... ;) I nickname my field gun/Ostwind the, "Angry Finger of God", because it just reaches out into the ether and smites foes into oblivion...hehe
Zazen
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Originally posted by 96Delta
Thanks for entertaining me today guys! :D
Time to leave the workplace...
catch ya's tomorrow!
you posted at 20:09 and ur still online, taking rather longer to leave work than you'd hoped?
go on, dare you to post once more.
:p
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
you posted at 20:09 and ur still online, taking rather longer to leave work than you'd hoped?
go on, dare you to post once more.
:p
he has a laptop he takes everywhere so he can stay on here. duh
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Originally posted by Zazen13
When I read the title of this thread immediately the scene from Indiana Jones came to mind where the little scummy guy with the sword (LCA) who's all flash and show, but with no substance starts his little display then Harrison Ford (475th), looking rather bored, just pulls out his revolver and blows him away...:aok
Zazen
:rofl
dang, Vudak beat me to putting that in my sig
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Originally posted by Raptor01
:rofl
dang, Vudak beat me to putting that in my sig
Hell man, I don't care, put it on in, funniest thing I've seen in awhile :aok
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Originally posted by Lazerr
This tour vs LCA
KillnU 29-2
Lazerr 15-2
CorkyJr 14-1
Soulyss 6-0
Hooch 6-2
Kappa 8-0
Souless 4-0
(This is 1/4th of our squad FYI.)
Thats against 1 wing of your elite dweeb group, IE not counting the other two.:rolleyes:
If you'd like to settle this officially and keep this garbage off the BBS, im sure every memeber of the 475th would accept a good old fashion squad duel.
But im sure "The MA is your DA" right??:rolleyes: :noid :rolleyes:
Lazerr, its not fair to fire against unarmed red cross vehicles :mad:
Check their whole squad stats and you'll understand. Definitely not fair LOL :D :rofl :D
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Originally posted by gatt
Lazerr, its not fair to fire against unarmed red cross vehicles :mad:
Check their whole squad stats and you'll understand. Definitely not fair LOL :D :rofl :D
If the LCA endeavored to succeed at fighter combat with the same vim and vigor they do toolshedding in 6 months to 5 years they may understand what fun really is...It's actually quite a shame a group of individuals who are obviously very motivated, even if that motivation is mis-directed, will never know the pure joy of a beautifull and adrenalin filled fighter sortie, a sortie flown for no other reason than for the thrill and lust for a good fight...
Zazen
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How many flightsim years is there in this list ?
about a century no ?
Hell killnu is that old on his own , would really hate to add up the flight sim years in this squad .
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:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
This thread is way too funny.
Originally posted by Lazerr
This tour vs LCA
KillnU 29-2
Lazerr 15-2
CorkyJr 14-1
Soulyss 6-0
Hooch 6-2
Kappa 8-0
Souless 4-0
Now if we posted last tour's stats it wouldnt be too pretty for the LCA. Wouldnt want to be them to see how they ranked against us last tour.
Originally posted by 96Delta
Catch those 475th satan types alone and they are easy kills.
Hmm now I believe it was either last week or week before on Trinity. It was maybe 5 knights at I believe it was a9 and I was one of those knights vs large rook force and many LCA. Not once did you fellas down me and killed several of your members reapeatedly which started swearing PM's sent at me. Ended up getting 13 scalps and 7 were LCA and still had 10 cannon left in my 38 but ack got me as I was climbing out, still felt good. Week later me and killn were at a base in the south. LCA were there defending and we racked up lots of kills. Ended up getting 12 and 8 were LCA before ack got me. Only people you should be thanking are those in the LCA saving your skins. :rolleyes:
Now since when does a LCA fly into a fight not flying a lgay7, dweebfire 16, or a nik? :huh
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Originally posted by Hoarach
Now since when does a LCA fly into a fight not flying a lgay7, dweebfire 16, or a nik? :huh
I saw one in a C-Hog once...right before I blew him up. ;)
Zazen
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
i too have a new sig quote, thanks poof :)
lol bat im honoured haha
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Originally posted by Zazen13
I saw one in a C-Hog once...right before I blew him up. ;)
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wait, is gonzo an LCA tard?
oh dear lord what is the world coming to:rolleyes:
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I'm a member of the Flying Pigs, actually.
But people from many different squadrons join LCA missions.
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
I'm a member of the Flying Pigs, actually.
But people from many different squadrons join LCA missions.
yeah i thought so...
cant believe you're supporting the toolshed dweebs:rolleyes:
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lol Good fun Delta!
kappa
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Originally posted by Pooface
yeah i thought so...
cant believe you're supporting the toolshed dweebs:rolleyes:
Well, you see I'm just using my expert carpentry skills to further the war effort. I build the plywood gliders that are towed on every LCA mission. That's why a 12-plane base capture mission ends up described as a 50-plane horde by the enemy. If it's a good enough tactic for Patton and Rommel, it's good enough for me.
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Well LCA just tell us where they are and they will be met by half their number and still be pushed back. They declare war might as well tell us where you guys are and actually fight us instead of fighting bish.
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LCA who?
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If you guys gonna declare war on us, you can't be flying around at 30k in bombers.. :rolleyes:
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This is an entertaining thread.. :aok
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Originally posted by Lazerr
If you guys gonna declare war on us, you can't be flying around at 30k in bombers.. :rolleyes:
They declared "High Altitude War".
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Guess we better start packin taters for all the buffs...:aok
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Is it bad I don't know whether or not the person I just killed is in the LCA? I can only tell when they start saying crap on 200 or something. Oh well, a lot of the time I don't even bother reading 200.
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Originally posted by TheDudeDVant
lol Good fun Delta!
kappa
EXACTLY Kappa...
All in fun! :lol
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Well, you see I'm just using my expert carpentry skills to further the war effort. I build the plywood gliders that are towed on every LCA mission. That's why a 12-plane base capture mission ends up described as a 50-plane horde by the enemy. If it's a good enough tactic for Patton and Rommel, it's good enough for me.
Or truth be told...more like a 20 buff raid & a handful of fighters mixed in for a tally of over sixty planes...like the lone LCA mission I was witness too.
Here I'll do the math for you:
20 X 3 = 60 (20 boxes X 3 planes per box)
5 X 1 = 5 (handfull of fighters X 1)
60 + 5 = over sixty planes
:p
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Originally posted by Hoarach
Well LCA just tell us where they are and they will be met by half their number and still be pushed back. They declare war might as well tell us where you guys are and actually fight us instead of fighting bish.
Are you that unskilled that you cannot find us on your own?
Like I have repeatedly told you, just look where the
bases or bombs are dropping! :D
P.S. We were hitting Knights all night tonight.
Why didn't you come down to 148? We grabbed that
base way down behind your lines and held it for
a couple of hours. The diversion allowed ROOKS to capture
4 knight bases that I know if. Sheesh, we were there for
like 40 mins after the cap! :confused:
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Originally posted by Brenjen
Here I'll do the math for you:
I believe Brenjen is practicing Nu Maff here. :eek:
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Originally posted by 96Delta
I believe Brenjen is practicing Nu Maff here. :eek:
Uh...yeah...new. It's whatever they were teaching in 1976, you now addition,subtraction,multiplication,division....the new stuff. I'm sure your raids have gotten smaller now....but that's close to the number I saw a few weeks ago...I stopped counting at 17 boxes of buffs because I got a little busy with the fighters & gunners so I may be off by 3 or 4 planes. I landed my 2, that's all I was concerned about at the time.
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I've been taking a nice break from AH, but it looks like I'll have to come back...
Not that the 475th need my mediocre skills, but I can work way up from shooting down drones offline to the LCA online, the only difference is a slight 2-3g lead turn.
:t
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Originally posted by straffo
How many flightsim years is there in this list ?
about a century no ? ;)
Nah, he didnt include Silat ;)
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Originally posted by Zazen13
If the LCA endeavored to succeed at fighter combat with the same vim and vigor they do toolshedding in 6 months to 5 years they may understand what fun really is...It's actually quite a shame a group of individuals who are obviously very motivated, even if that motivation is mis-directed, will never know the pure joy of a beautifull and adrenalin filled fighter sortie, a sortie flown for no other reason than for the thrill and lust for a good fight...
Zazen
Why does "fighter sortie" have to be the only REAL way of having fun? While i dont really agree with the LCA and their attitude, i dont see reason to limit fun in AH to dogfighting. To each his own.
This is coming from a hardcore "furballer-always-into-thick-and things-first-think-later" dweeb.
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Nah he didnt include Silat
True as that would be unfair.Silat would take up at least 100 years on his own.Gotta keep things sporting after all
"A bandit at your six is better than no bandit at all"
Pipz
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lca.... if you want to get people to play with you...
The old trick your mom used of the pork chop necklace to get the dogs to play with you probly won't work anymore... you will probly have to bribe people. And not just your lunch money these days.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Originally posted by lazs2
lca.... if you want to get people to play with you...
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
Thanks for your concern about us lazs but
we are having no problems in this regard.
To the contrary, all the publicity these threads
have generated has actually increased the
participation in our missions!
Thank you!
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You guys gotta be more careful you don't start believing
your own propaganda! :lol
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"KNIGHT ADVISORY FLYING A P38 AS A KNIGHT WILL BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR LIFE"
lol just noticed if you look at the LCA's k/d ratio as a squad for tour 75 heres what you get
alpha squad - 1079 kills 1710 deaths
bravo squad - 843 kills 1618 deaths
echo squad - 180 kills 348 deaths
I'm a knight and mostly fly P38's. For some reason, I'm not scared by your threats LOL :)
P.S. Lazer that P38 mission last night was sweet bro we should do it again, had pilots from the 475th, 479th, 38's, and FB's... I'll take the 17 of us vs all 3 of there squads combined lol
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Hehe zazen...i got chuckle when i read you rpost earlier on how if the LCA would learn to fly fiters they would dsicover the true joy of the game..
here are your stats for this tour
ZAZEN
236 Kills
1 Deaths
Model type Kills In Kills Of
A-20G 0 0
A6M2 0 0
A6M5b 0 14
Ar 234 0 1
B-17G 0 5
B-24J 0 3
B-26B 0 2
B5N2 0 0
Bf 109E-4 0 0
Bf 109F-4 0 0
Bf 109G-14 0 1
Bf 109G-2 0 0
Bf 109G-6 0 0
Bf 109K-4 0 0
Bf 110C-4b 0 0
Bf 110G-2 0 15
Boston III 0 0
C-47A 0 1
C.202 0 0
C.205 0 3
Chute 0 0
D3A1 0 1
F4F-4 0 2
F4U-1 0 4
F4U-1C 0 9
F4U-1D 0 18
F4U-4 0 0
F6F-5 0 11
FM2 0 7
Fw 190A-5 0 1
Fw 190A-8 0 5
Fw 190D-9 0 4
Fw 190F-8 0 0
Gunner 0 0
Hurricane Mk I 0 0
Hurricane Mk IIC 0 2
Hurricane Mk IID 0 0
Il-2 0 0
Jeep 0 0
Ju 87D-3 0 0
Ju 88 0 4
Ki-61 0 0
Ki-67 0 0
Ki-84-Ia 0 1
La-5FN 0 0
La-7 0 10
Lancaster III 0 8
LVTA2 0 0
LVTA4 0 1
M-16 0 0
M-3 0 0
M-8 0 0
Me 163B 0 0
Me 262 0 0
Mosquito Mk VI 0 2
N1K2 0 8
Ostwind 39 1
P-38G 0 1
P-38J 0 0
P-38L 0 3
P-40B 0 2
P-40E 0 0
P-47-D25 0 0
P-47-D40 0 1
P-47D-11 0 0
P-47N 0 2
P-51B 0 0
P-51D 0 15
Panzer IV H 0 0
PT Boat 0 0
SBD-5 0 3
SeaFire 0 33
Ship Gunner 197 0
Spitfire Mk I 0 0
Spitfire Mk IX 0 4
Spitfire Mk V 0 2
Spitfire Mk VIII 0 2
Spitfire Mk XIV 0 0
Spitfire Mk XVI 0 6
T-34 0 1
Ta 152H 0 0
TBM-3 0 4
Tempest 0 2
Tiger I 0 0
Typhoon IB 0 9
Yak-9T 0 2
Yak-9U 0 0
All of your kills have been in a gv or field gun =) Are you not experiencing the joy?????:rofl
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thats neat, want to post mine?:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Zazen13
If the LCA endeavored to succeed at fighter combat with the same vim and vigor they do toolshedding in 6 months to 5 years they may understand what fun really is...It's actually quite a shame a group of individuals who are obviously very motivated, even if that motivation is mis-directed, will never know the pure joy of a beautifull and adrenalin filled fighter sortie, a sortie flown for no other reason than for the thrill and lust for a good fight...
Zazen
hhe ok here is the post i was refrring to in my above post.
the more i read it the funnier it gets =)
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flayd, that is so hilariously funny:huh
ever occurred to you that zazen doesnt have time to fly?
or that he just couldnt be bothered, and enjoys busting caps in toolshed weenie's arses, like the LCA and the BOPtard fun police?:aok
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
Hehe zazen...i got chuckle when i read you rpost earlier on how if the LCA would learn to fly fiters they would dsicover the true joy of the game..
here are your stats for this tour
All of your kills have been in a gv or field gun =) Are you not experiencing the joy?????:rofl
I play mostly from work, where I have no flight gear, just a mouse..This month has been bad for me because my main home computer broke and was in the shop, AH doesn't work so good on my laptop. :( Have no worries though I will be flying on weekends.. ;) I have flown over 100,000 virtual fighter sorties in my life, for no other reason than for the thrill of air to air combat...
Zazen
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Hmmm check out LCA squads vs countries. Quite informative, in the fact they seem to hit nits more than bish. Makes me wonder why.
Bronk
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Originally posted by Zazen13
... I have flown over 100,000 virtual fighter sorties in my life, for no other reason than the thrill of the fight...
That's the only reason, huh?
I could go through the last week's worth of your posts and find all the places where you say otherwise. Nah ... everyone else on the BBS has a plenty good memory for it.
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
That's the only reason, huh?
I could go through the last week's worth of your posts and find all the places where you say otherwise. Nah ... everyone else on the BBS has a plenty good memory for it.
lol, ok, whatever... Moving right along...;)
Zazen
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
Originally posted by Zazen13
If the LCA endeavored to succeed at fighter combat with the same vim and vigor they do toolshedding in 6 months to 5 years they may understand what fun really is...It's actually quite a shame a group of individuals who are obviously very motivated, even if that motivation is mis-directed, will never know the pure joy of a beautifull and adrenalin filled fighter sortie, a sortie flown for no other reason than for the thrill and lust for a good fight...
Zazen
hhe ok here is the post i was refrring to in my above post.
the more i read it the funnier it gets =)
Citing someones score pages ... never really works out the way you would like it to.
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Originally posted by SlapShot
Citing someones score pages ... never really works out the way you would like it to.
Also the k/d for a/g ops will always be pretty bad.
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Can't decide if I'm a furballing toolshedder or a tollshedding furballer. Can someone please help i'm going mad :noid It's all so much fun
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Originally posted by Iceman24
P.S. Lazer that P38 mission last night was sweet bro we should do it again, had pilots from the 475th, 479th, 38's, and FB's... I'll take the 17 of us vs all 3 of there squads combined lol
Ahhh, we got word of that. Since there were only four or five
475th guys online at the time we didn't bother to go over.
Besides, we were too busy rolling up the West side of the map. ;)
You guys attacked A75 I think? Even captured it...briefly. :lol
Good to see you guys are finally playing AH2 the way we play.
See how much fun it can be!
Thats what the LCA is all about: big missions and big fun! :D
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BTW, when is the 475th squad night?
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Originally posted by Gryphons
Can't decide if I'm a furballing toolshedder or a tollshedding furballer. Can someone please help i'm going mad :noid It's all so much fun
If you can't assign yourself to one camp or another you're likely just a generic dweeb. :lol
Zazen
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Also the k/d for a/g ops will always be pretty bad.
I've always found when analyzing statistics that those that do alot of air to ground, although suffering a higher overall mortality rate due to groundifre, tend to more than make up for this with greater and more frequent opportunities to vulch...
Zazen
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Originally posted by Zazen13
I've always found when analyzing statistics that those that do alot of air to ground, although suffering a higher overall mortality rate due to groundifre, tend to more than make up for this with greater and more frequent opportunities to vulch...
Unless they're really going for the town and capture instead of the vultch. Problem kind of is that 110's and Mosi's are lumped in with P51s and P38s.
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Unless they're really going for the town and capture instead of the vultch. Problem kind of is that 110's and Mosi's are lumped in with P51s and P38s.
I had put a post in wishlist for pure attack perk setup. When in attack mode get attack perk points for attack AC. Such as A-26, Ju 87g, and IL2 with 37 mm. But i was told this was a waist of code . Were there not dedicated attack AC in WWII?
Bronk
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Originally posted by 96Delta
BTW, when is the 475th squad night?
As far as I know, we still don't have one. (Haven't really been around for a few months tho). Just check the roster to see if a group's up, they're probably in similar areas.
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Originally posted by 96Delta
BTW, when is the 475th squad night?
Squad night what is that? :huh
We dont need no stinking squad night on average having 15 on a night. :p
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Originally posted by Pooface
flayd, that is so hilariously funny:huh
ever occurred to you that zazen doesnt have time to fly?
or that he just couldnt be bothered, and enjoys busting caps in toolshed weenie's arses, like the LCA and the BOPtard fun police?:aok
DING DING DING! We have a winner! Give this man a cigar! ;)
Zazen
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Originally posted by Bronk
I had put a post in wishlist for pure attack perk setup. When in attack mode get attack perk points for attack AC. Such as A-26, Ju 87g, and IL2 with 37 mm. But i was told this was a waist of code . Were there not dedicated attack AC in WWII?
Yup ... but I shudder to think what would happen if toolshedding had it's own perk category.
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Yup ... but I shudder to think what would happen if toolshedding had it's own perk category.
Lol, Dok, don't even think it! Bad, bad Dok! :eek:
Zazen
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hehe its falconwing not flayd silly boy! dotn assign my hooks to others please:cool:
and Za knows i like to bust his chops..couldnt resist when he hammering guys about not flying fiters.
Geee zazen maybe alot of those guys doont have L33t computers and pedals and 13 years experience and like to participate and have fun in the best way they can.....but i hate to introduce reality into this post anymore. i still believe you like hammering the grayed out monsters in everquest just because you can =) sort of like shooting guys down with field ack who werent expecting it =) and cant ever really "kill" you but just cause you to auto land.
so all of you may please continue with the idiotic bashing of how others have fun and how all of our stats wouldnt suck if we just upped and flew what we wanted with no attention to landing or dying
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Yup ... but I shudder to think what would happen if toolshedding had it's own perk category.
Wasn't thinking about the toolsheding aspect of it . More for the gv busting esp tigers. Seen to many tigers sitting in the open with craters surrounding them. Some ac like Ju-87g, and IL2 with 37 mm might make them at least try and hide the fact they are there. These two ac are more for base defence against gv than toolsheding.
Also the perk cost with say an A-26 might actually make them try and survive an attack run. Instead of the usual drop...boom....splat we see now.
Bronk
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Was the 475th active on the west side of the map last night? I think I was flying rooks last night, was a bunch of 38s on the far west, but I can't remember if that was knights or bish.
Was a pretty boring time tho, my first sortie I winged a 38 then lost my rudder, ran home....
Second sortie was pretty much Bore n Zoom by a handful of 38s till the rest of the rooks got up and chased em home. I winged a couple 38s but I think I only got 1 kill (38MAW). Would've been more fun I think if the rest of the rooks hadn't shown up.
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Originally posted by Zazen13
quote:Originally posted by Pooface
flayd, that is so hilariously funny
ever occurred to you that zazen doesnt have time to fly?
or that he just couldnt be bothered, and enjoys busting caps in toolshed weenie's arses, like the LCA and the BOPtard fun police?
DING DING DING! We have a winner! Give this man a cigar! ;)
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Originally posted by Bronk
Wasn't thinking about the toolsheding aspect of it . More for the gv busting esp tigers. Seen to many tigers sitting in the open with craters surrounding them. Some ac like Ju-87g, and IL2 with 37 mm might make them at least try and hide the fact they are there. These two ac are more for base defence against gv than toolsheding.
Also the perk cost with say an A-26 might actually make them try and survive an attack run. Instead of the usual drop...boom....splat we see now.
Yeah ... I know where you were coming from, but I also know what to expect. I
We also have the Hurri 2D and Yak-9T would could run a very specific attack mode as you describe.
But if attack planes cost perks there'd have to be something pretty special to be worth the cost of what is likely a one-way trip. Something like a B25H could be worth the price, a Ju-87G just for tank-killing.
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Dang DoK,
there ya go again...making me choke with laughter!
Well done! :aok
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Yeah ... I know where you were coming from, but I also know what to expect. I
We also have the Hurri 2D and Yak-9T would could run a very specific attack mode as you describe.
But if attack planes cost perks there'd have to be something pretty special to be worth the cost of what is likely a one-way trip. Something like a B25H could be worth the price, a Ju-87G just for tank-killing.
The hurri2d is nice but the yak-9ts fire a he round not ap (as far as i can tell ). I'd just like more options is all.
Bronk
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
DING DING DING! We have a winner! Give this man a cigar! ;)
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Dok, we may not agree on much, but your pics are freakin' hilarious, even if I'm the butt of the joke...I almost coughed up my spleen over this one I laughed so hard, please keep them coming! :rofl
Zazen
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Originally posted by Zazen
Dok, we may not agree on much, but your pics are freakin' hilarious, even if I'm the butt of the joke...I almost coughed up my spleen over this one I laughed so hard, please keep them coming!
Zazen
So how long are you planning on licking his "hand"?
Originally posted by Pooface
just wondering, bit of psychology, why is it that guys that are getting bullied try to pay compliments and try to fit in once they get beaten down?:rofl
Originally posted by Zazan
The same reason a dog you just beat for crapping on the floor eventually comes up to you with its tail between its legs and lovingly licks your hand waiting for a pat on the head. Even the lamest griefer has a side of him that secretly longs for acceptance.
Zazen
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Originally posted by Urchin
So how long are you planning on licking his "hand"?
I'm not licking anyone's hand, funny is just plain funny, and that's funny stuff. I guess you have to have a sense of humor to fully appreciate it...;) I'm man enough to laugh at myself and how others may perceive me even if it's not particularly flattering...
Zazen
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Well, at least you are consistantly inconsistant..
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Originally posted by Urchin
Well, at least you are consistantly inconsistant..
At the very least. ;)
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zazen, that thing is avatard material!
Dok, i gotta admit, you have a way with pixels:D funny in so many ways, and not quite the ones you wanted:lol keep em coming!
and sorry falcon, i get blinded by stupidity sometimes, so much so by your post that i thought you were flayd with that delightful avatar of yours:aok
and btw, i think talking about bashing grey monsters or something in everquest really puts a tab on your social skills:aok :rofl
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"P.S. We were hitting Knights all night tonight.
Why didn't you come down to 148? We grabbed that
base way down behind your lines and held it for
a couple of hours. The diversion allowed ROOKS to capture
4 knight bases that I know if. Sheesh, we were there for
like 40 mins after the cap! "
A classic vet move to contain and vulch lol...4 lost bases with a fight is better than losing 10 undefended fields :)
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what the hell is your avatar jaxxo? hub has the same one, it's really odd, cant work out what it is...
looks almost like a lil kid screaming at a monitor, probably an LCA member after getting owned by those 38 dweebs:p
serious, what on eaarth is that? :lol
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It's a beerhelmet, made from the cardboard container in which cases of aluminum-clad beverages are sold. It protects you from the ill effects of judgemental errors which normally occur after consuming a case of cheap beer.
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I remember shooting down lazzer and forcing zazen to land in the same mission today. Does that make me the best player in all of AH?
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Originally posted by gsharp
I remember shooting down lazzer and forcing zazen to land in the same mission today. Does that make me the best player in all of AH?
Nah, killing Lazer's easy, just wait until his mouse starts acting up (usually about once a month... coincidence? I think not :p )
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Originally posted by Urchin
So how long are you planning on licking his "hand"?
Leave Zazen alone Urchin or you're gonna have
to answer to the dreaded LCA!
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Well Urchin, The 38's you were fighting was a mission I made to take a78 or somethin like that. Not 1 of them were a member of th 475th, not even me due to a disco.
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Ahhh pooface you need to wipe that london fog from yur brain and understand (as i do and you obviously dont) that zazen plays everquest. i made a reference that he comprehends. i understand your need for attention demands that you jump in between so here is a post actually commenting at you
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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First :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl LCA.
3 waves of LCA sent to 147 and each got repelled by knights and the 475th were here to help and this defending force was still half of the LCA.
A big to whels for giving the info of the LCA going to 147. :aok
1st wave ended up being niks, 110s, lancs, 26s, and many goons. With force beign reported and sirens going, 475th and other knights answered the call. Engines roaring on the runway and rollling to takeoff into a hoard of LCA that had the air advantage when many knight pilots were upping. 110s and niks were falling out of the sky and goons were being torn apart. This wave was pushed back.
A follow up wave came after this with many buffs coming in on the deck and only to be found by 38s and 262s being torn up and not even making it to 147.
3rd wave was of 110s, typhs, and 24s. These ended up being at no lower than 15k. The call was made on country and jets rolled, temps rolled, and other planes followed. This attack was repelled again with very few if not any LCA survivors.
4th wave came with 51s, 110s, and other misc. planes. The knights answered the call and upped in numbers still having no numbers to compete with the large number of this LCA force. In end they again were repelled and forced back to their base.
In all each time LCA attacked they had twice the number of the defending force and still were forced back.
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Originally posted by Hoarach
....
A big to whels for giving the info of the LCA going to 147.
...
If you're so good, why'd you need to cheat ... er ... spy?
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
If you're so good, why'd you need to cheat ... er ... spy?
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Whels is knight. Look name up before you say something like that.
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If you're so good, why'd you need to cheat ... er ... spy?
Ok, ill play along. Whels is a knit. He saw large dar bar with no base defense up. He reported this on country channel. We upped as first attack got to base. They died.
Anything else you like to be wrong in assumptions about?:aok
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We didn't need a spy. Your first wave of niks either flew into our fleet by mistake, or simply attacked it, but the cluster of red dots over the CV was pretty much a giveaway that something was afoot.
First rule of NOE missions attacking across a body of water: send a single plane ahead of the main attack force to scout for fleets.
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
We didn't need a spy. Your first wave of niks either flew into our fleet by mistake, or simply attacked it, but the cluster of red dots over the CV was pretty much a giveaway that something was afoot.
First rule of NOE missions attacking across a body of water: send a single plane ahead of the main attack force to scout for fleets.
:rolleyes:
Speaking of "false assumptions" ... (not directed at you, but your crony) ... check my score this campaign ... I ain't flown ... wasn't "my first wave" since I wasn't freakin' there. D'oh!
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Originally posted by Hoarach
First :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl LCA.
3 waves of LCA sent to 147 and each got repelled by knights and the 475th were here to help and this defending force was still half of the LCA.
A big to whels for giving the info of the LCA going to 147. :aok
1st wave ended up being niks, 110s, lancs, 26s, and many goons. With force beign reported and sirens going, 475th and other knights answered the call. Engines roaring on the runway and rollling to takeoff into a hoard of LCA that had the air advantage when many knight pilots were upping. 110s and niks were falling out of the sky and goons were being torn apart. This wave was pushed back.
A follow up wave came after this with many buffs coming in on the deck and only to be found by 38s and 262s being torn up and not even making it to 147.
3rd wave was of 110s, typhs, and 24s. These ended up being at no lower than 15k. The call was made on country and jets rolled, temps rolled, and other planes followed. This attack was repelled again with very few if not any LCA survivors.
4th wave came with 51s, 110s, and other misc. planes. The knights answered the call and upped in numbers still having no numbers to compete with the large number of this LCA force. In end they again were repelled and forced back to their base.
In all each time LCA attacked they had twice the number of the defending force and still were forced back.
The first wave made NO attempt to dog fight, but rather continued with its mission objective, so the defending fighters had a turkey shoot, like wise the second wave.
If the Lca had brought along fighter cover it might have been a different story. We did not, but the amount of skill required to shoot down 110's and Buffs with the planes listed by this poster require little or NO skill at all since they weren't even trying to fight back.
The reference to numbers is moot LOL how many kills does Horach have in a C47
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Originally posted by Boxboy
If the Lca had brought along fighter cover it might have been a different story.
I highly doubt it, it still would have been a turkey shoot...;)
Zazen
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LOL... this is getting funny.
First of all, I saw escorts for the bombers, wayy out of position.
Second of all, the base you guys hit, only had a radar and a VH destroyed!!!!!!!!:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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BUT, im done posting anything about LCA. You guys suck, there is no arguement to that.
Enjoy playin the way you play, and I'll enjoy the countless kills on you. :lol
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Originally posted by Iceman24
"KNIGHT ADVISORY FLYING A P38 AS A KNIGHT WILL BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR LIFE"
lol just noticed if you look at the LCA's k/d ratio as a squad for tour 75 heres what you get
alpha squad - 1079 kills 1710 deaths
bravo squad - 843 kills 1618 deaths
echo squad - 180 kills 348 deaths
I'm a knight and mostly fly P38's. For some reason, I'm not scared by your threats LOL :)
P.S. Lazer that P38 mission last night was sweet bro we should do it again, had pilots from the 475th, 479th, 38's, and FB's... I'll take the 17 of us vs all 3 of there squads combined lol
ICE! Get better bruddah!
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Pooface
ever occurred to you that zazen doesnt have time to fly?
or maybe because he just sucks in fighters and Osties is the only way he can get a kill?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by FALCONWING
Ahhh pooface you need to wipe that london fog from yur brain and understand (as i do and you obviously dont) that zazen plays everquest. i made a reference that he comprehends. i understand your need for attention demands that you jump in between so here is a post actually commenting at you
:rofl :rofl
hahahahahaha!!!!!:lol :lol
i R Teh Funneh!:rofl
and yes ackack, that could be it :D:p
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Originally posted by DoKGonZo
Speaking of "false assumptions" ... (not directed at you, but your crony) ... check my score this campaign ... I ain't flown ... wasn't "my first wave" since I wasn't freakin' there. D'oh!
The first wave. There, all better.
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
or maybe because he just sucks in fighters and Osties is the only way he can get a kill?
ack-ack
Yea, I have real trouble getting kills in fighters...:aok
Zazen
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Originally posted by Hoarach
In all each time LCA attacked they had twice the number of the defending force and still were forced back.
You 475th weenies are lucky I wasn't playing
last night... I'd a' owned ya's all!
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yep. i was in the tower and saw CV 201 blinking so i jumped on the fleet and saw mass of low dots ib. i managed to kill 2 Lanc forms before CV died. when i saw who it was , I alerted Knits of LCA raid ib 147. 1st wave of LCA was meet by maybe 5 or 6 fightErs LOL vs esitmated 20 25 in the raid.
after 1st wave they continued to send low to medium alt planes to 147 which all failed. then i noticed big bar near 138 to north, and called
to Knits that probable LCA raid ib from north ALTED, so we all upped to engage, and squashed that attempt. after a 3rd and 4th attempt on 147,
LCA tried to back door 149, that raid was killed too. when i logged off,
an hour or 1.5 hours of fighting @ 147 area, 5 LCA raids killed off, by defending group half to only 2/3s thier attack force size LOL was hillarious.
Whels
Originally posted by hubsonfire
We didn't need a spy. Your first wave of niks either flew into our fleet by mistake, or simply attacked it, but the cluster of red dots over the CV was pretty much a giveaway that something was afoot.
First rule of NOE missions attacking across a body of water: send a single plane ahead of the main attack force to scout for fleets.
:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Boxboy
the amount of skill required to shoot down 110's and Buffs with the planes listed by this poster require little or NO skill at all
Ahhh, you have stumbled onto their evil little secret here Boxboy!
This is how you rack up meaningless stats when you fly with the
475th. LOL Now pay attention :D It took many months of
espionage to unearth the 475th's top ten list. We lost many
an agent in the attempt but we eventually bribed one of them
with a quarter and a cigarette and got them out. :D
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475th's Top 10 Fighting Principles
"How to Fight When The Kill is all That Matters"
1 - ALWAYS look for fights that are already in progress so you can
slip onto the tail of a fighter engaged in a pursuit and easily
kill them. This is the REAL reason the 475th cherishes furballs:
for the easy kills and stat whoring. This is the GOLDEN RULE.
2 - ALWAYS look for easy targets, preferably aircraft that are
vintage 1940. Flying a superior plane will almost always get
you a kill. Flying against a contemporary aircraft leaves too
much to chance.
3 - ALWAYS look for aircraft that are leaving the fight and returning
to base. Chances are that they are either damaged, out of ammo,
low on fuel or the pilot is wounded. In either case, a kill is
easily obtained. Any kill is a good kill.
4 - NEVER attack alone. A 1v1 fight leaves too much to chance.
Getting and landing kills so we can see our name in lights
is all that matters.
5 - ALWAYS vulch whenever possible. Vulching allows you to rack
up a large number of kills in relative safety so you can see your
name in lights and impress your peers with your gaming skill
and statistics prowess.
6 - NEVER attempt to deack a field or attack ground targets. Doing
so will not get you a kill and will only expose you to harm
so don't bother. Let other players take on those tasks so you can
vulch when they are done. You must have no qualms about sacrificing
countrymen so you can get kills.
7 - NEVER concern yourself with a base capture. Use those
attempting to take a base as diversionary bait to allow you to apply
rule #2 and get some easy kills.
8 - if another countryman is in trouble and outnumbered
DO NOT attempt to help him. Doing so will only guarantee you
a death and will deny you the precious statistic of
a kill. Besides, we don't care about our country's objectives:
we only want to harvest kills so we can see our name in lights and
drool over our stats.
9 - NEVER auger your plane: your stats are too important to
jeoparize your numbers by ejecting and getting a new plane.
ALWAYS fly back to a friendly base and land your kills - no matter
how much time it takes.
10 - ALWAYS remind players who don't notice how great you
are on their own, that you are the best fighter pilots that the
game has ever seen. Be sure and point out their oversight to
them and show them your stats. We play this game for stats.
Our one and only goal is to shoot down easy targets, land kills,
see our name in lights and accrue statistics.
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So endeth the lesson... :D
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Originally posted by whels
yep. i was in the tower and saw CV 201 blinking so i jumped on the fleet and saw mass of low dots ib. i managed to kill 2 Lanc forms before CV died. when i saw who it was , I alerted Knits of LCA raid ib 147. 1st wave of LCA was meet by maybe 5 or 6 fightErs LOL vs esitmated 20 25 in the raid.
after 1st wave they continued to send low to medium alt planes to 147 which all failed. then i noticed big bar near 138 to north, and called
to Knits that probable LCA raid ib from north ALTED, so we all upped to engage, and squashed that attempt. after a 3rd and 4th attempt on 147,
LCA tried to back door 149, that raid was killed too. when i logged off,
an hour or 1.5 hours of fighting @ 147 area, 5 LCA raids killed off, by defending group half to only 2/3s thier attack force size LOL was hillarious.
Whels
Sounds like we need to run some simultaneous attacks
at 3 or more bases....or just level the base we're going
after before striking.
Gentlemen, MAN YOUR BOMBERS! :D
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Originally posted by Lazerr
BUT, im done posting anything about LCA.
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you do like to steal other people's work dont you delta????
first dan's profile, and then all of HT and skuzzy's smileys. that is quite hilarious:aok
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Originally posted by 96Delta
Ahhh, you have stumbled onto their evil little secret here Boxboy!
This is how you rack up meaningless stats when you fly with the
475th. LOL Now pay attention :D It took many months of
espionage to unearth the 475th's top ten list. We lost many
an agent in the attempt but we eventually bribed one of them
with a quarter and a cigarette and got them out. :D
Newport, right? You can thank me for that :cool:
I know yer list is in good fun, but, please, not so broad a brush!
I auger consistently :aok
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Originally posted by whels
... 5 LCA raids killed off, by defending group half to only 2/3s thier attack force size LOL was hillarious. ...
Most military doctrine, especially in that era before technology became such a force multiplier, call for 3:1 odds for offensive operations.
Just saying ...
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That list is funny, but I wouldnt label one squad with it. There are lots in here who follow a few of those rules. For a squad that just wants to be in fighters, most of them actually make sense. For other types of players, the rules seem selfish. To each their bone.
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Originally posted by 96Delta
2 - ALWAYS look for easy targets, preferably aircraft that are
vintage 1940. Flying a superior plane will almost always get
you a kill. Flying against a contemporary aircraft leaves too
much to chance.
:rofl :rofl
Last I checked most of my kills are niks, lgay7s, and dweebfire 16s. Last tour alone had 151 spit 16s, 99 lgay7s, and 101 niks and that was out of 1428 kills. Listing those planes as those are the most frequently flown.
Rarely do I find early war planes as many people believe they are needed to survive and those that fly early war models are usually good sticks.
Look before you state something completely wrong. :rolleyes:
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quit trolling already...this topic is old. it was old with the first 2 threads.
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Originally posted by Vudak
I auger consistently :aok
So do I.
Them P-38s love to dive straight down...and no warning either.
Just burn in..
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Originally posted by Hoarach
:rofl :rofl
Last I checked most of my kills are niks, lgay7s, and dweebfire 16s. Last tour alone had 151 spit 16s, 99 lgay7s, and 101 niks and that was out of 1428 kills. Listing those planes as those are the most frequently flown.
Rarely do I find early war planes as many people believe they are needed to survive and those that fly early war models are usually good sticks.
Look before you state something completely wrong. :rolleyes:
Then you must be applying RULE #1 with unusual tenacity!
11 - ALWAYS defend your stats to other players. Those numbers
define us as human beings and assert to the world that we are
special. Defend your stats, like your honor, vociferously. They
are who you are.
Remember troops, I'm just poking fun at you guys.
No need to take this stuff seriously. Its all in good fun.
If it gets you mad, then you are seeing something that isn't there. :)
Besides, I wasn't addressing any individual.
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Seems i have not looked into this forum for a while.
Funny stuff
:aok
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walks into room.....ok enough is enough........picks up list...has a look...hmmmm......folds and puts into pocket....1st off who's the dumb a-z that repainted my plane??*^%#*^%....2nd who's got a quarter.......I left one with my cigarette over there under my score card and now its gone and I wanna hit the soda machine..........pfft this place is goin to the rift raft.....heheheh
"A bandit at your six is better than no bandit at all"
Pipz
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Originally posted by 96Delta
So do I.
Them P-38s love to dive straight down...and no warning either.
Just burn in..
lol yeah, when I started in the bird I had that problem too. A few little trim adjustments and you're good to go though. :aok
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Originally posted by pipz
walks into room.....ok enough is enough........picks up list...has a look...hmmmm......folds and puts into pocket....1st off who's the dumb a-z that repainted my plane??*^%#*^%....2nd who's got a quarter.......I left one with my cigarette over there under my score card and now its gone and I wanna hit the soda machine..........pfft this place is goin to the rift raft.....heheheh
"A bandit at your six is better than no bandit at all"
Pipz
:rofl
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Originally posted by pipz
2nd who's got a quarter.......I left one with my cigarette over there under my score card and now its gone and I wanna hit the soda machine..........
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Off with his head!
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Originally posted by 96Delta
475th's Top 10 Fighting Principles
"How to Fight When The Kill is all That Matters"
1 - ALWAYS look for fights that are already in progress so you can
slip onto the tail of a fighter engaged in a pursuit and easily
kill them. This is the REAL reason the 475th cherishes furballs:
for the easy kills and stat whoring. This is the GOLDEN RULE.
Funny, more often then not you see one of us say "Alert #" on 200 alerting an enemy field we are inbound. I have landed on the ground a few miles away from an enemy field and tried sparking up a fight on channel 200. I eventually got someone to come fight me, it was TC. We had several good fair fights.
2 - ALWAYS look for easy targets, preferably aircraft that are
vintage 1940. Flying a superior plane will almost always get
you a kill. Flying against a contemporary aircraft leaves too
much to chance.
Top 10 Planes I have killed
1 - Spit16
2 - La-7
3 - N1K2
4 - P51D
5 - Typhoon
6 - B24J
7 - Seafire
8 - Spit 8
9 - A6M5b
10 - Ki-84
3 - ALWAYS look for aircraft that are leaving the fight and returning
to base. Chances are that they are either damaged, out of ammo,
low on fuel or the pilot is wounded. In either case, a kill is
easily obtained. Any kill is a good kill.
If this is so, why is it someone told me to furball somewhere else because I said on range channel "let them up off the ground so they atleast have half a chance"
4 - NEVER attack alone. A 1v1 fight leaves too much to chance.
Getting and landing kills so we can see our name in lights
is all that matters.
see #1
also why else would we be so willing to go to the DA with you?
5 - ALWAYS vulch whenever possible. Vulching allows you to rack
up a large number of kills in relative safety so you can see your
name in lights and impress your peers with your gaming skill
and statistics prowess.
see # 3
6 - NEVER attempt to deack a field or attack ground targets. Doing
so will not get you a kill and will only expose you to harm
so don't bother. Let other players take on those tasks so you can
vulch when they are done. You must have no qualms about sacrificing
countrymen so you can get kills.
My Stats again
Top 5 things that have killed me
1 - La-7
2 - Ship Gunner
3 - Ostwind
4 - Spit16
5 - N1K2
7 - NEVER concern yourself with a base capture. Use those
attempting to take a base as diversionary bait to allow you to apply
rule #2 and get some easy kills.
Squad has 7 field captures this tour
8 - if another countryman is in trouble and outnumbered
DO NOT attempt to help him. Doing so will only guarantee you
a death and will deny you the precious statistic of
a kill. Besides, we don't care about our country's objectives:
we only want to harvest kills so we can see our name in lights and
drool over our stats.
That contradicts #3 and #4. In order for me to cherry pick, that means I have to kill an enemy on a friendly's 6. Also, why is it I have many people thank me on range channel for clearing their 6? I also apologize a lot of the time if I do not make it there in time.
9 - NEVER auger your plane: your stats are too important to
jeoparize your numbers by ejecting and getting a new plane.
ALWAYS fly back to a friendly base and land your kills - no matter
how much time it takes.
I'm sorry, we find that kamikazi attacks are not as effecient as living through the 1 pass. Why make 1 pass when you can make 2? LCA doctrine dictates keep your nose pointed at the target until it catches fire, which means often you auger into it.
10 - ALWAYS remind players who don't notice how great you
are on their own, that you are the best fighter pilots that the
game has ever seen. Be sure and point out their oversight to
them and show them your stats. We play this game for stats.
Our one and only goal is to shoot down easy targets, land kills,
see our name in lights and accrue statistics
I tell people I suck, as do others in 475th. Ask viper215
I am done, yall are not worth the time. But hey, if you have no other life than trying to annoy people in a game keep trying. I don't want to ruin your fun, You are not bothering mine one bit.
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You take things too seriously Raptor.
You really oughta learn to laugh at yourself...you'll
enjoy the game and life much more. :aok
Besides, all the rules are to be employed as
one...or didn't you read that part in your squad manual?
You can't apply any one ingredient in a recipe, you
need them all to make a tasty treat. :D
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Ingredients......Hmmmm...I just got shot down.......Maybe I used too much sugar...let me see here......................... ...
Pipz
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:huh
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Originally posted by pipz
Ingredients......Hmmmm...I just got shot down.......Maybe I used too much sugar...let me see here......................... ...
Pipz
Your first problem is its INCREDAMENT's (in HT speak) :)
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ehhhhhhhh.......its always somethin isnt it ehhehehe
Pipz
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Originally posted by Boxboy
The first wave made NO attempt to dog fight, but rather continued with its mission objective, so the defending fighters had a turkey shoot, like wise the second wave.
If the Lca had brought along fighter cover it might have been a different story. We did not, but the amount of skill required to shoot down 110's and Buffs with the planes listed by this poster require little or NO skill at all since they weren't even trying to fight back.
The reference to numbers is moot LOL how many kills does Horach have in a C47
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Redford Michigan where the hell is that??? Now Lansing I know since I was born and raised there. As for the yawn I agree it was pretty much a yawn since we flattened the town but couldn't get the troops in due the fighter cover.
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Originally posted by Boxboy
Redford Michigan where the hell is that??? Now Lansing I know since I was born and raised there. As for the yawn I agree it was pretty much a yawn since we flattened the town but couldn't get the troops in due the fighter cover.
Hey there BBBB!
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Well all you folks declaring war on the 475th..just remember..kills of me don't count..as I'm a nooblet and I'm still learning what I'm doing let alone flying worth a crap. :p
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Originally posted by Bingo73
Well all you folks declaring war on the 475th..just remember..kills of me don't count..as I'm a nooblet and I'm still learning what I'm doing let alone flying worth a crap. :p
Bingo, ive seen/heard you fly. Thats NOWHERE near nooblet. Now if you would just fly a proper plane instead of those two engined bombers.......:D
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.......those two engined bombers
:furious
hehehe
:p :D
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Originally posted by Schatzi
Bingo, ive seen/heard you fly. Thats NOWHERE near nooblet. Now if you would just fly a proper plane instead of those two engined bombers.......:D
Its just a p40 on steroids. :D
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Hey 475th!
I ran across this and immediately though of you guys!
Would make a great desktop wallpaper for your PC!
http://www.screenshotart.com/index.php?act=module&module=gallery&cmd=si&img=3068
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Woot! Set as desktop! Thanks Delta! :aok
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Cant use it now that bingo stole it. :furious
What game is that from?
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Not a 475th bird though :)
This is better. Gotta have the 475th paint scheme. 431st FS, 475th FG to be exact.
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Damn thats a nice pic, thx!
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Originally posted by 96Delta
Ahhh, you have stumbled onto their evil little secret here Boxboy!
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475th's Top 10 Fighting Principles
"How to Fight When The Kill is all That Matters"
Any ONE in the 475th would pwn yer arse in the DA, MA, TA, AvA, SEA, AND the H2H.
I winged MANY times with the 475th before you "forced their hand". Had you left the tower with your Panoramic Mock-ups and croppers, you'd have realized that they were doing more than vulching. I vulch when able, as does everyone else. But these guys are great bait, and had NO problems using me as bait either. It was a win-win situation. They are still class-acts, and it still sickens me that you continue this idiotic pontification.
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both nice pixs :)
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Originally posted by Masherbrum
Any ONE in the 475th would pwn yer arse in the DA, MA, TA, AvA, SEA, AND the H2H.
I winged MANY times with the 475th before you "forced their hand". Had you left the tower with your Panoramic Mock-ups and croppers, you'd have realized that they were doing more than vulching. I vulch when able, as does everyone else. But these guys are great bait, and had NO problems using me as bait either. It was a win-win situation. They are still class-acts, and it still sickens me that you continue this idiotic pontification.
You need a little lovin' masher!
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Sorry, the Brokeback auditions are held at Shane's house. Ask him for the smooch.
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Those lips need to be fuller for me. :D