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Title: Fighter pilot information
Post by: Maverick on May 06, 2001, 09:53:00 PM

How do you know when your date with a fighter pilot is half over?
 He says, "enough about me, now let's talk about flying."
 
 What is the ideal cockpit crew?
 A fighter pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite
the pilot if he touches anything.
 
 How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
 Just one. He holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.
 
 How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
 He'll tell you.
 
 What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
 God does not think he is a fighter pilot.
 
 What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig?  The pig doesn't turn into a
fighter pilot when he's drunk.
 
 What do fighter pilots use for birth control?
  Their personality.
 
 What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?  A jet engine stops
whining when it pulls into the parking spot.

Title: Fighter pilot information
Post by: Ripsnort on May 07, 2001, 09:39:00 AM

LOL, surprized that this went un-noticed in this community.  (http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/Smileys/default/biggrin.gif)

Title: Fighter pilot information
Post by: miko2d on May 07, 2001, 11:11:00 AM

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Title: Fighter pilot information
Post by: CyranoAH on May 07, 2001, 07:30:00 PM

Couple more...

* I hate to wake up and find my co-pilot asleep.

* Lost student pilot:
"Unknown airport with Cessna 150 circling overhead, identify yourself"

* Renting airplanes is like renting sex:
It's difficult to arrange on short notice on Saturday, the fun things always cost more, and someone's always looking at their watch.

* Landing: A controlled mid-air collision with a planet.

And the old time classic:

* If God had meant man to fly, He would have given him more money.